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Thursday, March 22. 2007Aigle Boot CorrectionWe received a nice email from Olivier Martin at CaliEagle of Aigle Boots, regarding our piece on Wellies. We like their stuff, and own some. He said this: "I would like to rectify the history of Wellies though: the Wellington boots in rubber were invented by Aigle in 1853, not Hunter in 1858. Please see: http://www.aigleboots.com Correction accepted. We like to be open about our mistakes. He also updated our link for Aigle (above), which we will correct in our piece on Wellies, since we will use it again next year. Tuesday, March 20. 2007April is Coming: Turkey Huntin' Plus Fishin'Re-posted from March, 2006 April is the beginning of trout season around here, Non-hunters may not know that April is Spring Turkey season in many states in the US. Last April, early morning, Gwynnie and I were warming up our fly casting on a pond when a proud acquaintance stopped by with his heavy gobbler in one tired hand and his shotgun in the other. Surf 'n Turf? If you have never eaten a wild turkey, you have never eaten turkey. The farm-raised birds are as bland as cardboard. Our past piece on the Wild Turkey here. At Maggie's Farm, we are grateful for the work of organizations like the National Wild turkey Federation, plus all of the non-profit and governmental agencies which have restored the magnificent wild turkey around the US. We even saw some in Maine last fall. Turkey hunting has more in common with deer-hunting than bird-hunting. In other words - boring... until the last moment - if the bird shows up. It's like they say about Obstetrics: 99% pure boredom, 1% terror. But in this case, 1% thrills. Some folks get a kick out of turkey-calling, but I think it's for the birds. Decoys are fine. Image from the NWTF website. Those are males, displaying for a hen's attention.
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Monday, March 19. 2007Fly fishing in PatagoniaThat's a Maggie's Farm pal fishing in Patagonia recently. (The Mrs. is quite handy with a camera.) With all of the snow we have up here in the northeast, and a driveway with two inches of ice, it's hard to imagine that our trout season opens soon. Over the next week or two, we will post some fishing items. Friday, March 9. 2007Good gun newsTimely indeed, BL: DC Circuit strikes down DC Gun laws. This will get interesting. Instap. has some updated links to other commentators.
Music to my ears. It is the music of the basic human right to self-defence being protected. I think I'll read it again, and then bring out the champagne.
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Tuesday, February 27. 2007Duck Boat in Snow, yesterdaySunday, February 25. 2007Pre-hunt cigarSaturday, February 10. 200717th Century BattleBeing a Colonial soldier against native insurrectionists who did not know the exacting Rules of European Warfare, such as standing shoulder-to-shoulder in precise Here are the orders, or words of command, under the 1668 title of "The Compleat Body of the Art Military," laid down for the practice of the manual of arms (i.e. for such as used the muskets). 1. Stand to your arms 16. Prime your pan Image: Easy to see why the flintlocks replaced the matchlocks: you could eliminate a few firing steps.
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Tuesday, February 6. 2007Hunting Stats12% of Americans hunted last year. Other hunting stats and data here. One quote from the article:
Saturday, February 3. 2007Eating game: The selenium factorI always knew eating game made a person feel good, but I always figured it was the wine. Or the memories. Or both. Maybe not. Telegraph. When I see pheasants hanging like this, I remember that the French way is to age them until the body falls from the head. That's when they're ready to clean and cook. Wednesday, January 31. 2007Elk StoryStory from the AP: RENO, Continue reading "Elk Story" Saturday, January 27. 2007Bore Sighting Device
Nice shiny new high powered deer rifle: $600.00
High/Variable powered scope: $350.00 Bore Sighting device: $140.00 Being the dumb ass who forgets to remove the bore sight prior to shooting: PRICELESS !
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Sunday, January 14. 2007Smells fishyTunagate! Bluecrab sums it up. But does Tunagate have legs? Do tuna have legs? Given the orientation of the MSM, probably about as many legs as the Sandy Burglar "non-story." Still, any Yankee has to admire a Cape Cod Bluefin Tuna. It is almost sad that a mere man has the power to kill one of these glorious creatures with just a stick, a string, and a boat. Don't sell them to the Japanese. Grill up that fatty belly meat which is the only thing tastier than a Kansas City steak, and bring the rest to your local fish shop. Americans deserve this good stuff.
