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Thursday, July 14. 2011I'll bet you never heard of "Critical Animal Studies" yet
Believe me, it's not about informing your dog that he should not have peed on the antique rug, nor is about your dog's annoyance with you, as the critical animal he is, for being late with the suppertime kibbles. The JokeWalsh at the NY Post begins:
As far as I can tell, the whole game is simply to move government from 20% to 25% of GDP, and to mail it to their voters in one form or another. Leave it to the next Dem President to get it up to 30%. America only swallows Socialism in small bites. What's wrong with polygamy (if you can afford it)?At Reason, Kody Brown and His Four "Wives" -Do anti-polygamy laws violate the Constitution? Polygamy has an ancient tradition, remains widespread in Moslem countries and is practiced quietly in Mormon communities. Although it is not in the European tradition (except among the wealthy and the nobility for whom marriage was just in name only), why should it be illegal? In fact, a felony? It harms nobody, and probably makes for a cleaner and more orderly household. The religious topic is a separate one, and should have little to do with the legal matters. The Libertarian point that is made is that it's legal to live your whole life with, and bear kids with, as many women as you want - it's just illegal to marry more than one of them at a time. Same goes for gals: you can live with all the guys you can collect - just can't marry them all at once. As we enter the post-gay marriage era, it's time to be open to all sorts of government-approved marital arrangements. Isn't it? What business is it of the government if you want to be married to Bill, Jane, Sally, Bob, and Lauren as one big happy family? Heather has three Daddies and three Mommies, etc. Election 2012: The Morning Meeting At MSM Headquarters
"Fine, chief". "Mornin', sir." "Wow, that Sarah Palin sure is hot!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Okay, everyone, let's get down to work. Jim, you're fired. Now, before we begin, let's all keep our main goal in mind. Just as we did in 2008, we want to make sure the winner of the Republican primary is the person least likely to win the general election. Mary, you and your people did a superb job last time. Taking some loser who got his ass shot down by the enemy and turning him into a 'war hero'? Absolutely brilliant." "Thanks, boss. We admit they make it easy. What those idiots know about winning elections wouldn't fill a thimble." "And lucky for us. Okay, today we're going to be focusing on the Witch. She's starting to pull ahead in the polls, so let's knock her down a peg or two. Anyone got anything? Steve?" "Got just the thing, boss." Pawlenty Blasts Bachmann's 'Nonexistent' Record "Outstanding! Nothing like a little dissension among the ranks, eh? But we'll need someone to back him up." "No sweat." GOP Veteran Ridge Says Bachmann Not Ready "Perfect! We'll have to print her response, of course, but let's make it sound kind of weak and insipid. Ideas? Yes, Jane?" "Feast your eyes upon this, boss." Bachmann: Who needs executive experience if it means more big government? "Outstanding! 'Who needs executive experience?' That probably cost her a percentile point right there. Good work! Yes, Jim?" "I'm thinking we should also stamp the Intolerant label on her. It would dovetail nicely with her being so unqualified." "Good idea. Shirley, that's your department. Got anything for us?" "Of course, mein leader!" Report: Bachmann's Clinic Tries to Cure Gay Patients "Wow, nice piece of misdirection! But the few people who actually read the thing will see it's her husband's clinic. Can we get any more dirt on him?" "Boss, you're talkin' to pros!" Bachmann Husband's Clinic: More Harm Than Good? "And that's a video, boss, just full of heartbreaking stories from people who had barely broken free of this mad cult before the damage had been done. We made hubby come across as the reincarnation of Edgar Allen Poe; pit, pendulum, ravens and all." "Shirley, you and your team never fail to impress. Have we got anything on the Witch, herself? Yes, Mack?" "I've been saving this gem for months, chief. Check it out." Michele Bachmann in 2004: Homosexuality is "Personal Enslavement" "Jeez, Mack, that almost makes me want to weep with joy. You got any more gems like that tucked away?" "I ain't sayin', boss, but...yes!" "I'll tell