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Wednesday, June 17. 2020What Do You Do With a Stolen van Gogh?Octave Durham, who went to prison for stealing two paintings by the artist, explains the difficulties encountered in this line of work.
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Etruscans in 321 BCThere Are Two Kinds of People. People Who Divide People Into Two Kinds of People...
There are now only two kinds of people extant in the US. Let's call them Goofus and Gallant. No one's going to ring a bell and tell Gallant the rules don't matter any more so let it rip on Goofus. No one is going to ring a bell and tell Goofus to make a frontal assault on Gallant, which would look like a synchronized swimmer turned welterweight punching Mike Tyson at the weigh in. Goofus thinks he has the upper hand right now because no one's stopping him, but he's being humored, nothing more. His minders are using him to get the upper hand. That's a different thing entirely. They'll get as far as they can with this nonsense, but eventually things will strike a new Overton equilibrium. Gallant will put up with kneeling to see his football game, and maybe notice a decided lack of stars and bars on race cars next year. He'll try to follow the new, very weird rules as best he can. Goofus will go back to handing out flyers from card tables in the park while normal people avert their eyes and scurry past. Let's examine today's news items through the Goofus and Gallant prism: Shopify goes after Amazon with new Walmart deal
Goofus would rather die than shop at Walmart. Goofus loves the proletariat. It's people he can't stand, and people shop at Walmart. Gallant's wife shops on Etsy and at Costco because have you seen the way the proletariat dresses? Google bans website ZeroHedge from its ad platform over comments on protest articles
This is what Goofus' handlers are up to. Zero Hedge is low hanging fruit. Gallant works at the Federalist and is busy doing whatever Google tells them to. How else could they afford season tickets to the kneeling sessions at the Washington Indigenous Downtrodden People football games? You Can Now Buy Spot the Robot Dog—If You’ve Got $74,500
Goofus will continue binge-watching Westworld and wait for a robot girlfriend. Gallant has a Belgian Malinois that cost half that. Facebook to let users turn off political adverts
Everyone who works at Facebook is a Goofus and will gleefully charge Gallant for Trump ads that never get shown to anyone.
Goofus doesn't care as long as it's not quinine. Gallant doesn't care because he keeps his parents away from nursing homes run by Andrew Cuomo. US: Company provided subpar steel for Navy submarine hulls
Goofus hopes the subs sink anyway. Gallant wants his money back. Submariners would like to take Elaine for a shakedown cruise. Strapped to the hull.
Scientists Edited Human Embryos in the Lab, and It Was a Disaster
As long as human embryos are destroyed, Goofus is happy. Gallant's ex-wife donated the embryos. Youtube’s Bitcoin Scam Problem Appears To Be Getting Worse
Goofus works at Google and is too busy policing Zero Hedge to police YouTube scams. All of Gallant's money is tied up in ammo bought at Cabela's with cash so he's safe. Diluting blood plasma rejuvenates tissue, reverses aging in mice
Goofus is thirty-three years old and dresses like a toddler. Old age never enters his mind, except to vote for Bernie so he can collect Social Security before he graduates college. Gallant loses so much blood at his construction job that this treatment would be superfluous. Antitrust: Commission opens investigations into Apple's App Store rules
Goofus adores Apple and the EU in equal measure, so his head might explode. Gallant has heard of Europe, but isn't quite sure if it's a real place or not, so he doesn't care one way or the other. Have a gallant Wednesday, everyone!
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Tuesday, June 16. 2020Moons are migrating awayAnd in a few billion years (not too long) all of the planets will be consumed by our Sun's inevitable explosion. The knowledge that all of human history, earth history, critters, human creations and thoughts, etc will all be instantly erased is a big thought, ain't it? So where to invest one's money, long-term?
