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Saturday, May 21. 2011Investigating Michael Kors A silly re-post -
Like me, you all are probably still engaged in some slow and tedious post-Christmas clean-up. I tend to use the shopping bags and small boxes to start my morning fires. Some of the bags I used for fire-starting said "Michael Kors." What's that? Guys would not know. I checked it out: It's fashionable shoes and dresses and stuff. Who got that stuff? I dunno, but it seems pretty nice.
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Friday, May 20. 2011New to the NeighborhoodHe begins:
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The Food NazisMany people today are obsessed with food, what to eat and how much. Government wants to get in on the game and to tell you what to eat, but the experts have no answers. So governments just make it up. From Malanga's excellent The Washington Diet - Following the government’s nutritional advice can make you fat and sick:
Read the whole thing. My sense is that you can eat whatever you want unless you have some special illness like diabetes, and it won't make a darn bit of difference. Food is not medicine. All we really know is that no food is bad, plenty of food - but not too much - is good. Toon h/t Theo
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Thursday, May 19. 2011FloodsAs someone who lives adjacent to a river (a small one, but larger than a stream - around 30-40' wide in dry season), I know all about flooding. The prosperous farmer who built the core of my house in 1803 had the brains to build his house and barns above the level of flooding, even just barely above the level of 100-year floods. Our new (c. 1890) barn was built on the old barn foundations. We have had water right up to the footings from the river 200 yards away. Our land is flooded regularly, and it does wonders for the meadows but it fills my pool with silt, branches, dead fish, leaves, etc. Knocks down our fencing, too. Most of our land is on a flood plain, and only about 1/4 of it is above the plain. If you live on a flood plain, whether salt or fresh, flooding must be part of your life plan. I think it makes good sense to have farmland, open space, natural preserves, etc on flood plains, but it drives me crazy that the Feds subsidize construction on flood plains via flood insurance. That is just plain stupid. If you live in a flood plain, you should live in a trailer that can be moved to higher ground with a pickup truck. I did live for a spell in one like that (but I did not really like it). Levees and other Army Corps of Engineers devices only worsen the flooding that rivers regularly perform for the benefit of the richness of the flood plains. They attempt to turn rivers into drainage ditches instead of the ever-changing, meandering, shape-changing wild things that they are. It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. Here's Powerline on More Flood Analysis. Related: Mississippi flood control: Major changes urged And this: What If They Flooded New Orleans To Save Cajun Country? The case for keeping peoples' sex lives out of the mediaL’affaire DSK: French right to private lives on trial: That one French statesman has been charged with sexual assault is no reason to attack the civilised distinction between public and private affairs. The argument is fair enough, but the question is who gets to decide what is made public? The press? People are obviously interested in what "leaders" and celebs do in their spare time.
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Wednesday, May 18. 2011Money, Beauty, and Civilization, and an important new bookI suppose this is a companion piece to my post last week, Beauty and Transgressive Ugliness. From a review of John Armstrong's important new book, In Search of Civilization - Remaking a Tarnished Idea:
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"I'm offended. Rearrange the world for me."Nowadays, all it takes is one jackass to mess things up for everybody else. Why does one whining person have more power than hundreds of non-whining people? "I'm offended. Rearrange the world for me." Given the statistical likelihood that there is at least one stupid, selfish or self-righteous jackass fault-finder in any group, it's guaranteed that somebody will bitch about something every time anything happens. Hence the ACLU. ACLU Wants Historic Cross Covered During Graduation. And how come my offended whining about their whining carries no water at all? Am I the wrong kind of whiner? Tuesday, May 17. 2011Human Nature: Killing for sewers?Do people attempt mass murder because they want better schools and better sewers? From Dalrymple's Sewer Thing:
Read the whole good thing (link above). We have always contended here at Maggie's that a flaw in Leftist visions of paradise is an unrealistic view, or I could say fantasy, about the true nature of fallen mankind.