you, people, it's an honor working with such professionals. Now, back to wielding the Intolerant label effectively, have we snagged anyone else yet? Shirley, you've got that usual smug look about you." "Well, guys, I was kinda saving this for next week when we focused on the Moonbeam Mormon, but here goes." Romney Refuses to Sign Anti-Gay Marriage Pledge "In other words, he's secretly gay?? Excellent work! Now, as a lead-in to next week's focus on the Moonbeam, have we got anything else on him? Maybe some no-name beating him in one of those fake polls? Mary, your folks usually handle that. Got anything for us?" "Boss...happy birthday!" Cain Beats Romney in Conservative Leadership Conference Straw Poll "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Mary, whoever came up with that one gets a free dinner at Chad's, compliments of the house. And tell him or her to bring a friend." "That would be Doc Murky, boss. Man, the dirt he can dig up on the Repubs is just mind-boggling. He says the only one he's worried about is Perry." "Oh, yeah, speaking of him, anybody got the latest? Shirley, you've got that devilish gleam in your eye again." "Boss, happy birthday...and Merry Christmas!" Poll: In Presidential Matchup, Obama Would Beat Perry in Texas "Holy crap! And in Texas? Tell Doc he needn't worry and to enjoy his dinner. This guy is toast." "Got it, boss." "All right, folks, you know what to do. Let's get to work!"
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"The good short life"Dudley Clendinen has ALS, but it might as well be cancer:
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Thursday morning links
I enjoyed Dr. Merc's take on hippies Dream interpetation, for the masses What's a "muffin top"? Laura knows what it is. So much for the obesity epidemic The Gentrified City - Suleiman Osman chronicles the history of Brooklyn’s revival. Boehner: Dealing With the White House 'Has Been Like Dealing With Jell-o' They playin ya, dude. Krauthammer: It's about who gets the blame Voter photo I.D. passes — in Rhode Island Change!… Obama’s Approval Rating Now Lower Than Bush’s 2008 Rating in Arab World Arab world respects expressions of strength "Obama once again showed the true face of a Chicago ward boss when he dangled the threat of interrupted social security and veteran benefits checks over the heads of the American people. This is thug politics." Aussie carbon cops ignore carbon rules America’s Ruling Class: How They Corrupted America and What We Can Do About It Suddenly, big money is good in politics Glenn Beck visits Israel, gets 'adoring' welcome Greece: Where Profit Is Taboo - A shipping magnate on the fate of his country. America’s Burgeoning Class War Could Spell Opportunity For GOP Are Conservatives Being Fair to Barack Obama? Media bends over for Mrs. Obama A pol said this:
Claremont looks at books about Obama WSJ: In Defense Of 'Little Boy' - Herbert Hoover warned President Truman that invading Japan would cost at least half a million American lives. Marcus: The Black Code Best national anthem ever? For the Quatorze Juillet: Wednesday, July 13. 2011Adding to ye olde blogrollBreyer and Progressivism on the courtsFrom Oliver Wendell Breyer at Volokh:
While well-intentioned rather than imbeciles, Progressives since Holmes' and Wilson's era have demonstrated more faith in powerful elites, technocrats, social engineers, scientists, and other assorted (mostly academic) experts than in individual freedom - which includes freedom to ignore the experts du jour. The Progessives (ie, modern "Liberals") been misguided about that, ever since. The examples are endless. There's no fool like an educated fool and, as CS Lewis said, there's no totalitarian as dangerous as the one who wants to do you good for your own good. 95% of experts on any topic are shown to be wrong, in time. Not so with common sense, which has endured through history. The unwise, impressionable, and self-impressed are vulnerable to having the common sense educated out of them, and arrogance put into them. A convert to the cause of freedomShe is fed up with lies. I guess it took her a long time to realize that politicans are liars and that our MSM is, for some reasons I cannot fully understand (I do have my theories) totally in the tank for anything Leftist and runs interference for them constantly. Still, for her, better late than never. Naive as heck, but a nice gal. h/t Moonbattery:
New site open: Doc's Secrets
Because I am.