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Friday, January 12. 2007"Controversy"A reporter can create controversy, and thus a story, almost effortlessly. All you do is ask enough people a suggestive question until you find someone who disagrees with whatever it is. Then you have your story. Whether they're a nut, or uninformed, matters not. Apparently some people do not care for coyote hunt contests. We did a piece on the eastern Coyote last year. We would welcome such contests in New England. Wednesday, January 10. 2007AR-10We haven't shown a nice gun in a while. This is the ArmaLite AR-10 in .308 caliber - a good caliber. Mr. Free Market wants two - one for him and one for his lad. And I know Buddy would like one for popping the bunnies in his garden. Useful also for creating peace in the Middle East.
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Monday, January 8. 2007Like Filson?
A friend emailed me a site that has Filson gear at 30% discount: Goldthorpe.
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Saturday, December 30. 2006Hunting PoodlesWe never covered all of the sporting breeds we wanted to during the Chinese Year of the Dog, but we hit quite a few of our favorites. Not all of 'em, cuz we never met a dog we didn't like. We have the same weakness for baby humans. (The adults are another matter.) At the end of the year, I want to remind our readers that the Poodle is a huntin' dawg. We said it once before, and this is the last time we'll say it. Just don't give them deep, ocean water to retrieve from, as you would with a rough and tough Chessie. Marsh, streams, and ponds are just fine. Many Poodles have a strong pointing instinct too - mine have had one. Am I tired of people telling me "He might break a nail"? Indeed I am. The only problem with Poodles is that they have higher IQs than humans, and that they love to laugh - at your expense. Yes, they are bird dogs and they will find your bird. And they will drop it at your feet - if they feel like it. And if they have a field full of bird, they just might tell you to go to hell, and roust them all at once and leave you looking like an idiot. Unlike some breeds, they can run all day, working. They do not tire. But when they want to sleep, they want their head on your pillow. Saturday, December 23. 2006Your dedicated blog editor Bird Dog, fatigued - and semi-broke - from shopping, waiting in the library for the butler to arrive with a rare single malt and a nice Cuban cigar to enjoy, by the fireThursday, December 21. 2006M200 CarbineWelcome to the Farm, Canadian Gun Nutz! Man, what a storm of new visitors. Please check us out, while visiting. You might like us. This sniper carbine made by CheyTac is functionally accurate at over 2 km. It has an integrated computer, a weather station, and has night vision, of course. With the CheyTac round, it set the world record for smallest group size at distance. This is pretty standard as the Iraq sniper weapon now. CheyTac is necking the .408 down to .375 and the 32-inch drop at 1500 yards is reduced to 21 inches. (The WW1 .50 cal drops 12.5 feet.) Mr. Free Market would love one for foxes, and we'd like to find one in our Christmas stocking for popping rats down at the dump. Doubt the cops will mind, if we let them play with it. It's the kind of weapon that makes a fellow wish they were young enough to go to Iraq or Afghanistan to try their hand with this baby on a few Jihadist Moslems. Gently but firmly introduce them to their waiting virgins, or to eternal darkness. Whatever.
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Wednesday, December 20. 2006Realistic FliesGraham Owen can tie flies which can fool other bugs - and he can take stunning photos too. Thanks, Synthstuff, for the remarkable blog find - Flies with an Attitude. Sample:
Friday, December 1. 2006Bull Moose and Bear: A True StoryThis true story came in over the transom today: THE LONGEST MINUTE by Doug White, September 16, 2006 We all have read about or seen movies entitled, 'The Longest Day', 'The Longest Yard', or 'The Longest Mile'. Well, I am going to tell you about "The Longest Minute" of my life. Reed Thompson and I had been hunting hard for five days. The day was Thursday, September 7, 2006. The weather had turned from beautiful sunny skies to gale force winds and the blasting rain that comes with fall storms. Never has the weather dictated hunting time to us, so out we ventured into the Alaska bush. Not seeing a single bull for several days, we decided to hunt an area downstream that had always produced one. Late in the evening, we were walking down a raised half mile long finger of ground that was full of grass and alders. This turf was slightly higher than the swampy tundra on either side of it. We had slogged across the swamp as quickly as possible, during a sudden deluge, to get to the downwind point. Our hope was that our passage would not be observed with the sudden increased wind and rain. About halfway down the finger, Reed turned to me and said, "I think there is a moose up ahead. It looks like two white sticks in the grass. It would surprise me if it was not a moose." I glassed the area about one hundred yards ahead and to the