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What my grandfather taught me about honorMy tailor grandfather taught me the difference between being a Jew and being honored. When I was a little boy, holding my grandfather’s hand as we exited the synagogue, all the well-dressed people were walking around a disheveled, crying man at the bottom of the steps. My grandfather immediately went up to him and asked what was the matter. Years later, my grandfather told me that the man replied with sobs that he’d lost his job because of drinking, his wife had left him after he had an affair, and he was too ashamed of what had happened to his life to come into synagogue. My grandfather took him by the hand and in they went, me trailing behind. Afterwards I asked my grandfather why he hadn’t also invited the man home with us for supper. My grandfather answered that as long as the man behaved, he should be welcome in synagogue, but due to how he had behaved toward his responsibilities he wasn’t welcome in his house. Any Jew who wants to join communal prayers can do so. Any Jew who dishonors his people doesn’t deserve to be honored. Our universities used to be called temples of learning but most universities have relaxed their former standards, as have many Jews. Continue reading "What my grandfather taught me about honor"
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Health?15 Ten-Second Health Tips! (including eggs and bacon for breakfast). h/t, Insty. I am always amused by health advice because it so often turns out to be wrong, and because popular writing on health so consistently confuses correlation with causation. Nevertheless, I do take a daily Vit D as one of my compromises with magical thinking. Lipitor too, for the same reason. What do you want to die from?
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Monday, May 16. 2011The International Aid Industry and the world-wide poverty pimpsA friend recommended a book, The Lords of Poverty (1998). A quote from an Amazon reviewer:
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Friday, May 13. 2011Beauty vs. Trangressive Ugliness
When I was an adolescent, we thought that "beauty" was old-fashioned, for the old fogies, and that rough and ugly was hip. Little did I know then about how beauty can be so elusive, temporary, and precious.
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Thursday, May 12. 2011Short Subjects
"Real adult behavior"? "Ice floe"? Ice floe in my glass of Scotch, thanks very much. Well, I happen to be into the sublime, wherever I can find it. Sipp links these charming short vids from one of the civilized youths of today.
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Wednesday, May 11. 2011The 15-minute hour
A handful of pills and a few minutes of canned shrinkology is not enough to tend to a soul in turmoil and in pain. Take my word for it. People are complicated. For most people with troubles, sooner or later they have to face themselves, their flaws, and their self-defeating or destructive tendencies with honesty, and it is best done in the patient company of a decent soul who knows a thing or two about it all, and knows how to dig just deep enough to try to get to the heart of things; to gently drive a wedge through the devilish defenses to address the real "issues." Some of us, or many of us, the Old Guard, are still here if you want to try to talk from the heart. Life itself is difficult enough, and having to struggle with one's own self just makes it harder for all. Tuesday, May 10. 2011Ten Best Caddie Replies
# 10 Golfer "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy "Think you can keep your head down that long?" # 9 Golfer "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." # 8 Golfer "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." # 7 Golfer "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy "Eventually." # 6 Golfer "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." # 5 Golfer "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy "It's not a watch - it's a compass." # 4 Golfer "How do you like my game?" Caddy "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." # 3 Golfer "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." # 2 Golfer "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." # 1 Best Caddy Comment .. Golfer "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
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Monday, May 9. 2011Monday morning non-newsy linksIf you've been away, scroll down and catch up on tons of our cool posts from the weekend. Return of Central Park horseback riding Law firms - A less gilded future For The High-Tech Naturalist: LeafSnap Identifies Leaves Using Your iPhone’s Camera There's an app for that, Dr. Merc Conflict history: Browse the timeline of war and conflict across the globe The Photopic Sky Survey is an interactive 5000 megapixel photograph of the entire night sky stitched together from 37,000+ photos. A beautiful example of data aggregation, annotation, and exploration. For the young, there’s a silver lining in the housing bust Government documents: 1929-45 From a member of the elite force, an inside look at the brutal training and secret work of the commandos who got Osama bin Laden. When media "balance" is considered unfair More newsy links later today...
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Sunday, May 8. 2011A case of Lyme Disease: Lyme, CTAfter fishing yesterday, Gwynnie and I took a drive through Lyme, CT, as charming and homey an antique town as I have ever seen in the US. It runs along the east bank of the lower Connecticut River, has wonderful riverside marshes for bird watching, fishing, and hunting, and has a fine cove with a marina - Hamburg Cove. "Quaint and charming" can be real things in our Yankeeland. I even began looking at the For Sale signs (which was my first symptom of Lyme Disease), but there is no work for my profession there, I'm afraid. For jukebox maintenance and repair, one must go where there are jukeboxes... Where I live, there are many highly-accomplished, scary-smart and mega-educated people, but "quaint and charming" does not jump to mind. ("Wonderful friends" does jump to mind.) I took a few snaps, but Gwynnie declined to stop for my architectural photography. I don't blame him - if you stopped every time I wanted a pic, one would never arrive at one's destination. I can be a pest, that way. Also, in other ways (pedantic, insensitive, critical, intolerant, etc.). Here are more online pics of Lyme.
