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Tuesday, September 9. 2014Tuesday morning linksSearch continues for mountain lion after boy attacked in Cupertino Unarmed parents = child neglect What is the rare severe morning sickness condition hyperemesis gravidarum? How to Make Small Talk (video) Why do the kids of married parents do better? Americans are spending less and saving more -- Do You Make $400,000 a Year But Feel Broke? (video) The Fallout of a Scotland “Yes” Mike Brown’s Abusive, Vile & Misogynistic Rap Music and Tweets Discovered Harry Reid Rewrites the First Amendment - When politicians seek to restrict speech, they are invariably trying to protect their own incumbency. Food police update: School employee on snack rules: ‘You cannot buy a Tic Tac in a Nebraska school, I checked’:
Related, Government Smores Chait says the Worst Governments in America Are Local Governments Joan Rivers: The Woman Who Slayed The PC Police VDH: Obama’s Untruth, Inc. - Let us count the ways: bald lies, lies of omission, mythography, amnesia, redaction . . . President Sisi’s Gift to Palestinians I forget where I found the below - sorry - Monday, September 8. 2014Monday morning links Viking 'ring fortress' discovered in Denmark - Historians believe distinctive geometric fortresses may have been built by Sweyn Forkbeard as a military training camp from which to launch his invasion of England It's masculine to play football, but how is it masculine to watch football? Jack the Ripper unmasked Study finds that home-cooking disproportionately burdens mothers I demand government action The Slow Decline of American Entrepreneurship NYC taxis: competition is kosher Is That Darned Democracy Thingy Getting In The Way Of Dealing With Climate Change? Climate scientists scrambling for explantions on lack of warming Via Protein:
The 2,128 Native American Mascots People Aren’t Talking About
“Now We Are At The Lower Bound”: Draghi Reaches The Dead-End Of Keynesian Central Banking Islamic Rape Gangs: Rotherham is Just the Tip of the Iceberg Greta Van Susteren: White House Pressured Me to Get FOX Reporter to Drop Benghazi Investigation Quotations of the day on the miracle of the market….. Time To Lift the Embargo on Cuba? Saturday, September 6. 2014Enough Islam pandering?
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Saturday morning linksA book: Average Is Over: Powering America Beyond the Age of the Great Stagnation Another book: The Liberal Jihad: The Hundred Year War Against The Constitution Whatever Happened to Global Warming? High Flying Hillary Clinton Calls “Climate Change” Most Important Issue Facing Nation And World ‘Human safaris’ in the Amazon basin Every day in life is a human safari The FDA vs. Fine Cheese: A Wedge Too Far Boris and Stefan - Reliving one of the great rivalries in men’s tennis Counterculture update: Considering most of what we see on TV, the Duggar family is basically transgressive. "We"? I see nothing on TV Why Sally can’t get a good job with her college degree. Waiting on Experiences Can Be More Valuable than Things But getting things is an experience too, like a Pistachio gelato in Ortygia. 25 Manly Things Every Manly Man Should Know How To Do Genetic Engineering Could Provide the Solution to Florida’s Citrus Problem Another all-women’s college to admit transgender students Really old trousers Toss the trousers, but try the cannabis Vomitoria were apparently not rooms the Romans devoted to vomiting after dinner Joel Osteen and his wife are heretics, and that’s why America loves them A Tale of Two Ways to Hate Cities The Simple Technology That Accidentally Ruined Baseball The Most Expensive Train Station in the US The Wall Street Journal has a humdinger of a piece that beautifully illustrates why we can’t have nice things Failure on the Home Front - Where is the domestic prosperity that the president’s global retreat was designed to enable? Geert Wilders: "War Has Been Declared against Us" - A Speech