Turtle SoupTuesday Is Just Monday's Ugly Sister
Well, it's Tuesday. There's no "fresh week" feeling to Tuesday. You don't unwrap a Tuesday. The package is already broken open, and inexpertly taped back up, like most of the tools at Harbor Freight. In geologic terms, it's really not any closer to Friday than Monday was, so you can't even lie to yourself about being one day closer to the weekend with any gusto. Tuesday just is. Let's get on with it. Hacker Dosed With LSD While Restoring Historical Synth
My car mechanic took LSD once. He said he had an auto body experience. AstraZeneca's COVID-19 vaccine enters phase 2/3 clinical trial
And just like all flu vaccines, there will be cardboard signs outside of every pharmacy and supermarket offering free flu shots, which no one will get. Six Former eBay Employees Charged with Aggressive Cyberstalking Campaign Targeting Natick Couple
It sounds like everyone involved works part time at Hardbodies
Once upon a time and a very good time it was H.G. Wells was coming down along the road and this Wells that was down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby Joyce and told him he was a jerk. The biggest myth of modern nutrition: healthy plant-based diets
Want to go vegan? Cut out the middleman and become a Seventh-Day Adventist India says three soldiers killed in 'violent faceoff' on border with China
Both sides have nuclear weapons, but they're bashing each other's heads in with sticks and stones. A parable for our times. Why abandoned domain names are so dangerous
Domain names are like herpes. If you don't want to have it forever, don't get it in the first place. New Research: There Could Be 36 Alien Civilizations in Our Galaxy
And according to new research I just finished, Blake Lively could be trying to phone me right now.
Cameo now lets people pay up to $15K to have a Zoom call with a celebrity
That's funny. I would pay five bucks to avoid a Zoom call with Tony Hawk or Brett Favre. We Shouldn’t Sit in the Stands Anymore
Everyone already refuses to sit in the stands at their kids' Little League games. They're all on the field having fistfights with the umpires and the other parents. Have a milquetoast, non-denominational, vibe-less, nondescript, average Tuesday everyone. It's the best you can hope for.
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Monday, June 15. 2020CHAZ, in ContextThe larger French Revolution era extended all the way until the end of the Franco-Prussian War. This current situation, as I'd written about the other day, is much like the French Revolution. The general approach of this crowd isn't too dissimilar to the Spanish Inquisition, either. If you're not in, you're out, and you're going to have to be punished. They claim their 'goal' is peace and freedom. They prefer to see people suffer. They have marketed themselves to their constituency well, shifting everyone's eyes away from historical precedent. 1906 in San FranciscoGet Thee To a Mummery. I'll Pass
Hello all. Roger de Hauteville here, sitting in for Bird Dog. He's gone for his yearly sojourn to get a flea bath and his nails clipped. If he plays his cards right, maybe he'll even get a belly rub from Mrs. Bird Dog. While it's true I'm "sitting in," there will be, thankfully, no sit-ins on my watch. I'm Sicilian, remember? Haven't you seen the Godfather movies? We don't do sit ins. We don't riot. We don't hold placards and march in a circle. We say nothing about our affairs to strangers, and precious little about them even to our friends. If any action is required, we visit you in the night, and whisper your transgressions in your ear. These remonstrations beat demonstrations every time. Act accordingly. Woman in China, 45, made $589,800 by buying insurance on flights she predicted would get delayed ACH payments cost less. Will online shoppers ever switch? Zoom Acknowledges It Suspended Activists' Accounts At China's Request This is the word that exists in all human languages, according to research. Scientists close in on 12-billion-year-old signal from the end of the universe's 'dark age' The First Woman PhD in Computer Science Was a Nun Popular Pirate Sites Slowly ‘Disappear’ From Google’s Top Search Results Kids these days. You're pirates! Look up the word in the dictionary. Banks don't have drive-up windows reserved for bank robbers. Have a little gumption. It's no fun stealing movies if they make it too easy, anyway. Archaeology: Thracian pit sanctuary found in Bulgaria’s Bourgas Astronauts say riding Falcon 9 rocket was “totally different” from the space shuttle Engineers find neat way to turn waste carbon dioxide into useful material
Have a great Monday, everyone!
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Sunday, June 14. 2020The power of white stigmaFrom 2007, Shelby Steele explains white guilt
The Old TestamentThat's what Christians call it. At The Great Courses, Prof. Amy Levine does a wonderful job with it. Only $45 right now. She's a fast talker, so she keeps you engaged.
