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Friday, April 7. 2006QQQ"Because the future is uncertain and the past has disappeared, some thinkers have inferred that the present has no reality at all. It is said that Shankara, the teacher of Advaita Vedanta, who taught that the world is only an illusion, was present at a parade in India one day. As an elephant charged into a crowd, Shankara ran behind a tree. "Why do you run from the mere appearance of an elephant?" sarcastically asked a man. "I only appear to run," replied the philosopher." Andrew Tomas, Beyond The Time Barrier
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Thursday, April 6. 2006Thursday Mid-DayMel Brooks wants your money. I say, give it to him - he deserves it. A look at the Mel Brooks DVD collection, at The Shelf. "What hump?" Hahaha. Yale at Horsefeathers "looks into" Mansfield's Manliness, and finds it wanting. That "Yale" can write - wonder what we'd have to pay him to get him to write for us? Harry Reid wants illegal immigrant felons to become citizens (Powerline)...but look at what he said ten years ago - amazing the way folks "grow in office"- from piece in Instap.:
Feelin' too good today? Real Yankees should always be a bit cranky about something. Try this, at Protein - the latest schemes of the trial lawyers and obesity. I always find it deeply moving to see how much those guys really care about people.
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Thursday MorningWho is Katie Couric? How would anyone know if they go to work in the mornings? I have never seen her. And who, unless they are over age 90 and in nursing homes, watches TV in the morning? People who can think of nothing better to do? I guess maybe Moms with a bunch of rug-rats crawling around the kitchen. To win elections, Dems need to come out of the closet and proclaim socialism. So says Aronson in The Nation. Hey - it's a winning idea. Go for it. Works great in France. Linda Chavez on illegal immigration: Hefty fines and rapid naturalization. How birds change their tune. Very similar to speech. Stupidity Contest in Colorado. Who wins - the school principle who banned camo jeans because they show support for our troops, or this parent (at Gateway): Daniel Wenger, whose stepdaughter attends Shaw Heights, wants Shepherd out, saying "kids have the constitutional right to wear whatever they want to school" ? Missing link between fish and amphibians found. Science Times. Turns out that it's humans! What is up with Muzak these days? No more elevator music - it's the New Muzak. The New Yorker: the Music that makes you buy. NYC welfare rolls are finally down to where they were pre-War on Poverty. We will never undo all the mess Lyndon Johnson created for us.
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Wednesday, April 5. 2006Weds. Lunch Links
I somehow missed this: Incompetent President slammed by former Navy Chief. Quoted in full from Instapundit:
The Communist, anti-Semitic charmers of International A.N.S.W.E.R. are back! Let's all welcome their latest efforts: supporting illegal immigration. They give us fine blog fodder. The best cheap date I have ever heard of. Thanks, Kim. A Tale of Two Immigrants. PoliPundit looks at two immigrants to the US. Good News for UK Burglars: Police requested to send them home with a warning. They will call it the "Your home is not your castle" memo. The "Corporate Social Responsibility" "movement" is nuts, and the sort of thing only academics, who have never functioned in the real world, would dream up. The Prof gently explains.
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Wednesday Morning LinksMoney for nothin' and the chicks for free. No Pasaran notes the piece in the Guardian in which the President of the Sorbonne terms students "ignorant and stupid." "Today's youth don't have dreams, they have illusions." Read it. He could have said "delusions of eternal childhood".
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Tuesday, April 4. 2006Tuesday Mid-Day LinksFrance: ongoing strikes, and the CPE seems to be dead Zarquawi has been impeached. Tom Bowler takes on the WaPo's campaign against the war, and concludes:
Powerline believes Karsch will be our next Bernard Lewis. High praise. Islam's Imperial Dreams.