So I wrote them all down. Subway Sandwiches — Best thing in the joint and it's not even on the menu Amazon.com II — Know anyone with a printer? — Preventing Summer/Winter Colds How To Contact Every Member of Congress — This can only be done once, maybe How To Get On TV At The Olympics — Well, possibly How To Get Into Guinness — Okay, this might take a few bucks, but what price, fame? The Hippies — One of the biggest lies you've ever been told Usenet — A wonderful source for pirated software, high-quality TV shows, etc Miracle Cure — A marketing idea that could be worth zillions The Magic Elixir — I accidentally invented the first 'elixir' in a thousand years The Iridium Strike — A real treasure hunt from 40 long, dry, dusty years ago Welcome to Doc's Secrets
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Weds. morning links
Atlanta teacher: "Those kids were dumb as hell." Divorce and emotional pain: Numb and Number In my view, the government should be able to eliminate poverty, war, stress, work, worry, and emotional pain. The unbearable smugness of Liberals: A Guide Are the poor morally superior?
California wants to discriminate against Asians again High-achieving Asians get no respect Chicagoans Overwhelmingly Vote to Ban Palin, Beck & Coulter Books at Book Fair in Obama’s Home Town Dangerous ideas for the Masses If the Prez were a Repub, this would be bigger than Watergate
Nobody should believe anything Obama says about the budget The O throws Dem Mediscare tactic under the bus OBAMA: PASS MY DEBT CEILING OR I’LL STARVE GRANDMA. Dino: Running up the debt wasn't a bug, it was a feature Senator Marco Rubio: Everything Is Worse Under Obama Corporate money flowing to Dems Nothing new about that. The Dems are the party of Big Biz and Wall St; the Repubs are the party of Main St. A Drudgeism:
Buchanan: An Establishment in Panic Mead: An Unhappy Ending To The Drug War? Graph below via Mankiw: Hinckley TalariaYesterday morning we posted my pic of a Hinckley Picnic Boat and a Hinckley Talaria at dockside. This used 2002 40' Talaria is for sale, $650,000. Pretty boat: Tuesday, July 12. 2011Not from the Onion
To tell the truth, I still can't tell whether it's tongue-in-cheek or written by a guy with a serious man-crush. Perhaps our readers can help me out.
In sunny, snowy California todayI'm out here for a few weeks. Here's the latest shot, from the beach at Serene Lakes, Soda Springs near Donner Summit and I-80, elevation c. 6,800 feet. Note the boat slips and the bare feet! July 12The Twelfth - A Glorious Day to Celebrate Freedom:
Has the press overlooked all of the taxes Obama has already increased?Of course they have. Taxes upon taxes upon taxes The other woman
I read the whole review. It might be a good deal for some to be a mistress (or a gigolo), but I am certain that She Who Must Be Obeyed would be grouchy if I had another woman on the side. In her opinion, she owns me.