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From today's Lectionary: Abraham and SarahGenesis 18:1-15, (21:1-7) 18:1 The LORD appeared to Abraham by the oaks of Mamre, as he sat at the entrance of his tent in the heat of the day. 18:2 He looked up and saw three men standing near him. When he saw them, he ran from the tent entrance to meet them, and bowed down to the ground. 18:3 He said, "My lord, if I find favor with you, do not pass by your servant. 18:4 Let a little water be brought, and wash your feet, and rest yourselves under the tree. 18:5 Let me bring a little bread, that you may refresh yourselves, and after that you may pass on--since you have come to your servant." So they said, "Do as you have said." 18:6 And Abraham hastened into the tent to Sarah, and said, "Make ready quickly three measures of choice flour, knead it, and make cakes." 18:7 Abraham ran to the herd, and took a calf, tender and good, and gave it to the servant, who hastened to prepare it. 18:8 Then he took curds and milk and the calf that he had prepared, and set it before them; and he stood by them under the tree while they ate. 18:9 They said to him, "Where is your wife Sarah?" And he said, "There, in the tent." 18:10 Then one said, "I will surely return to you in due season, and your wife Sarah shall have a son." And Sarah was listening at the tent entrance behind him. 18:11 Now Abraham and Sarah were old, advanced in age; it had ceased to be with Sarah after the manner of women. 18:12 So Sarah laughed to herself, saying, "After I have grown old, and my husband is old, shall I have pleasure?" 18:13 The LORD said to Abraham, "Why did Sarah laugh, and say, 'Shall I indeed bear a child, now that I am old?' 18:14 Is anything too wonderful for the LORD? At the set time I will return to you, in due season, and Sarah shall have a son." 18:15 But Sarah denied, saying, "I did not laugh"; for she was afraid. He said, "Oh yes, you did laugh." 21:1 The LORD dealt with Sarah as he had said, and the LORD did for Sarah as he had promised. 21:2 Sarah conceived and bore Abraham a son in his old age, at the time of which God had spoken to him. 21:3 Abraham gave the name Isaac to his son whom Sarah bore him. 21:4 And Abraham circumcised his son Isaac when he was eight days old, as God had commanded him. 21:5 Abraham was a hundred years old when his son Isaac was born to him. 21:6 Now Sarah said, "God has brought laughter for me; everyone who hears will laugh with me." 21:7 And she said, "Who would ever have said to Abraham that Sarah would nurse children? Yet I have borne him a son in his old age." Sunrise, Cahoon's Hollow, Wellfleet No bugs, sea breeze, 57 degrees F at night, biking, boating, kayaking, hiking trails, running, day-fresh seafood, ocean beach, harbor beach, bay beach, and big ponds. Lots of fun family restaurants. The protection of the vast National Seashore. If you squint, you can see Portugal on the horizon.
A few more Wellfleet pics below the fold Continue reading "Sunrise, Cahoon's Hollow, Wellfleet" Saturday, June 13. 2020QQQShelby Steele Explains Who's ProtestingSaturday morning links
Next Up In The Stupidest Litigation In The Country: The Science? SPME Stands By Professor William Jacobson CANCEL YOURSELVES, YOU LOUSY TWITS A Plague of White Submissiveness WALSH: The Only Real Privilege In America Is Leftist Privilege Three indicted for allegedly throwing Molotov cocktails at NYPD vehicles, face life in prison Is there an epidemic of racist violence? Andrew Cuomo’s sad bid to blame Florida for New York’s mismanagement Trump’s excess drama only helps hide his achievements Biden is invisible; Trump is running against himself Stockman Calls "Bulls**t" On The Latest COVID-19 Fear-Mongering About Spikes In Texas, Arizona Virus: One way or another, I think the credibility ship has sailed. The U.S. Troop Reduction in Germany is Not About NATO Is Assad About to Fall? While the world wasn’t watching, Syria has edged toward collapse, and the dictator is in his weakest position ever. The U.S. now has a narrow chance to prevent a catastrophe. Friday, June 12. 2020Locust Valley Lockjaw: White privilegeA northeastern accent, now disappearing
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Scott does his best to get cancelled
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Friday morning links
