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Friday, August 20. 2010Friday morning links Finally some sensibility comes to the world of fashion! For far too long have chubby models inspired impressionable young eaters out there to the point where obesity is now considered a 'national epidemic', imposing a massive burden on our health care system. But now that this agency is daring to use average women as models (see example), perhaps we'll start turning this evil scourge of obesity around, once and for all. Say, here's a fun way to start the day. It's one of those "brain teasers" you see in puzzle books. Good luck! Only a third of Americans say Obama is Christian Nearly 1 in 5 Americans Think Obama is Muslim Quick: What percentage of Americans think Obama is Hindu? Bobby Thompson, he of the 'Shot Heard 'Round The World', has passed away. YouTube clip of the event is here. Speaking of fallen heroes, are there any Vonnegut fans out there? I adored him back in the day. If I could only take one book with me to a deserted island, it'd be something by Vonnegut, but I'd be torn between "God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater", "The Sirens of Titan", and "Galápagos". Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library to open in Indianapolis And another fallen hero: Why 'Atlas Shrugged' is flying off the bookshelves Well, I'm a little disappointed in my headline time machine. The calibration is a bit sensitive. It seems to either go 10 years into the future or 10 million years into the past. Let's try another one from the future. BZZHSZZSHKZHTT!! Human beings killed off by climate change On the other hand, you'd think the people forming the South Lake Union Trolley would have given the name just a wee bit more thought before making the final decision. Acronyms that accidentally turned naughty Obama thanks Facebook fans for birthday card
Thursday, August 19. 2010Thursday morning links
Sorry, no morning links today. I played hooky all day by romping up to Miami Beach for a fish fry. At the end of my heavily philosophical journey, I could only utter two fateful words: Cuban girls. Growing up in California, I always thought Mexican girls were hot, but Cuban girls really have that 'something extra' about them. Maybe it's the dark eyebrows. Either way, it was you guys or the dark eyebrows, and it's obvious who won. I do have one interesting note about languages. My buddy is Cuban, been here 20 years, and he says that Spanish has variations that are just as wild as English. Like the way a Yankee might have a hard time understanding a native Alabaman and vice versa, and neither would be able to understand one Irish or Cockney word in ten from the guy on the next bar stool. Likewise, in Spanish, he says he can't understand one word in ten from the Argentinian kid next door. He told me, and I kid you not, "It's all Greek to me." Wednesday, August 18. 2010The B's Summertime Poll #3: What's in your pocketbook?
Only parts of the female body are more private to them than their bags and pocketbooks. What do you gals have in yours? Please tell us in the comments...and, if a handgun, make and model please. Wednesday morning links Well, let's start off with some good news. Usually when Congress puts bills right out in the open, people bitch and moan and complain and nothing gets done. But when they meet in a closed-door session, as they did last night, often 'miraculous' results ensue (see picture) that finally solve some nagging national problem, once and for all. Congress passes bill making new low-energy car mandatory by 2016 (you'll have to excuse me — I'm not as good at this links stuff as the other guys and sometimes don't get the headlines exactly correct) Well, good news for golfers. A new golf school has opened up using a revolutionary new technique that's apparently displaying remarkable results. (tinker-tinker) Ah-ha! I fixed my time machine and now it looks like it'll snag two headlines from 10 years in the future. Here goes! BZZHZHZZKHGRHZZZTT!! More than half of America's wind farms built where there is not enough wind Global temperatures much higher than 10 years ago, CO2 levels 20 times higher
On the other hand, it's nice to finally get our dirty little secret out in the open. Fry, Russkies! Political News White House gardener weighs in on world affairs Free Speech or Stealing Valor?Three justices of the 9th federal circuit, all appointed by Republican Presidents, disagree on the limits of free speech under the 1st Amendment. This presents an interesting appeal to the US Supreme Court. Two of the justices rule that the Stolen Valor Act, which criminalizes knowingly wearing or claiming federally authorized military decorations and medals of valor, is unconstitutional. These justices describe stolen valor as vile and worse, and deny that they provide a constitutional right to lie. But they deny that there is any harm done that requires punishment. Their arguments are basically that, barring a demonstrable harm to another person, free speech should prevail. Interestingly, they point out that the Defense Department providing a public list of those who have been awarded medals of valor would help publicly reveal frauds. However, the Democrat Congress has failed to act and the Defense Department has quibbled away its responsibility. (I analyzed this here.) On the other hand, the dissent presents judicial and legislative chapter and verse that demonstrable harm to an individual is not a necessary hurdle to restrictions on certain types of knowingly false speech (or actions) that go beyond the pale of acceptable or protected. He reaffirms, as did Congress in passing the Act, that knowingly representing oneself as a decorated hero disparages the valor of those who were awarded. He provides prominent examples of Congress’ authority to so legislate. Further, he dispels the contention that satire or theatrical performances would fall within the Act, or that it is overbroad in practice as only the clearest cases have been brought by federal prosecutors. You may like or not the arguments raised by either side, but should also recognize that judging a law is about its lawfulness not the rhetoric. So, unless the Supreme Court decides to broaden or overturn existing case precedent, the Stolen Valor Act would be upheld. But, we’ll see. The majority and minority opinions are here. Josh Gerstein at Politico raises some interesting judicial undercurrents that may become clearer at the Supreme Court.
