Tunagate! Bluecrab sums it up. But does Tunagate have legs?
Do tuna have legs? Given the orientation of the MSM, probably about as many legs as the Sandy Burglar "non-story."
Still, any Yankee has to admire a Cape Cod Bluefin Tuna. It is almost sad that a mere man has the power to kill one of these glorious creatures with just a stick, a string, and a boat. Don't sell them to the Japanese. Grill up that fatty belly meat which is the only thing tastier than a Kansas City steak, and bring the rest to your local fish shop. Americans deserve this good stuff.