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Tuesday, May 3. 2011How to Write a Sentence: And How to Read OneA review of Stanley Fish's book of the above title. One quote:
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Animated GIFs as art
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Friday, April 29. 2011Are gentlemen into porn? Etc.I can tell you that some certainly are, some could care less, and some find it an abomination. Porn, recreational sex, prostitution, rape, illicit seduction, perversions, etc. have been going on since there have been humans. That's a fact. Humans are endowed with the wackiest sex drives and wackiest imaginations of all animals and, depending on conditions and circumstances, not always the most mature or honorable behavior. But what about the ladies? A teen gal recently told me that somebody said to her, in the bathroom after a frat party, "I am so pissed that I didn't get any dick tonight." How times have changed. Or have they? I have looked at internet porn. I prefer love. Is porn bad? Pride and Prejudice and Porn HoardersI suppose that the voyeuristic TV show Hoarders has raised the visibility of hoarding. It's one of those OCD-type of things that fades from totally insane to fairly normal. If what you like to hoard is money, then you're just thrifty or stingy. If you like to hoard "collectible" items, then you're a collector: Art, rocks, knives, rugs, guns, pinball machines, etc. If you can't get rid of stuff you don't really need to the point that it interferes with life, it gets to be a problem. Come to think of it, hoarding money can have the same effect. I cannot embed this bit. If interested, there are more of these on YouTube - like this one: We can't have people over to our house:
Thursday, April 28. 2011Are living things machines?"Mechanism" is a key word in Biology these days. Is life a mechanism?
Using mechanical metaphors probably sounded advanced, and scientifically anti-vitalistic 100 years ago, but now it seems quaint. The metaphors we use are important, because they tend to be reified by people outside a given field of expertise. We easily forget that vitalism was a metaphor, like phlogiston. Our next batch of metaphors for everything will be systems-oriented, until the next new thing comes along.
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Wednesday, April 27. 2011"Writing Teachers: Still Crazy After All These Years"Teaching writing is a difficult task, if not a nearly impossible one. Eliminating standards and propagandizing is so much easier. So easy, any idiot can - and does - do it. The thing is, you don't have to know a damn thing about the craft of writing to propagandize. This is truly appalling: Writing Teachers: Still Crazy After All These Years. Crazy, for sure, and utterly out of reality and out of usefulness. You have to either laugh or cry. It sounds like going to writing class today is like going to shop class and learning about the oppression of the worker instead of how to use a lathe. Might be useful if you want to become a Community Organizer, but not if you ever want to make anything.
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Tuesday, April 26. 2011People who know how to do useful thingsI had to run home this afternoon to meet with my chimney guy. Actually, not my chimney guy, but my semi-local sheet-metal guy. I never had a sheet-metal guy, but I'm glad to have one now. He can make whatever you need in his wood-heated shop in an old mill building in CT, and he will install what he makes, too. Cheerfully. Our old farmhouse has three fireplaces. We needed some new flashing, new collars, caps, etc. to keep the rain and the animals out. That was a piece of cake for the good old guy. He promised me that his patch-up job would outlive me, which isn't saying much. In olde Yankeeland, everything is a patch-up job. I chatted up his 20-something black assistant. He said "Man, we have a beautiful shop. We can make anything - copper, aluminum, stainless, plain steel - whatever you want. Ducts, flashing, roofs, gutters, whatever. Square ducting, round ducting, whatever you need. We have the technology. We built our own wood stove too." "What do you do for wood?" I asked. "Oh, our tree guy friends just dump it off for us. Saves them a dump fee. We cut and split it ourselves. We load the stove up at night, and it's as warm as toast when we come to work in the morning." So much for dickering over the price of wood.
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Monday, April 25. 2011Testament of a FishermanTestament of a Fisherman I fish because I love to, Because I love the environs where trout are found, which are invariably beautiful, and hate the environs where crowds of people are found, which are invariably ugly; Because of all the television commercials, cocktail parties, and assorted social posturing I thus escape; Because in a world where most men seem to spend their lives doing things they hate, my fishing is at once an endless source of delight and an act of small rebellion; Because trout do not lie or cheat and cannot be bought or bribed or impressed by power, but respond only to quietude and humility and endless patience; Because I suspect that men are going along this way for the last time, and I for one don't want to waste the trip; Because mercifully there are no telephones on trout waters; Because only in the woods can I find solitude without loneliness; Because bourbon out of an old tin cup always tastes better out there; Because maybe one day I will catch a mermaid; And finally, not because I regard fishing as being so terribly important, but because I suspect that so many of the other concerns of men are equally unimportant - and not nearly so much fun. Robert Traver
A mermaid, or a cougar in a tree? Cougar safely below the fold - Continue reading "Testament of a Fisherman"
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