left. With Reed's help, I zeroed in on the two white sticks and watched them for several minutes. With the slightest movement, the two sticks transformed into a white paddle and then back to the two sticks. The bull had moved his head ever so slightly. I moved my scope out to ten-power and focused in on the two white sticks as Reed moved about ten yards further down the high ground. Then as Reed focused on the white points, I moved to his location for a better shot. Reed began moving toward our quarry as I watched for movement though the scope. With nothing solid or high enough to rest my rifle on, I was forced to aim free-hand. When Reed had taken a few steps, I saw the horns rock to the right and then back to the left. The big boy then stood up and was looking directly our way. Even with the forty mile an hour winds blowing directly at us, he sensed our presence. I squeezed off a round from my Browning .338 and felt good about the shot, but the bull took two or three steps to my right and disappeared out of sight behind some alders. Reed could still see him and shouted, "Do you want me to shoot him?" I yelled back at him to go ahead because I did not want the bull running too far. I heard his shot as I was scrambling forward to get a better look. After a thirty yard hustle, I was able to see the huge fellow still standing. I put another shot into him and watched him drop. We both hesitantly, but with great excitement, approached this giant and realized that he was dead. This was a mature bull with a beautiful rack and the biggest body mass I had ever seen. The fun was definitely over; now, the real work was ready to begin. After consulting the GPS, we noted that we were a half mile from the slough and boat. It was decided that both of us should return to the boat to discard unnecessary items and return with the gear needed to prepare and pack out the meat. We placed red and blue handkerchiefs high in an alder bush so that the sight could be located from the adjacent high ground. This was the easiest half mile hike of the day. I was pumped up and excited beyond explanation.
Continue reading "Bull Moose and Bear: A True Story"
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Tuesday, November 7. 2006Adirondack Hunt: Thanks for askingRe-posted from Nov 1, 2005. Was that trip a year ago? Our bird hunting trip to the Adirondacks this past weekend was a delight, thanks to excellent, lively companionship, but no thanks to an unseasonably early dump of 16" of snow on Tues/Weds. Conditions up north were not ideal for grouse, or for walking in the deep woods and gnarly alder patches. Nevertheless, the mix of good guys, birds, dogs, guns, and tough-walking, leg-challenging woods, followed by excellent tobacco and moderate amounts of good alcohol, is always one hell of a fine combination for the average American male. And, as I always say, "Hunting isn't shopping." Especially the way I have been shooting this year. On Saturday we headed east, close to Lake Champlaine, where there was no snow, and we had the good fortune to run into a couple of migrating flights of woodock (one flush every five minutes), which redeemed our trip, as did our gala game dinner Saturday night at our gracious hosts at The Hungry Trout, featuring trout, moose, woodcock, grouse, Canada Goose, venison and duck, accompanied by witty conversation and good stories, both the lies and the true. Thanks to a pal's Citation, (next time you are in one, ask the pilot to show you how fast he can climb that machine, and then lean back) the trip was rapid and luxurious, with all necessary adult beverages. NetJets is one way to do it, but there may be better deals if you shop around, or so I am told - but I do not play in that league. This photo from Friday, up towards the Canadian border, close to Dannemora, NY. Friday, November 3. 2006Not wacko enviros: Overfishing and the Atlantic fish crisisThe crisis of depleted fish stocks in the north Atlantic has been slowly evolving for 100 years. The vast schools of "groundfish" - cod, hake, and haddock -are gone; the redfish are gone; the swordfish and big bluefin tuna are in a fight for survival. The tale of woe is highlighted this week by a piece via the AP here, and another at the WaPo here. It's the tragedy of the commons. And these commons" aren't really all that large. Most of the Atlantic is very thin in fish. They congregate, during their migrations, on the banks, like George's Bank, Stellwagen, and the Grand Banks, where their food is plentiful. Government made it worse; federal subsidies for giant trawlers made it possible for fishermen to eradicate entire populations. And the significant commercial fishing lobby in Maine and Massachusetts - with their senatorial allies in John Kerry and Olympia Snow - adopted a "get it while you can" approach, and local politicians take the bait. Trawlers not only scoop up entire schools, they also degrade the ocean bottom, and catch the bait fish which end up dead in the nets and thrown overboard - along with the dead undersized cod, haddock, and flounder. The Bush administration, interestingly, has made some real progress towards unwinding some of the anti-conservation regulations in the Atlantic