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Tuesday Links
Winchester. New Haven. A very sad day for CT, the home of fine military and personal firearms since the early 1700s. Everybody's talkin' bout it. Will Justice Kennedy become the next O'Connor? "Outside the realm of civil discourse." In my opinion, that is a phrase which applies to manners, but should not apply to rules. Nor do I think those Danish cartoons were outside it - they seemed rather harmless to me. Anyway, Volokh has a couple of fine pieces about NYU and the cartoon spat, all occurring two weeks after the Pres. of NYU gave a stirring speech about academic freedom. Maggie's Farm in the Vanguard Again. We may have been the first to suggest boycotting Borders to try to bring them to reason, but now there is a movement. Bookstores aren't supposed to behave like that. They can sell whatever they want to sell, but they should not offer voluntary dhimmitude in the USA. Captain Marvel 1955 image stolen from Chris's Invincible Super Blog
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Monday, April 3. 2006Monday Lunch LinksIf St. Patrick could control the snakes, and if the Isle of Skye can control its rats, why can't the USA control illegal immigration? Yale and the Taliban - the inside story from an ex-admissions officer. Read it. Merlot fights back, at The Prof. It's about time. It was turning into a one-dimensional, watery thing.
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Monday Morning Links
Obama goes to CT to support Joe Lieberman, who is being challenged by a very fine guy, Ned Lamont, who (wrongly) opposes the war and has no chance of unseating Lieberman. Amazing juggling finale. You have to see this, with the Beatles music. It will make your Monday morning a delight. I saw it at NE Repub first. Baseball Glovology. And who was AG Spaulding? Embarassed to say that I did not know. How the Administration lost control of the illegal immigration debate. Very good piece in Reason Hamas' "I have a dream" speech. In short, Kill the Jews. These folks are not worthy of our attention, but they get it, by killing. Over time, the manipulative claim of victimhood will lose its luster as a pretext for murder and mayhem. The Newt Man is Back! Gingrich critiques the Repubs harshly, and rightfully. Newt-Man is the Repub's Moses: they need to follow him. The sustainable seafood movement picks up steam, with Walmart on board. CSM Observant. When Mrs. Clinton says "You know," she is lying. It is one of those revealing verbal tics. Sensible Mom PS: Read our April Fool's Day posts, if you haven't yet. We are proud of them.
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Saturday, April 1. 2006Noted Ex-Drug Addict Predicts Bad Weather, Caused by Bush, Plus Worries about Valium shortage for Vail Snow-melt Victims
"We can expect hurricanes, tornadoes, thunderstorms, rain, and cloudy days, and hot, humid days this summer - all due to Bush's oil-friendly, anti-humanity, capitalist policies," he predicted. "Maybe even some windy days," he added. "How many of our summer weekends in Hyannisport will be ruined by Bush?" Kennedy, who has no employment but reports his status as "personal investor" on his tax form, pointed out that bad weather is a growing concern among Americans, who are entitled to nice weekends in the Constitution and in Federalist Paper 73, in which Madison wrote "Do not let Bush ruin your weekends." "Bush is the greatest threat to the environment since God in Noah's time," Kennedy said. "Just you watch. It will be getting warmer every day now. Soon everyone will be wearing shorts and bathing suits instead of skiing in Vail. The snow is melting, and every citizen in America is fleeing Vail. Where will all of those skiers of color go? Will they all end up in the New Orleans Superdome, starving and dying by the millions because of Bush, without their Valium and Prozac?" "It is all Bush's fault, but the reporting on bad weather will end if we win the next elections", he asserted, as he returned from Vail and stepped off his water and solar-powered private jet at the Westchester, NY airport and climbed into his solar-powered limousine to return to his gated Westchester estate. An assembly of illegal Mexican and Ethiopian slaves were seen loading skis and bags into the trunk of his solar stretch-limo, as a number of menacing-looking bodyguards stood around morosely smoking unfiltered Camels, with their other hand resting ominously inside their jackets. Image: Land's End global-warming swimwear, being modeled at the North Pole Four Seasons Resort and Spa. Breaking News: Osama to Convert to Christianity