HBO Pulls ‘Gone With The Wind’ From HBO-Max Streaming… ‘Cops’ Cancelled Re: The Disturbing Campaign against Tucker Carlson Narcissistic Sociopaths with Childlike IQs and the Morals of Rutting Cats, But with an Elevated Ability To Feign Emotions to Manipulate Others, Have an Important Message for America. Yes, Let’s Defund The Police … At The EPA Joe Biden Says George Floyd’s Death is Bigger than Assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. CHAZ Inside The People’s Republic Of Seattle Seattle "Autonomous Zone" Now Has A "Heavily-Armed" Warlord As Crime Spikes 300%. "The power vacuum has apparently been filled." Thursday, June 11. 2020Are viruses alive?Yes and no. They are more like parasites, able to exist and reproduce with a living, functioning host. Are Viruses Alive? Perhaps We're Asking the Wrong Question
So Much Free SpeechApparently, Seattle is now epicenter of the revolution which we have all waited breathlessly for. The NYTimes has headlines saying it's "Free Food, Free Speech and Free of Police", which I suppose is a start. We are expecting great things from these people. 'New ideas' we've never seen before. Lovely. Maybe the food is 'free', though nothing is ever free, and we certainly know the speech is only free if you agree with them. But I'm fairly certain the area is free of police. For now. Remember a few years ago at Malheur, and those supposed 'right-wing extremist' loony birds were roundly misrepresented by the press? Yeah, me either. Didn't happen. The Feds didn't kill anyone there, either. I'm sure this Seattle experiment will go really well. Just like Christiana did originally (cough, cough). By the way, can I just also mention how proud I am of my alma mater's devotion to presenting fact-based opinions and respecting free speech? We're leading the way! Future donations on my part will not be part of the plan. I can show my point of view by withholding money.
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Thursday morning links Harvard Chemistry Professor Indicted For Concealing Connection To China’s Thousand Talents Plan Knee-Benders Cancel 'Gone With the Wind' & 'Cops' on Same Day to Appease Frothing Rage Mob No more free speech Homeless people reportedly ate all the food in the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, situation dire They want soy Trump: Elderly Buffalo Protester May Be an 'Antifa Provocateur' Even the protesters knew he was trouble Buffalo Officials Duped By Professional Antifa Provocateur – Arrest and Charge Two Police Officers – Righteous Police Team Stand Together and Walk Out… Begging the Mob’s Forgiveness Doesn’t Work LA City Council President Nury Martinez, Who Introduced Motion to Cut Police Funding, Caught Using Private LAPD Protection at Her Home Top De Blasio Aid Quits In Protest, Accuses NYC Mayor Of Being Too Kind To Police America Deserves a New FBI Better look at your social media — chances are you’re next to be canceled America is Not Racist AG Barr On Durham Investigation: ‘I’m Very Troubled By’ What ‘Has Been Called To My Attention So Far’ CDC Expects 200k COVID-19 Deaths By October As Dreaded 'Second Wave' Arrives COVID-19: Straight Answers from Top Epidemiologist Who Predicted the Pandemic “You’re Not My Brother”: The Trainwreck Cornel West-Leo Terrell Segment You Can’t Miss For Journalists, The New York Times’ Social-Justice Meltdown Is a Sign of Things to Come WSJ Editorial: Cancel Culture And Identity Politics Now Dominates Journalism And American Culture France: Post-Pandemic Disaster? Wednesday, June 10. 2020QQQ"Americans have the constitutional right to instant gratification" - Somebody, somewhere
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Wednesday morning links
Democrats Propose Replacing All Police With Traveling Bands Of Hippies Singing 'Imagine' What It’s Like to Get Doxed for Taking a Bike Ride NY Times: Boycott Your Own Relatives Until they Get Woke, Donate Money UCLA professor on leave after refusing to cancel final exam following George Floyd's death More Cancel Culture Democrats criticized for wearing Kente cloth stoles in honor of George Floyd A lady says “BLM IS A JOKE” Minneapolis Manufacturer: The City Doesn’t Care About Protecting Us — So We’re Outta Here Chicago: ‘What Are We Going To Have Left In Our Community?’ Aldermen React with Panic, Sorrow to Unrest Antifa Seizes Seattle PD, Sets Up 'Autonomous Zone' Just Like ISIS and the Paris Commune Watching in real time as Seattle descends into anarchy SENSE AND NONSENSE ON THE POLICE Recession Began In February — Will More Wasteful ‘Stimulus’ Kill The Recovery? Hydroxychloroquine saga: Researcher involved in retracted Lancet study has faculty appointment terminated, as details in scandal emerge Satellite images and online searches indicate China had coronavirus in the fall, Harvard study finds
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