White Food: “Anytime somebody orders a corned beef sandwich on white bread with mayonnaise, somewhere in the world, a Jew dies.”
To American women looking for relief from their endless homemaking duties, the invention of sliced bread in 1928 was the greatest thing since, well…since the invention of wrapped bread in 1915, which allowed consumers to buy bread never touched by (no doubt diseased) human hands.
Forget deer birth control, State opens special hunting season in Ithaca area
I recommend importing a few wolf packs. There used to be wolves everywhere in the Northeast before the farmers cleared the land of trees.
"I don’t think anyone should be sending their children to government
buildings to learn about the perils or pleasures of intercourse or
masturbation or sodomy."
Why not? Math is too hard.
High School Teaches Children “Oral Sex” and “Anal Sex” Are Ways to Express Feelings
Teach the kids to be monkeys. That's an easy job. In the olden days, education was about an aspiration to being something more than a monkey.
More on this: UN Climate Chief Bummed About This Whole Democracy Thing
Why Texas Is Growing (and Illinois Isn’t)
Texas has more faith in the people
First tobacco, then booze, then sugar: the control freaks who would happily ban everything
Almost right, but the real statement is Anything Not Banned Must Be Mandatory
Ann Coulter: 'The Country Has Not Voted to Turn Itself Into Mexico'
NSA Official: 'We Are Now a Police State'
Krugman Can't Understand How Someone Could Be So Stupid As To Believe What He Used To Believe
Global Warming A Back Door To Socialism - And Now Even The UN Admits It
Scientists Decide Americans Are Too Stupid to Understand Global Warming’
Tens of thousands fled socialized Canadian medicine in 2013
Cuomo: Pro-life people have “no place in the state of New York”
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