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Doc's Secrets: The Teaser
Are you aware the best meal at Subway Sandwiches isn't even on the menu? Are you aware you can buy used books on Amazon.com for a penny? Are you aware you might be able to buy four printer ink cartridges on Amazon for ten bucks? If you live in a warm clime and drink iced beverages, is your drink coaster properly sopping up the drips? Are you (1) male, (2) in your mid-30's, (3) enjoy sex and (4) want to keep enjoying it? Would you like to discover the terriblest truth about woman and be set free in the process? Would you like to prevent summer & winter colds? Would you like to prevent getting sore throats? Would you like to prevent getting Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? Would you like to quit sneezing from allergies? Are you planning on using your teeth past the age of 50? Do you know how to stop a sneeze in its tracks? How about hiccups? If you grow pot, would you like to increase your yield by 1,000%? Would you like to contact every single member of Congress at once? Would you like to be on TV at the Olympics? Would you like to be in the Guinness Book of World Records? Would you like to hear the real story of the hippies? Would you like to find out about a wonderful source for pirated software, TV shows, etc? Would you like to make a zillion dollars with an easily-produced product? Would you like to try reinventing the first whiskey liqueur in history? Would you like to know where there's an official iridium strike to make your fortune? Stay tuned tomorrow for... Doc's Secrets. Tuesday morning links
Norm on circumcision Number of Legal Jobs Continue to Shrink, Number of Lawyers Continue to Rise HUMOR IN UNIFORM: Photos Show The Funny Side Of Life On The Front Line AVI revisits Charlie on the MTA The Coming Collectivization of American Health Care - Collectivizing American doctors will fail as badly as collectivizing Soviet farmers. The Cultural Proficiency Journey: Moving Beyond Ethical Barriers Toward Profound School Change,” Beyond "ethical barriers"? Obama wants $1 trillion in taxes on top of what he's already signed - WSJ: Let’s not forget Obama’s already-imposed new taxes Video: President Obama promises ‘massive job killing taxes’ if re-elected I'll Gladly Cut Spending On Tuesday For a Tax Increase Today Lynching a runaway slave Gillard puts future on the line with radical plan for Australian carbon tax . Related: Inevitable: Qantas, Virgin Airlines Passing Australia’s Carbon Tax Along to Consumers Driscoll: Liar’s Poker Meets the Community Reinvestment Act EU calls emergency meeting as crisis stalks Italy The EU will have its hands full of welfare states CURL: Mr. President, do the math: $250,000 per year isn’t rich Flat jobs data signal weakest recovery in decades/ What recovery? Unemployment remains high and jobs scarce 2 years after Great Recession ended France tells Libya rebels to seek peace with Gaddafi Remind me, we are there why? Democrats’ Incoherent Push to Cut Defense What's wrong with Defence jobs? Obama Regime Imposing the Same Race-Based Loans That Brought On 2008 Collapse Brilliant! Black economic gains reversed in Great Recession. Says Protein:
Why the Dems are now stymied, at Am Thinker:
Can you identify these lovely boats?The owner must be prosperous, or profligate, to have two of these. His and Hers? Man, I just can't stand a show-off... Pic is of a Long Island Sound harbor last weekend.
Monday, July 11. 2011Another medical myth demolished: Salt and Health
Still, if you have congestive heart failure, it might help your management to limit salt intake. There are countless myths about diet and health. The truth is that most of it is driven by wishful thinking, the wish that we might control our fates as easily as by deciding what to have for supper. The only dietary-related thing (besides basic sustenance) that probably helps health to some extent is to get your Vitamin D from plenty of natural sunlight (instead of from pills or diet) over much of your body, while avoiding sunburn and avoiding obsessive use of sunblock.
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Marine Corps BallsPrediction: There will be many of Hollywood's sexier actresses attending Marine Corps Balls next November 10, thanks to Marine Corps balls. Another reason today's Marines are the best yet, and deserve to have more strut in their stride: In Vietnam, one of the guys sent a letter to the president of Hunts Foods asking him to send a case of Hunts Snack-Packs. The Hunts president wrote back that his son served in Vietnam and he was very pleased to send a case. Immediately, we were all writing to presidents of various food companies asking for a case of our favorite. My choice was for Ring Dings. Although squished and melted when a case arrived, I had a big chocolate smile all over my face. But, none of us had the sense of one of today's Marines who sent a Youtube message to Hollywood actress Mila Kunis asking her out to the next Marine Corps Ball. She accepted the invite. I bet more Youtubes are being sent now to other sexy Hollywood actresses. Beats Ring Dings. And, melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
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"The Real Reason We Have A Budget Problem That No One Has The Guts To Talk About"
Or the upcoming Obamacare taxes. QQQ“Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.” Frederic Bastiat, via Marginal Rev's excellent The Great Fiction
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