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Tuesday, August 17. 2010Electrical Usage: A tragedy of ignorance
That is, if you consider broken homes a 'tragedy'. Mom and Dad and the two kids go out for hamburgers. They have a great time; as fun a time as any family could wish to have. The light little Jimmy left on is a 60-watt desk lamp. Continue reading "Electrical Usage: A tragedy of ignorance" Tuesday morning links![]()
How Arnold Schwarzenegger's California dream soured Californians now cursed by all humanity Times so bad California lawyers only getting $10/hr California women now have triple the nation's fat rate In unrelated news, New York state is now forcing DWI drivers to install a device on their car that forces them to pass a breath test before it'll start:
Exit questions: — How much does it cost to have an emergency road service come out and unlock the ignition? — How much will the first family sue for when someone's car breaks down on a lonely road in the snow and they freeze to death because the car wouldn't start because the system malfunctioned? Or it locked the ignition because of the (A) breath mint the person was sucking on, (B) unique medicine they were taking, not to mention the (C) swig of whiskey they took for warmth?
Is Obama Winning the Hearts and Minds of the Arab and Muslim World? Giant Mecca clock seeks to call time on Greenwich Related: 10 Things You Must Know About Malware It worked! I did it! I just invented a time machine that can reach 10 years into the future and snatch a headline from the New York Times. It can only work once, so let's hope it's a good one! BZZHZHHZGHZZZTTZT!! Axe falls on ObamaCare services Well, at least it's still ten years away. Life Imitates Dr. Mercury's Wildest Hyperbole First read this. Then look at the title of this. Political News Obama and daughter take plunge, swim in gulf
Monday, August 16. 2010Monday morning links Picture: For one million dollars, guess the venue the picture was taken for. Finally! You all know how I like to start off with a little good news, and today is no exception. While country after country slowly degenerates into an unrecognizable morass of moral decay, one brave nation is stepping up to the plate and putting an end to wantonness and disregard for social convention: Kissing in cars, feeding stray cats and building sandcastles all banned in Italy Italy considers banning 80-year-old drivers So that takes care of those pesky little problems. When it comes to global warming, two nations are making strides that America might consider emulating: Belgian undertakers plan to dissolve dead and flush them into sewage system All new homes to run on green power by 2016 Say, speaking of global warming, you know who's been missing from the debate? We've got your NASA and NOAA and IPCC, your Popular Science and Scientific American and the rest of the loony tunes, the fervent race between Fox News and ABC News as to who can push it the hardest, but it wasn't until I saw an article by these people that I realized there's a key player out there who we all instinctively know and trust: The National Geographic. And here they are weighing in now: Oyster Herpes: Latest Symptom of Global Warming? So it's good to know they're playing a key role in the debate. Where Your Credit Card is Most Likely to Be Stolen Actually, the best advice is to have two credit cards, one for regular use and one that you keep almost empty for such things as online purchases and trips. Most banks have instant online transfers between accounts these days, so if you suddenly want to order something online that costs some bucks, one quick transfer and you're ready. Well, the first pictures of the new Miss USA contestants are in. (pictured above: Miss Connecticut Ashley Bickford from the above photo shoot, #13) Not that I pay any attention to beauty contests, but it does seem like things have changed over the years. Miss Universe Organization Slammed for Contestants' Topless Photo Shoot Bo brings a dogged optimism to White House Sunday, August 15. 2010Birthright Citizenship: Conservative Critics of an AmendmentI presented the case for an amendment to the Constitution to restrict birthright citizenship. I've been considering another post to address the objections raised by some conservative commentators. Paul Mirengoff of PowerLine has done just that. I'd only add to what Paul has written that, as seen with the just passed additional $600-million for border controls and Justice Department backup, this is just a small incremental and complete control, were it possible, would take many more tens of $billions per year. The Amendment would save much of that, as well as much of the tens of $billions per year taxpayers are spending on birthright citizens.