in the Netherlands Parliament Romney capitalizes on 2012 clairvoyance about today’s global Hellscape with searing op-ed Cruel but amusing piece on Hillary Clinton's sexuality Life in Prison for Pot and Other Travesties of Marijuana Prohibition Videos: The women of ISIS Sheesh, not my type Record 92,269,000 Not in Labor Force; Participation Rate Matches 36-Year Low 53 Million Temps: All You Need To Know About The "Jobs Recovery" Jeb Bush's Team Signals 2016 White House Bid Please, no. Central Planning Update: Illinois’ second largest district drops Michelle O’s menu after hummus is deemed too fatty! At Drudge:
Why eggs? Europe’s Immigration Crisis UK update: Welfare claimants to get attitude tests Another UK update: Imam: Terrorism Is 'Part of Islam' ISIS: A foreign legion for losers
Friday, September 5. 2014Friday morning linksSchool Bans “Unsupervised Cartwheels” On Playground… Puritans Cast Out Witches in Massachusetts Does it work for 3401.234 + 79.2276? Lone Armed Woman Corners Home Invader: 'I'll Blow Your 'Bleeping' Head Off' Why wait? The ‘War on Black People’: But Who Is Winning? Yes, I Blame White Liberals By Lloyd Marcus Abolish the Corporate Tax - It’s dumb, corrupt, onerous, and pointless. EU is Being Swept into Ronald Reagan's Dustbin of History ‘Diversity’ Re-education for Rotherham Whistleblower In search of moderate Islam ISIS Publishes Names of 193 Syrian Soldiers STRIPPED & SLAUGHTERED IN MASS GRAVE Ledeen on decapitation Bio-Warfare Expert: “ISIS Poses Potential Bio-Threat , But Not Yet Equal to AQ or Hezbollah” John Kerry: The Christian Bible Says That We Must Protect Muslim Countries From the Evils of Global Warming Thursday, September 4. 2014A real Uncle Tom?Jason Riley believes that African Americans ought to pursue their lives like everybody else does. In other words, he does not see brown-skinned people as handicapped or as government-dependents. "Married black Americans in the US have the same average incomes as married white Americans." Guy is telling the truth.
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Thursday morning linksThe Truth We Won’t Admit: Drinking Is Healthy 5 Lies Christians Are Told - A few of the lies Christians often believe that are hurting the Church. Recent college grads:
About Horowitz's oevre: Rebel With a Better Cause The Scariest California Drought Map Yet Double mastectomy doesn't boost survival for most, study says Priorities: Germany bans Uber, ride-sharing services Why Dying Is Easier for Doctors
September 1st Heros: Shop Teachers UN Looks In Crystal Ball, Creates Weather Forecasts For 2015 It is Historically Unusual for China NOT to be the Largest Economy on Earth Fired Writer Gavin McInnes: Politically Correct Outrage Is Like The Mob Marxist Feminism’s Ruined Lives:
5 Feminist Myths That Will Not Die "In The Great Myth: World War I Was No Accident - World War I wasn’t an inadvertent war but the result of deliberate German state policy. AMCHA POSTS LIST OF ANTI-ISRAEL PROFESSORS - Warns Students of More than 200 Middle East Scholars Who Signed Boycott Petition Jihad in the Balkans: The Next Generation This message is to you, Vladimir Putin’: ISIS threatens ‘to liberate Chechnya and Caucasus’ Wednesday, September 3. 2014The Origins of Our international DistressFrom Lind's The Origins of Our Distress (h/t Vanderleun):
Good article. Readers know that my opinion is that all of the insanity of this conflict-ridden world is not my problem. I do not really care what Putin does (a "Hitler"? Give me a break). Iraq? I don't care. Memo To Washington: Iraq Is Not A Nation And You Can’t Build One There With Bombs This administration goes from stupid to stupid, but so did the Bush admin. I am in favor of benign neglect unless those morons step on my toes in NYC or anywhere else in the US. Most other places are just tar babies, and ungrateful in the end. Beheading people? That's what they like to do. Everybody knows that. I am not shocked, but it's news to John Kerry.