fisheries, but New England politics remains a factor: commercial fishing is "a way of life," despite the fact that it is now dominated by what you might call "Big Fishing." Bush has been a staunch conservationist about fishing in general, also here, most recently. This summer, he signed a bill creating the world's largest marine preserve. I always have hoped that fish farming would ge a good solution. It's been successful in some ways in some areas - salmon, for instance, oysters and mussels. But problems with disease transmission sunk the cod farming attempts in Canada. It may be far too late to rebuild the Atlantic fishing stocks. There is a tipping point at which restoration cannot occur. And it is a damn shame, because for us at Maggie's Farm, we care not only on conservation and stewardship grounds - we love to eat fish, and we love to go fishin'. We gain hope from the story of the Striped Bass, which is having a real resurgence since commercial fishing for them has been controlled. I just finished a book, The Doryman's Reflection: A Fisherman's Life, by Paul Molyneaux. It's not a great book, but it gives a good flavor of what is going on from a guy who has seen the transition from the old to the new ways of fishing, and who understands the regulations, and the science too. The concern about our fish is not wacky greenie hysteria, it's not crying wolf. It is as real as what happened to the Passenger Pigeon and the Buffalo. There is a role for government here (is that not shocking to hear from us libertarian-minded folks?), and it shouldn't cost the taxpayer a penny. But, if done right, it will hurt the brave fishermen who daily risk their lives in the rugged and most dangerous occupation in the US. Sad, but necessary: these are not guys who could switch to an office job. The industry has succeeded beyond its ability to sustain itself.
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Wednesday, September 27. 2006IslamoradaJohn and some other Maggie's Farm buddies, standing in front of Class Action at Bud 'n Mary's Marina on Islamorada last Saturday. The fish are mainly King Mackerel, plus a couple of snapper. They released the sharks they caught.
Thursday, September 14. 2006Dog of the Week: The NewfoundlandYes, it is still the Year of the Dog in the Chinese calendar, and we will make one last exception to our original desire to highlight sporting dogs, because this is a breed we love. I grew up around one. Gentle giants. Males 130-150 lbs. Bred to do work both at sea and on land, the huge cuddly beasts pulled nets, rescued fishermen, hauled carts - and one, named Seaman, accompanied Lewis and Clark. Good choice. Interestingly, these dogs were probably of English origin, not North American, and are ancestors of the Lab. Read about Newfies here.
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Sunday, September 3. 2006Sexual Violence and Hunting?Reposted from November, 2005 Ya gotta leave it to female professors to come up with something like this: MSU Professors link Hunting with Sexual Violence. This came to me via Bird Dog via a hunting friends of his, and I had to laugh, it was so stupid and ignorant - and yet so earnestly and academically so. But they don't seem to understand guy-talk. As Maggie's readers know, I am an avid hunter and shooter, and know plenty of other women who are, and not one of us is a violent sexual pervert, or even a latent one. While it is probably true that most or all men contain a latent rapist deep inside (along with latent everything else), to connect hunting with rape is the same kind of misunderstanding of depth psychology that views knitting as a masturbation equivalent. There are many hard-wired instincts, and many sources of pleasure and satisfaction, and it is ridiculously reductionistic to connect all pursuits to the sexual instincts...not that there is anything wrong with them. But, on the subject of biological instincts, should I assume that this hunting "sexual perversion" applied during the million years of hunting which kept the human line alive, as well as to our Pilgrim forefathers and their Indian pals? And that it applies to all other species with predatory instincts, including fish and birds? All nasty perverts? Or does it only apply to Michigan bow hunters? I am not going to get into the depth psychology of this - the subjects of the instincts, pleasure, unconscious fantasy, sublimation, etc. I would simply say that obviously these professor gals' Dads or brothers never took them shooting and hunting. Too bad. Guess they'll just miss out on an excitingly twisted form of sexual stimulation. So I'll say to these prof gals - lighten up, work on your senses of humor, and find a better target for your sadistic sexual instincts other than wholesome guys and gals in the woods with their dogs, or bows, or guns, having a good old wholesome and traditional American time in the cool breeze amongst the falling leaves. (Photo is of the famous academic feminist "The Maid of the Marsh," who is doubtless stalking hapless duck hunters in order to sexually abuse and sadistically enjoy them - at gunpoint, if necessary. Please pick me, honey!)
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