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2012
How Obama plans to win the 2012 election. It's the demographics.
Sunday morning links Neal Boortz — If you're into political blog sites, you really have to put this guy on your daily rounds. Stop by his site after 9 am when he quits blogging and goes on the air. He's unlike anybody else out there, and many of his predictions are dead-on balls accurate. Linkiest —This eclectic links site deserves a once-a-day stop. Cracked — I only mention this site in particular because there are a lot of wannabe parody and satire sites out there, but these guys remain the best. Google News Directory — This is a collection of news agencies around the world, sorted by directory. A good link to stash to the side. Doc's Bag O' Links — And if you're really hungry for unusual sites, check out the great readers' suggestions at the bottom of this post. Saturday, August 14. 2010Fair Warning Bird Dog's gone on vacation for 10 days. And, without adult supervision, there's no telling what depths of depravity and despair to which this site might sink. The best I could do was promise Bird Dog that when he returned "the domain name might still be working." You should steel yourself to witness first-hand: — A seemingly endless panorama of buxom, scantily-clad females in a shameless display of gender objectification — Scathing "articles of anarchy" whose ideas, if implemented, could thoroughly disrupt our good Congress's noble intentions to better mankind — Mind-numbingly cute articles on chipmunks and butterflies as we try to sweet-talk PETA into dropping that lawsuit — A constant barrage of bile and venom as we continue to ridicule, mock, scorn, defile and degrade California in a desperate attempt to give our own pitiful little relic of a state some tiny shred of self-respect. We fail continuously, of course, because California just plain ol' is cool, as that CA native, the handsome and dashing Dr. Mercury, bears witness to daily. But we'll keep trying. — Reruns Note that you'll still see some of Bird Dog's posts around as he tries to trick the poor bloggers into thinking he's still watching over us, but we're onto his game. He pre-timed the posts, the little rascal. I, myself, promise that I'll do my best to maintain the high standards and level of decorum that we've come to know and expect from such a refined, elegant, tasteful site such as Maggie's Farm. Starting with... "Hallowed ground, but..."I am not one for the notion of "hallowed ground" in general, but I understand that people can and do make sacred whatever they want to, for whatever reasons. I tend to find the idea of making places where people die "sacred" to be a pagan, superstitious notion. Anyway, of course I agree with the Pres that Moslems have the right to freely worship and gather. It's legal. But that's not the point. We recently quoted somebody's shrewd comment that "'It's legal' isn't a defense; it's a confession." The point is that Americans and especially New Yorkers are reacting to the stunningly in-your-face insensitivity of the siting of this mosque and "cultural center." It's the insensitivity verging on hostility that pisses people off. It's probably legal to site a strip joint next to a Baptist church too, but who would do it? As I am wont to say, civilization is more about the soft rules than the hard rules. The mosque violates an obvious soft rule of civil behavior. Codes, not laws.The usual consequences of significant soft-rule violations are shunning, rejection, avoidance, or expressions of discontent or even contempt. "Virtual stocks," you might say. Our condescending elites only worry about the soft rules when it fits their narrative du jour (eg BJs in the Oval Office are ok). Their knee-jerk reactions generally run against the sentiments and instincts of ordinary Americans (among which I am one). I find the Imam's choice to be insulting and contemptible. We Americans have welcomed him to his new adopted country, and are reasonable to expect respect, appreciation, and gratitude instead of self-serving legalisms. It is reasonable to expect people who wish to be accepted as Americans to learn how to behave. I would, were I to move to another culture. I think it's a good time for another White House beer summit with the Imam, Pamela Geller, and Bo. Maybe Sissy Willis too. This issue can surely be settled by the O over some cold Coronas with lime. Image on top: the c. 600 Hagia Sophia, minus the minarets which were added by the Ottomans when they converted this remarkable and splendid ancient Christian basilica to a mosque.