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Wednesday morning links12 absolutely delicious apples you’ve probably never tasted What are the Intellectual Virtues? Privacy and Self-Image on the Internet: Does It Really Matter? Growing marijuana in the modern cornfield Cost of educating new class of illegal immigrant minors estimated at over $760M Maryland’s thought police strike - Teacher suspended and school locked down over sci-fi novel Good grief. She writes college essays for Chinese applicants How easily we forget that Western morality is not universal - even in the West UN Internet Control As Bad As Feared No Uncle Toms on the Left Williamson considers Detroit's criminal machine A good reason to pay attention in school (video) Ben Carson: Obama Says ‘We Are Not a Judeo-Christian Nation’ – But He Doesn’t Get to Decide, We Do College hate crime update Steyn: The Day After Labor
Da Tech Guy meets his local constabulary Analysts Predict Obamacare Will Eliminate Employer-Provided Healthcare Ukraine’s Real Problem: Rampant Corruption It's a crappy place Related, What crucial American interest is in play in Somalia? That's a really crappy place.
Tuesday, September 2. 2014The Meltdown
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Tuesday morning linksA book:American Phoenix: The Remarkable Story of William Skinner, A Man Who Turned Disaster Into Destiny Why Our Molecular Make-Up Can’t Explain Who We Are Feminist Gay Activist Pushing to Keep Bathrooms Gender-Segregated Why Doctors Are Sick of Their Profession - American physicians are increasingly unhappy with their once-vaunted profession, and that malaise is bad for their patients Only 28 Percent of ALS Ice Bucket Donations Used For Research Oregon Denies Permit to Coal Exporter, Greens Cite Impact on Salmon No warming for 19 years Joe Biden: Time to take America back Why Are Democrats Sliming Rand Paul? Happy Labor Day. Are Unions Dead? Want better, smaller government? Hire another million federal bureaucrats. Obama: People in Power Trying to Bamboozle You As Obama Heads to Summit, NATO Finds Renewed Purpose An organization in search of a purpose World War II Started 75 Years Ago Today, Still Shaping Foreign Policy Israel’s Decision to Declare 988 Acres of West Bank Territory as State Land Islam, Postmodernism, and Political Correctness Jihad Comes To Europe Israel’s Decision to Declare 988 Acres of West Bank Territory as State Land - See more at: http://jcpa.org/israels-988-acres-of-west-bank-territory/#sthash.EceSqJjB.dpuf Israel’s
Decision to Declare 988 Acres of West Bank Territory as State Land - See more at: http://jcpa.org/israels-988-acres-of-west-bank-territory/#sthash.EceSqJjB.dpuf Monday, September 1. 2014Monday morning links"Working" in Italy Then and Now Photos That Compare New York City’s East Village in 1984 to the Present Day First Roman wood toilet seat found at Vindolanda A Zoo Story - Bright animals need more than a concrete billet. "Organic" Is The Latin Word For "Grown In Pig Shit" Your Brain Decides Whether to Trust Someone in Milliseconds America is so over homeownership: Why the shift to a renting economy might actually be a good thing Assets are assets, whatever the specifics The Latest UN IPCC Report Is Terrifying Or Something I'm really scared The thing about people in power is they don’t have a high regard for rich people. The Stupendous Failure Of Big City Education: How The Philly Teachers Union Loots The Schools Has Hillary Ever Been Right? Who cares? She's a girl Feds Still Studying Why Lesbians Are Obese - Update: Total government funding now $2.87 million Maybe because they eat too much? I'm no expert, tho
