Thursday, February 23. 2017
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over, and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call 911, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Joan Rivers
Wednesday, February 22. 2017
Alexander of Macedonia is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than anybody else of his time.
Will Cuppy
Tuesday, February 21. 2017
Studying literature at Harvard is a lot like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.
Roy Blount Jr.
Tuesday, February 14. 2017
Boswell to Dr. Johnson: My friend, Lord So And So from Edinburgh, has studied too deeply and aberrantly, has become a drinker, and has turned unfaithful (to the church).
Dr. Johnson: If he has drunk his way out of faith, he will in time drink his way back into it.
Gotta love James Boswell.
Tuesday, February 7. 2017
"I'll buy a TV when I've read all the books I want to read and need to read."
- a couple of people said something like that recently, maybe AVI and somebody else too in an interview
Tuesday, January 31. 2017
"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.”
- TS Eliot
More TS Eliot quotes here.
Friday, December 30. 2016
Robert Conquest’s Three Laws of Politics:
- Everyone is conservative about what he knows best.
- Any organization not explicitly right-wing sooner or later becomes left-wing.
- The simplest way to explain the behavior of any bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies.
Wednesday, December 28. 2016
Sunday, November 13. 2016
"Membership in my gym is only by invitation after an initial evaluation and interview. You can be 92 years old, or you can be an Olympic lifter. Our sole criterion is that you must be dedicated about improving yourself, because our goal will be to make you physically quite uncomfortable, and more dissatisfied with yourself than you were when you arrived. If you are fat or weak, we will not tell you that you are fine the way you are, because it would not be true."
Paraphrase from a Mark Rippetoe interview
Saturday, November 5. 2016
Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools by worshiping creation rather than the Creator.
Romans 1:22- 25 (my paraphrase)
Wednesday, November 2. 2016
"Feeling relaxed stresses me out... I need to feel ready for action."
My fitness trainer
Tuesday, November 1. 2016
"I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. Does it exalt dunderheads, cowards, trimmers, frauds, cads? Then the pain of seeing them go up is balanced and obliterated by the joy of seeing them come down. Is it inordinately wasteful, extravagant, dishonest? Then so is every other form of government: all alike are enemies to laborious and virtuous men. Is rascality at the very heart of it? Well, we have borne that rascality since 1776, and continue to survive. In the long run, it may turn out that rascality is necessary to human government, and even to civilization itself – that civilization, at bottom, is nothing but a colossal swindle. I do not know: I report only that when the suckers are running well the spectacle is infinitely exhilarating. But I am, it may be, a somewhat malicious man: my sympathies, when it comes to suckers, tend to be coy. What I can’t make out is how any man can believe in democracy who feels for and with them, and is pained when they are debauched and made a show of."
H.L. Mencken (h/t Marginal Rev)
Wednesday, October 26. 2016
"There are two methods, or means, and only two, whereby man's needs and desires can be satisfied. One is the production and exchange of wealth; this is the economic means. The other is the uncompensated appropriation of wealth produced by others; this is the political means. The primitive exercise of the political means was, as we have seen, by conquest, confiscation, expropriation, and the introduction of a slave-economy. The conqueror parcelled out the conquered territory among beneficiaries, who thenceforth satisfied their needs and desires by exploiting the labour of the enslaved inhabitants. The feudal State, and the merchant-State, wherever found, merely took over and developed successively the heritage of character, intention and apparatus of exploitation which the primitive State transmitted to them; they are in essence merely higher integrations of the primitive State.
The State, then, whether primitive, feudal or merchant, is the organization of the political means. Now, since man tends always to satisfy his needs and desires with the least possible exertion, he will employ the political means whenever he can – exclusively, if possible; otherwise, in association with the economic."
Albert J. Nock, Our Enemy the State, 1935 (h/t Reader)
Saturday, October 15. 2016
The best one. Some clever person wrote it:
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action."
More Spurious Washington Quotes
Friday, October 14. 2016
"If I weren't Bob Dylan, I might think that Bob Dylan had some answers too."
Bob Dylan, as always refusing the prophet role people tried to thrust upon him.
Thursday, October 13. 2016
Knowing others is wisdom; Knowing the self is enlightenment. Mastering others requires force; Mastering the self requires strength; He who knows he has enough is rich. Perseverance is a sign of will power. He who stays where he is endures. To die but not to perish is to be eternally present.
Tao Te Ching, (chap. 33, tr. Feng and English)
Friday, September 30. 2016
"I trust the businessman only when he’s out to make money – because then he’s going to want to do things my way. When he’s out to do me good, he is going to do it his way."
Benjamin Rogge, via Cafe Hayek
"I've just found out I'm back in Trudeaupia, where they're normalizing insanity. I think I'll get out before they make it compulsory."
Kate, in Canada at Small Dead Animals. Also, see her When A Clinton Does It, That Means That It's Not Illegal
Saturday, September 17. 2016
“The madman is not the man who has lost his reason. The madman is the man who has lost everything except his reason.”
G K Chesterton, as quoted in Warren's On the need to remain cheerful. Warren's short essay reminded me a bit of Kipling's eternal IF:
If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies, Or being hated, don’t give way to hating, And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master; If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
Sunday, August 28. 2016
“Practical men who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influence, are usually the slaves of some defunct economist. Madmen in authority, who hear voices in the air, are distilling their frenzy from some academic scribbler of a few years back.
John Maynard Keynes (of all people) as quoted at Zero Hedge's "We Are At A Point Where The Encroachment Of Government Power Has Historically Resulted In Rebellion"
Friday, August 12. 2016
"The government decides to try to increase the middle class by subsidizing things that middle class people have: If middle-class people go to college and own homes, then surely if more people go to college and own homes, we’ll have more middle-class people. But homeownership and college aren’t causes of middle-class status, they’re markers for possessing the kinds of traits — self-discipline, the ability to defer gratification, etc. — that let you enter, and stay, in the middle class. Subsidizing the markers doesn’t produce the traits; if anything, it undermines them."
- Glenn Reynolds
Thursday, August 11. 2016
"When you're explaining, you're losing."
That expression has been going around a lot lately, especially applied to Mr. Trump. Corollaries might be "If you're complaining, you're losing" and "If you're making excuses, you're losing."
People thought he would be a fiery antagonist, but his aim is terrible. Hillary is a sitting duck, for 100 reasons.
Sunday, August 7. 2016
"If I were going to give a young man advice as to how he might succeed in life, I would say to him, pick out a good father and mother, and begin life in Ohio."
Wilbur Wright
Friday, June 3. 2016
"Central planning, judicial activism, and the nanny state all presume vastly more knowledge than any elite have ever possessed."
Thomas Sowell, via Carpe
I've just found out I'm back in Trudeaupia, where they're normalizing insanity. I think I'll get out before they make it compulsory.
Kate (in Canada)
Monday, May 30. 2016
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
From The Mourning Bride by William Congreve (1670-1729)
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