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Obama's decline
Nile Gardiner nails it: The stunning decline of Barack Obama: 10 key reasons why the Obama presidency is in meltdown
Saturday morning links Well, I promised you some good old-fashioned Maggie's Farm-style California bashing, so let's get right to it. Californians' income falls for first time since WWII Ah, the ol' schadenfreude feels pretty good, doesn't it? After we're through here we'll go pull the wings off flies. Blogger calls popular California resort lake "terrible" Famed California actor claims "Wherever I go, terrible things happen" California women now have triple the nation's fat rate In unrelated news, New York state, in an effort to maintain its plush welfare lifestyle, has decided to sell off its universities and roads. The dead-wood Las Vegas Review-Journal, in a desperate bid to save itself, has hired a professional hit man to track down bloggers linking to online Review-Journal articles and sue them for copyright infringement. No, that's not one great big typo. In applied business news, here's how one enterprising fellow traded up on Craiglist from an old cellphone to a Porche. Do you remember one of the great victories of the Obama Administration, the FAA limiting the time a plane can stand idle on the tarmac? Well, so much for victories. Interesting article here on the primal ancestor of the eagle:
The good professor, however, is extremely puzzled how these fine and noble birds could have died out.
Yep, it's certainly a mystery. People arrive on an island to find these great big fat, barely-able-to-fly, ready-for-roasting turkey-sized birds... and they all disappear? And say, by the way, what did this bad boy feed on, anyway?
But as the professor clearly states about the Haast's extinction...
In other words, if the Haast eats the moa into extinction, that's good and natural, but if we eat the Haast into extinction, that's bad and unnatural. According to the good professor and his ivory tower ilk, we're a threat wherever we turn; the war of the humans against the natural world. Well, speaking of threats, I suppose it's time to turn to the top political news stories of the day. Political News Vegetable garden to be planted on White House grounds Friday, August 13. 2010A few Friday afternoon droppings
How advertising genius Albert Lasker transformed America San Francisco proposal would limit toys in kids' meals. Will these cranks ban the toy in Crackerjacks too? Which is worse: Bloomberg or San Francisco? Photos of opera houses. h/t, Thompson Understanding your husband's sexual needs More evidence that 'Recovery Summer' is a cruel hoax Model corruption - The truth about the GM 'rescue' The Dem strategy for November is in place. It's dishonest, but it's everyday politics. Via NYM:
Your daily dose of good wholesome sarcasm: Why Can’t You Selfish Ingrates Feel the First Couple’s Pain? Says it all: Buchanan's Putting Government First. Quote:
Related: Why people aren't hiring-
Friday morning links
Energy crisis and peak wood Obama: Slaves on the Government Plantation. All persons of skin tone must return to their barracks immediately. Weather liars. Flat, outright lies, and fully-deliberate. I heard last night that an estimated 1 in 8 babies born in America last year were born to illegals. How Pres. Hoover damaged the economy: raised spending and raised taxes Home Ownership: American Dream or American Headache? It's natural for people to want to own stuff. Not always sensible, though. Related: Feds rethink policies that encourage home ownership. I want to see federal policy to encourage boat ownership. Boatie Mac, or something. No money down. Stimulus Pushers -The latest bailout for public unions and spendthrift states. The irresponsible and the unions get the dough. Q&O: Is the US bankrupt? Well, we are just pwned by China. Harry Reid is sane? Harry Reid ad: Sharron Angle 'dangerous,' 'crazy'. She seems just like an ordinary citizen to me. Public favors Tea Party over top Dems Juan Williams: White Votes Are Irrelevant The threat of the 'fake fishermen': How BP may be paying out millions in oil spill compensation to fraudsters. Hey, I go fishing every chance I get. Some thoughts about how liberals are made American Conservatives have "new ideas"? No, they don't. They have 1776 ideas. Liberals have 1912 ideas. Sports feminists want space on the sports pages. h/t, Insty. Are they talking about newspapers? They should quit bitching and just create some good women's sports websites, and make some money. Or not. Fla. AG McCollum Pushes New Immigration Law Tougher Than Arizona's. We are looking at the unfolding of a rebellion. Thursday, August 12. 2010Political quote du jour