Nobody’s Fault - Liberals make excuses for Obama Shhh, Mr. President - When world already thinks you’re weak, saying as much on live TV is probably a mistake. Feminist student claims Mormon university is slut-shaming students A proud slut at Brigham Young. OK. Breaking news: females like sex The Rich Have School Choice, Why Shouldn’t Everyone? Why the atheist call to abort the disabled is doomed Rotherham: A Quintessentially Liberal Scandal - Modern liberalism forces us to fight Islamist evil with one hand tied behind our backs, if we're permitted to fight it at all. The developing politics of “net neutrality” Why the Salon folks hate Uber I know people who love to use Uber Why Ferguson might just prompt real change "... it is in the self-interest of the Democratic Party to make sure racial discord is a permanent condition." I have never seen racial discord in the US which was not invented and trumped up Hating Islam Rotherham was sensitive to Moslem culture How nice of them In defense of Russia in the Ukraine The punditry vs. the presidency - How the constant chorus of ‘do something’ Obama foreign policy critics gets it wrong I tend to agree Will’s Take: If Arab ‘Neighborhood’ Can’t Take Out ISIS, ‘We Shouldn’t’ Ditto Online posts show ISIS eyeing Mexican border, says law enforcement bulletin The Palestinian Authority is Not the Answer in Gaza Sunday, August 31. 2014I'm with Obama on these international things
The Ukraine: Who cares? Russia is a crappy, deteriorating third-world country with a bit of oil and with Czarist imperial delusions. Not our problem. If Europe cares, let them put on their big boy pants and do whatever they want. Start a European war. Last I heard, the Ukraine was not one of the United States. Israel? They can handle things themselves. Their battles will never end just as in biblical days. China? They want to be a big deal again. Well, they are, sort-of. They own most of the US debt, sadly. But that's our fault. If they want to be a big deal, it's ok with me. Why anybody would chose to live there is beyond me. Horrible, charmless place of desolation, with too many people and the stupid, paranoid, autocratic government they deserve. To each his own. These sorts of things are not "crises," they are just ordinary life on planet earth. The "American Imperium" isn't over - it never really existed. Go ahead, try a round of golf - and tell me why I am wrong not to be hysterical. Trouble, conflict, and war is the way of the world. I am going fishing now, happy to be a rebel American.
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The ice is coming! Government must do something about this.
Somewhat related: Wind and solar power are industries that are destined to remain in their infancy, if not forever, then certainly for the indefinite future. It's all so stupid, if not malevolent. Saturday, August 30. 2014Saturday morning linksGovernment publishes detailed instructions on how to safely roast marshmallows Their instructions are way wrong. You set them on fire, then blow it out. Perfect black crust. Housing Costs Drive Americans Out of Blue Cities These aren't the rapists you're looking for Hoboken Cracking Down On Uber Car Services Dear PBS, I don’t think there’s a compassionate way to murder infants Obama: “The biggest problems that we’re facing right now have to do with George Bush trying to bring more and more power into the executive branch and not go through Congress at all, and that’s what I intend to reverse when I’m President of the United States of America...” Another Ferguson? Wait, Wrong Race, No Interest The Normalization of ‘Spiritually Polygamous’ Marriages - A Utah judge bizarrely casts opposition to polygamy as racist. Sustainability: The Universal Solvent of Private Property Rights Market-based alternatives to Obamacare War in Europe is not a hysterical idea Russia's Slow-Motion Invasion of Ukraine - Is Putin waging a new form of warfare, or a very old one? Friday, August 29. 