"Only Christ has the power to forgive all of my past sins," he told fellow terrorists yesterday. "From today forth, I will lay down my arms and take up the cross." A terrorist who was present at this dramatic meeting reports that Osama attempted to lead the group in "A Mighty Fortress is our God," but that they did not know all of the words. Pundits last night speculated about how this surprising change might have come about. John Fund of the WSJ speculated that former Taliban spokesman and now-Yale student "Wasabi" Hashimi (who had been a sushi chef in the West Village prior to joining the Taliban), who has found Christ at Yale along with a new faith in secular democracy, may have been evangelizing to his friends via telephone. Chris Matthews opined thus: "The Dems announced that they will "eliminate" Osama on Tuesday, and he converts on Thursday. No coincidence there. He's just scared, because the Dems are way scary when it comes to national defense." Said Pat Robertson on FOX news last night: "The Lord told me he was watching the 700 Club by satellite, so I knew this was coming. Halleluiah!" Robertson added "Brother Osama, if you are watching now, how about a generous check to the 700 Club? Your brother in Christ Pat is running out of cashmere socks." Further details as they emerge. Image: Bin Ladin taping a press conference for Al Jazeera twelve hours ago. The tape has not yet been aired, but an anonymous Al Jazeera cameraman told CNN that Osama vows to abandon his promiscuous bisexual life style, on the tape, and that he will start wearing normal clothes instead of dresses and skirts as soon as he can get to the J.C. Penney's at the mall in Dubai. "These schmatas don't fit me anyways," he supposedly said. "The tailor said he could take them in, but they are still too loose and do not do my lean, Lincolnesque shape justice." Translation of sign behind him: "Jesus Saves." Sunday Morning LinksThe Prof considers billable hours and pay for associates at law firms. Do they work like slaves? Yes, but so do associates in investment banking, and interns and residents in medical training. It's an apprenticeship - you pay your dues. Want things easy? Work for the govt., where there is no profit motive. Two good pieces by Rick Moran. First, a comment on how Jill Carroll was mistreated, (especially by bloggers!). And, right below that, a very discouraging piece about Baghdad, which further confirms my opinion that we are not dealing with civilized folks. I think most Iraquis want peace and prosperity, but the stone-age warlords just will not quit. Primitive morons. "I'm not gay, but thanks for asking." Joe at Evangelical Outpost. Like Joe, guys always wonder "What did I do to make that guy think I was gay...or am I just so damn good lookin', despite my beer gut?...or am I unknowingly sending out gay signals?" It's not so easy to be a guy. Hey, gay fellows: stop putting us straight guys in embarassing positions. Have a little tact. We might like ya, but that does not mean we want a date! Operation Steel Gazelle: Iowahawk considers the Dems' security plans. Colorado school district bans American flag. "First they came for my Confederate flag, then they came for my American flag..." The right to The death of socialism, in France, at Tangled Web. We hope our loyal readers fully appreciated our April Fool's Day efforts. We wasted hours on it. Read 'em below, if you have not already done so.
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Thursday, March 30. 2006Lotsa Thursday Morning Cool Links
Having it both ways: Dems insisted that the felony concept be entered into the illegal immigration bill, then loudly complained about it. Pretty slick. Pretty slimy. Women: About cooking for hubbie, and plastic surgery. Ten Napel Is there a War on Christians in the US? RTLC has a piece on Bush's terrible salesmanship, which he equates with poor leadership. I agree with most of what he says, except I am not sure that those two can be so easily equated. You always wondered what went on inside the Teacher's Lounge, didn't you? The secrets, revealed. Springtime for Taliban in Afghanistan. And oh, I notice they have a new spokesman. When will we see him at Princeton? Steyn on the decline of national sovereignty, via Driscoll What is truth? Powerline on the reporting on the legality of the NSA taps. John follows up by reviewing the transcript - and the NYT twisted its reporting - once again. They just cannot help it. The courage that makes America great: Waldenbooks and Borders refuse to carry issue of magazine with Prophet cartoons. A good idea from SDA:
Echoes of our piece on When Illegal is not Illegal: When Illegal is Right, What is Wrong? From good ol' Orson Card, in a fine review of Three Books that Name Names, some interesting details about the women's vote:
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Wednesday, March 29. 2006Wednesday Lunch LinksSan Francisco: Ace contrasts SF's desire to remove th The B-sub-s switches from matter to anti-matter 17 trillion times per second. I feel that way sometimes. Physics News at YARGB LaShawn thanks God for her sobriety. And the meaning of prayer, by SC&A. Excellent discussion by Auster on how classical liberalism led to the modern mega-state.