A few morning linksToon above via Powerline. See new surge of layoffs. Never a bad idea: a summer visit to the USS Constitution, still commissioned in the US Navy. Old Ironsides (that was southern Live Oak) never lost a fight. Bill Gates: watch for the disappearance of the physical university. Right now, you can eddicate yourself pretty good with The Teaching Company. We love their courses, but no term papers (bad) and no exams (good). Legal Ins, to the Left:
The savvy Leftists always keep their eye on the long game. Majority of voters consider Democratic agenda “extreme” Dalrymple on conservation and aesthetics More violent rage from the Left: N.H. Dem Airs Palin Death Wish on Facebook. Where's the tolerance and sensitivity to differences? Prof B: Coerced "caring" is not compassion McArdle: The End of Retirement as We Know It. People used to expect to work until they keeled over. What's wrong with that? Wednesday, August 11. 2010How the media created ObamaLaura Ingraham speaking to Howard Fineman, via Driscoll's The MSM Sure Grades on a Curve:
and note this bit:
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A few Weds. morning links
A fresh look at the Shakers. Today, I think we'd term them a cult. As a furniture cult, they had good taste. She quits job, emails office with her erase board messages. Fantastic. I have heard of a MILF but not of a HOPA. Now that I know the term, I have to say I have seen lots of HOPAs. (Note: this is a dubious story, but good even if fictional.) THAT WAS NO TEACHER… Unhinged Leftist Who Confronted Palin Is a Singer in a Drag Queen Band. Seriously. . (Note: this is also probably a half-true story) Enraged over McNuggets. Speaking of McDonalds, Moonbats Continue Jihad Against Happy Meals The Increasingly Self-Pitying Obama White House The elites don't get it: 'We Socialists' vs. 'We the People':
Let's start building some freaking small nuke plants. As I have mentioned, we have a small home-made reactor in the farm basement. Runs great except when mice get into the rods. When it runs a bit hot, we just spray it with a hose. Tuesday, August 10. 2010Another summertime Maggie's Farm Scientific Poll: Are you buying stuff?
I read that America's saving rate is rising, and that people are paying off their personal debt - and that retail business is terrible.
Are you buying stuff and spending money, or restraining yourself these days? Let us know, in the comments. Tuesday morning linksGood The world's great structures built with Legos Rules for blues musicians (h/t, Synth) Virtual democracy comes to the EU...as an alternative to real citizen participation in their "important work." How many failed empires has history seen in Europe? Ths thing is just the latest, and I doubt that it will last my lifetime. It is too far from the people, and too condescending towards the people. Help wanted, but no takers Gutfield: A gay bar next to mosque for reconciliation and peace purposes. It's all about tolerance of differences! My take on the mosque? It's obnoxious and incredibly insensitive, to the point of hostile provocation. Where's the sensitivity and respect? There is much more to civil behavior than determining what is legal. "Legal" is about the hard rules. "Civil" is about the soft rules. Except for criminals, most of life is about the soft rules. Neo: Ezra Klein: cub journalist The end of responsibilityFrom homeowners to government, the buck stops nowhere More on the myths of preventive care. Villainous
Reactionary Tendencies on the Left Monday, August 9. 2010More CaliforniaCaddell speaks outHere's Dem pollster Pat Caddell on the mood of the electorate. Holy mackerel, this is powerful:
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