2014Friday morning links, lateIs the "common good" - as if there were one of those - best served by freedom or by government expansion and intrusion? Both Dems and Repubs are guilty of the latter, but during the Obama years it has reached a fever pitch. The EPA, the Dept of Education, the NSA, Obamacare, Dodd-Frank, the IRS - etc. Why aren't these expansions of power - oppression really by our moral and intellectual superiors - over the individual, frightening to our political "leaders" of any stripe? Why not frightening to the mainstream press? Government has the power and the guns - and our money. The federal government is out of control. Where are the Minutemen? I have very little paranoid tendencies, but I am far more uneasy about what is happening here in the US than about ISIS or Russia or Syria or whatever other crappy shitholes where people can't or do not wish to get civilized. Israel can take care of itself, however it feels best. Hinkle says this: (my bolds)
Related at Zero: The primary problem with centralized power is that sociopaths Female CEO Tries to Create Feminist Ad Campaign, Gets Slammed for Misogyny “No Complaints”: An Interview with Pete Best, the Original Drummer of the Beatles Apparently, Corporations Are Not Investing Because They Are Not "Socially Engaged" Uncle Stupid’s Sugar Buzz - Big Sugar’s legal thievery The Undead Are Rising on Campus Underemployed college grads Huge Wine Cellar Unearthed at a Biblical-Era Palace in Israel Kill export subsidies. Kill the Ex-Im Bank. Export-Import Bank faces rocky path to renewal as Congress returns Judge finalizes ‘Sister Wives’ ruling as both sides prepare for appeals HOLDER CUTS LEFT IN ON $17 BILLION BANK OF AMERICA SETTLEMENT Why ‘Islamophobia’ in Europe cannot be equated with anti-Semitism, either in nature or degree West Point report describes Islamic State threat as crisis 4 years in the making Obama Urges Calm in Face of Crises in Ukraine and Syria I actually tend to agree Live Free and Learn: NH Supreme Court Upholds School Choice Illegal alien “children” with graying hair enrolling in schools Germany’s Energiewende: A Cautionary Tale Success Academy’s Expansion Plans Put de Blasio in a Tough Spot - Success Academy Charter Schools Force Mayor Bill de Blasio to Confront New Law Thursday, August 28. 2014Thursday morning linksImage via Ace 50 Shades’ for girls: Planned Parenthood pushes porn The 10 Biggest Classic Rock Douchebags The Welfare State - How long can a shrinking number of taxpayers support a growing number of beneficiaries? Warren Buffett, Tax Hypocrite Why liberals are embracing GMOs and rejecting mandatory labeling Home Invader Assaults Woman, 11-Year-Old Boy, Kills Family Dog, Gets Shot Dead Stick a Fork in Your Newspaper Government to track political speech on internet How can this be done in my America? ‘Negative Stereotypes’ Influence Minorities To Get Fat, And Stay Fat Racism - plus climate change. Forget the carbs and inactivity. The IRS Scandal Has Arrived Stop the presses! in Under 60 Seconds, George Will Takes Down Claim That It’s Too Hard to Find ‘Lost’ IRS Emails
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Big Sugar update A scam Kia to open $1-billion auto factory in Mexico Tesla: We Don't Need No Flaming Sparky Cars Quoting Al Sharpton Is Racist Lefties starting to wonder: Why hasn’t Hillary said anything about Ferguson? Big Sugar India update: Goodbye to All That Central Planning - India’s prime minister takes on Big Government.
Is this normal in Yorkshire? The Rotherham Horror ‘The American Banking System Might Not Last Until Monday’ Why the World Needs More Carbon Dioxide Europe's Slow Surrender to Intolerance Is The Left Approaching a Kool-Aid Moment? Why is the media so biased against Israel? Let us count the ways The Islamic State Has Nothing to Do With Islam? Toon below via Nice Deb
Wednesday, August 27. 2014Uber-smartMarkets in everything: Uber will now deliver your lunch Nice choice of lunches. Can they deliver weed and coke?