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Tuesday, March 28. 2006Tuesday AfternoonSkiing in Dubai: Indoor skiing. Amazing Iraq claims Mosque massacre was faked. Sneaky. Too much good stuff to mention. Read Gateway today. He has become a daily must-read. How does he find the time? The government-led Mexican invasion of America, and Azatlan Irredentism (both links to Daily Pundit) Meet Yosh Bolton. Princess
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Tuesday MorningDemonstrations against Christian youth group in San Francisco More on politicization of education, from Horsefeathers:
Probably doesn't matter what you know, either...if you have her job. Can you believe a Dean said that? Euthanasia in Holland: Killing babies compassionately, in the Weekly Standard. Yes, if it's OK to kill them before they are born, why not after? This is the amoral consequence of pure Utilitarianism. Thanks, John Dewey. Georgia may OK Bible as textbook. Huh? The Bible needs to get an OK? Welcome to The Reconquista. Michelle. I do not think that they are kidding, either. Poll on illegal immigration. It's a loser for both Dems and Repubs.
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Monday, March 27. 2006Monday Late Lunch LinksWho cares? Scooter Libby and the Potemkin Prosecution. I am afraid Fitzgerald has ruined his legal career. What is the difference between a moderate and an extreme Imam? The MSM makes no distinction between legal and illegal immigration. They call all of it "immigration." So I guess I can assume they support illegal immigration? Why would news media take a covert position on this? Or any position on this? Hire me, Mr. Brady. It's the honest-blogger bake-off. A ten-year contract, at $500,000/year. I will seriously consider it. Ace quotes Steyn: In a more culturally confident age, the British in India were faced with the practice of "suttee" - the tradition of burning widows on the funeral pyres of their husbands. Gen. Sir Charles Napier was impeccably multicultural: The Samizdata quote of the day:
Monday Morning Links"Marriage is for White People." WaPo, H/T, Instapundit You can't understand history without understanding microeconomics. Libertarian Leanings. And you can't understand Girl Scout Thin Mints either. IKEA founder flies coach and drives an old car. Just like me. A short history of numerology, and what it has to do with the WTC. Belmont The Top Ten Air Guitar solos. The Top Ten high-tech cars for 2006 From the Am. Princess on illegal immigration:
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Sunday, March 26. 2006Sunday LinksThe School Voucher push in Calif. This is an idea whose time is coming. Blogs are off the hook with the FEC. Thank goodness. A comprehensive review of the WMDs, Saddam and Al Quaida, and the Russian Connection - that you will never find in the New York Times. Facts do not fit their mindset. A dress that will truly fit: Spray-on "I love you" becomes sexual harassment. We must be in the End Times, because the world has gone nuts. How did we miss Scalia on judges? No better than Joe Six-Pack on moral judgements. No doubt. They're lawyers, for heaven's sake. Damn, he is 70 years old already. Paul a bit too easy on the NYT? Seems to me that they will buy any story that fits their view of the world, and reject stories that do not. From View from 1776:
The new role of judicial review in government. The Prof The Marines notice kids. Meanwhile the Christian peaceniks try to schmooze the Imams instead - whose religion commands them to kill non-Moslems. When did God command Christians to stop using their God-given brains? Free money? Why not, just like speech? Who needs banks, nowadays?
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Saturday, March 25. 2006Saturday Morning LinksAn online interview with Chomsky, here. Problems with polygamy: it leaves some guys with nobody to love. 75% of respondents (Who are these people?) agree with Charlie Sheen that 9-11 was faked. Normal folks call that spending too much time in Tinseltown, where all reality is fake. Easter Eggs banned in St. Paul. Worried about Jihad, folks? Afraid the Moslems might come in with a bomb to your Parking Violations Department in the Town Hall? Is that the American Way of Life? Dems floundering for a message? My opinion? They don't dare say what their real message is. Super piece by Ace on the subject. Bob Kerry admits new intel demonstrates Saddam-Al Quaida links. Russians gave Saddam US attack plans. Why? They want the oil. Epicures discover Basque cooking. Will it replace French cuisine? Not on my watch.