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Wednesday morning linksI can use words like hammers, and be paid for it. I do. But I won't do it here. Elite schools are still mostly attended by wealthy people Cool: 40 maps that explain the Roman Empire Good Grief: Climate Change To Ruin Your Breakfast And Drown Atlanta From Sea Rise Good Grief: Ocare To Pay For “Gender Reassignment” Surgery Why “S&P 2000″ Is A Fed Manufactured Mirage: The “Buy The Dips” Chart That Says It All Government Policies Made the Economy Worse - and They're Still Impeding the Recovery Who-d a-thunk it? Total tax costs in Canada are 46.4% lower than in the US, and Burger King wants to move there? Politicians feel businesses work for government and their only function is a source of tax revenue The Democratic Shift to the Left:
Whopper Donut Cheeseburgers, Eh? It’s come to this: The War on Bacon is real Dealing Honestly with ‘White Privilege’ - What do people mean when they evoke "white privilege"? How Megyn Kelly reveals her racism - by paternalism A STATE WITHOUT BORDERS – Governor Brown Welcomes ALL ILLEGALS to California VDH: The Madness of 2008 - A nation became unhinged by trivialities like “hope and change.” It has now awakened. Why comedians and ‘SNL’ are shielding President Obama Harassment Charges for Student Who... Told Joke [Gasp!] Sultan: There is no civilization where the black flags fly. Exposing The New York Times’ Top Man in Gaza Tuesday, August 26. 2014So sick of this BSEverybody knows that there is a dysfunctional black urban subculture, and that there is not a single thing that liberal white folks can do about it. There are deeply dysfunctional white, mostly rural, subcultures too, but nobody cares at all about them. There will always be people on the fringes of society. I work alongside black Americans. They are totally normal nice people. Living in NYC, I no longer even notice race, ethnicity, etc anymore. A waste of mental bandwidth. But when I (rarely) encounter a member of my tribe (New England Christians, gun-owning Red Sox fans with some immigrant blood), it's a fun moment of reunion. A shock of recognition. Surber: Ferguson is about white guilt Bill O’Reilly gets schooled on white privilege by Megyn Kelly Happens to me all the time. "You're white - so let me give you a great job with more money than you want, and I will never fire you. Plus free cupcakes." Being white is way cool.
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Saturday, August 23. 2014A Monkey's Diversion
A monkey's diversion. Hmm. You know, Darwin didn't have a clue compared to Gregor Mendel, but we are just monkeys when examined dispassionately. I've never heard the Internet described properly until just now, in my head. I asked Google what the Internet was, which I was afraid to do at first. If you ask the Internet what the Internet is, that's like dividing by zero. I could have broken the darn thing, and then everyone would be angry at me. So I asked with some trepidation, but nothing much happened, good or bad, just like when you search for anything else. It told me this:
No, that's way too many words. I hereby declare: The Internet is A Monkey's Diversion. Someone go update the Wikipedia page, will you? Now on to some desultory links, with crabby commentary. A Monkey's Diversion! Be flexible. Line up work in advance. Get banking set up. Don't plan to work 40 hrs/wk. Travel light (28L backpack). Go. Regulation has plunged us back to the hunter-gatherer stage, this time for pixels. If this behavior bothers you, don't fret. Everyone young that tries to copy this method will never procreate.
There is nothing serious that cannot be made trivial, and nothing trivial that cannot be made serious. It all began, as these things so often do, with a drink. One drink, which led to another, then more besides. Each one, generously given by a genial customer. Each one eagerly slurped by the monkey chained to the bar That reminds me. I can't wait until Saint Patrick's Day! A recent report from Reuters has also suggested Apple is in talks with multiple health providers at Mount Sinai, Cleveland Clinic, Johns Hopkins, and Allscripts, with the company pushing HealthKit and its Health app as an all-in-one patient data resource for medical professionals. The biggest heist ever committed in America was bribing politicians to make Apple the defacto computer used in public schools. They were useless for any sort of productive work, which made them wildly popular with academics. Apple smells sweet, sweet Obamacare money now. Knowledge Vault is a type of "knowledge base" – a system that stores information so that machines as well as people can read it. Where a database deals with numbers, a knowledge base deals with facts. When you type "Where was Madonna born" into Google, for example, the place given is pulled from Google's existing knowledge base.This existing base, called Knowledge Graph, relies on crowdsourcing to expand its information. But the firm noticed that growth was stalling; humans could only take it so far. Asking the Internet for facts is like telling a bicyclist to go get moon rocks. Facts aren't located on the Internet, dudes. But you knew that. They're looking for their brand of facts. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to go through training as an ISIS terrorist? Or better yet, where you would go to find such advanced training? All you have to do to find the answer to these questions is turn to the nearest ISIS media twitter account and click on that bright blue Justpaste.it link. Let’s take a look at the photos posted in July showing one of the Islamic State’s training camps in Ninewa Province and see what we can learn. Please note the trivial amount of effort it takes to find where these nests of vipers are located. But we're married to proportional response now, I guess, if that. Please also notice the comment section that immediately devolves into: But Christians teach Creationism in Texas Public Schools!
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Friday, August 22. 2014The Archbishop's Gonna Sanctify Me
Life has become a complicated muddle, hasn't it? There are many big decisions. Should you become a newsreader because you have a lisp? Should you become an athlete because you're missing limbs? Should you join the military because you're a pacifist? College calls. It needs deconstructivists like you. The NBA needs midgets, and the NFL needs gay men. International politics needs a low handicap, and international banking needs wizened ovaries, bad. There's a place for everybody, and you just have to follow the signs and portents to figure out where you fit in. The only really big question is if you should have any hair below your eyebrows. The rest is easy. Attention bosses: Set up a strong hierarchy and your workers will function better.
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Thursday, August 21. 2014And Then You Go And Spoil It All By Saying Something Stupid Like...I only read the "newspapers" when I cover for Bird Dog. Do you people really read that stuff, and act on what you've read as if it's informative? Oops, did I just call our readers "you people"? Jeez, I'm sorry. I meant to say, Do us people really read this stuff... No, that won't do. Does we people really reads that stuff... I can't remember all that subjunctive gobbletygook from my McGuffey's Reader, so let's just agree that the newspapers all suck and move on. On to the news -- or whatever it is:
There's a lot of words until you get to that paragraph right there, the only one worth mentioning: It really doesn't matter what crazy people believe. They're crazy.
A Norwegian extrovert looks at your shoes when he's talking instead of his own.
Wow, Nancy Sinatra sure was a sh*tty singer.
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Wednesday, August 20. 2014Wednesday Morning At Five O'Clock As The Day Begins
Running kind of late this morning. I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD! On to the links: 40 maps that explain the Roman Empire
This is where Janet Yellen's funny money ends up, one way or the other: Dissipated when there's nothing productive for it to do.
Have a nice Wednesday.
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Tuesday, August 19. 2014Something, Calls To Me. It's The Morning LinksI've decided not to riot today. I'm fairly certain I'm not going to loot anything. I don't feel like overcoming, or singing about overcoming. I'm overcome with not overcoming, actually. I believe I can resist the urge to lock arms for days at a time. I do not wish to be quoted in the press. You can quote me on that. On to the news. In the Image of God: John Comenius and the First Children’s Picture Book Baseball Bat With an Axe Handle Brings More Power, Fewer Injuries There is a story about the great Catalan surrealist painter Salvador Dali. It is said that in the last years of his life, when he was already famous, he signed checks knowing that they would not be submitted to the bank for payment. Rather, after partying with his friends and consuming the most expensive items the restaurants had to offer, he would ask for the bill, pull out one of his checks, write the amount, and sign it. Before handing over the check, he quickly turned it around, made a drawing on the back and autographed it. Dali knew the owner of the restaurant would not cash the check but keep it,put it in a frame, and display it in the most prominent place in the restaurant: “An original Dali.” My new hero. History may be evolving away from the Westphalian State, with its unitary national culture, flags and traditions and moving towards affinity groups whose allegiance is primarily to themselves; which only form temporary alliances based on expedience in competition with other affinity groups. I know a couple of daycare centers like that. It’s hip, it’s entertaining—but where are the families?What is a city for? Ever since cities first emerged thousands of years ago, they have been places where families could congregate and flourish. A city is a place where everyone is lonely together.
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