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Friday, March 24. 2006Women's Problems? FAQs: Ask the Experts!Dear New Visitors to Maggie's Farm: Check out our entire blog - we are worth a couple of minutes of your time - and bookmark us - we are always informative and surprising... Man, the net is full of good advice - for free: Ask the Imam: Are women allowed to work? Ask the Madam: I am bored with my sex life. Ask the Guy: What about Feminism? Ask the Pastor: How can I tell if this guy is married? (and should I care?) Ask the Sexpert: Am I a Transgender? (Of course your are.) Ask the Doctor: Excess body and facial hair. Ask the Sexologist: How to masturbate. Ask the Plastic Surgeon: I need bigger boobs. Ask the Leftist: Like, ummm, How do Feminism and Marxist-Leninism go together? Ask the Gynecologist: I have PMS 30 days per month. Ask NOW: What Month is it? (It's women's Herstory Month!!!) Duh!!! Everyone knows that. Ask another Sexologist: How do I please a man? Ask the Anatomist: Is my clitoris too big or too small? Ask the Dating Pro: How do I chat up a man? (Image: Quit pushing that button - the video won't work here. We are a dignified blog.)
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Friday Mornin' LinksThe dihydrogen monoxide environmental crisis. This chemical can have a very serious impact on the environment. Gee whiz, what happened to the Harvard logo on that paper about Israel? Headline of the Week: (via Drudge): French Anarchists Riot over Job Security Our neutral news media: Bush makes me sick. The people will kill him if he is freed. As I said before, I want this guy at Yale. Neither rain nor sleet...what? This dude is fine for military duty, but not for the Post Office. I guess the Post Office is extremely picky about who they hire...and, from the opposite end of the moral spectrum, marathoner jailed for false disability claims in UK. Incredible photo, via Fark. Don't miss the crow. Now it's California levees. Why permit people to live in idiotic places, if taxpayers have to support it? Why not make dangerous flood zones into wildlife sanctuaries, and be done with it? Art News: Panda bear painted on a single hair. Nice for over the fireplace? German Beer update, from Der Spiegel "They were a really nice family." Tennessee Pastor's wife suspect in killing of husband. Haven't I always said "Beware of "really nice" people"?
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Thursday, March 23. 2006Thursday Morning Links
Michelle's Headline of the Day yesterday: AP: Clinton vows to block bill criminalizing illegal immigrants. Hey, Barrister - how about a Fallacy of the Week on Double-Speak? What I wonder is what that would mean for all the folks who come here legally, with Green Cards, etc.? Part-Time Pundit has a Guard the Borders Blogburst. From the Brussels Journal, another obituary for Old Europe:
Image: I just love the sugar-free concept. You buy two jelly doughnuts and a sugar-free coffee, and think you are being healthy.
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Wednesday, March 22. 2006Wednesday Mid-Day LinksThe Indian stock market. Hot. Impeach Ginsburg? There's an idea. It's academic, of course. "A spiritual necessity"? "In Europe, the welfare state has become a spiritual necessity." Interesting. An Allen-Condi or Condi-Allen ticket? I'd consider it. Wal-Mart welcomed in China...(but not in NYC) The Lego Wars. This is the UN's idea of a good idea. Anti-War or Anti-Bush? Ya gotta decide, folks. I agree with this quote from Balloon Juice:
and Murdock at NRO has a similar take:
Why all of this hate? I thought we were supposed to hate nothin' 'cept hatred...
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Wednesday Morning LinksThe Odyssey, illustrated. 2500 year-old pictures of the tale. Immigration: Just give me some truth: a quote: "a million people illegally entering the United States is clearly a passive policy choice, not an inevitability." Norm on why we should still read Marx. Harvard Prof Russell considers Horowitz's The Professors Yes, there is a double standard. And there should be, too. What 14 year old fellow would sue this gal complaining about a sexual encounter? Seems to me like every 14 year-old's dream come true.
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