Another day of the Bird Dogs living without the modern conveniences. But, it gives him time to contemplate the big questions:
The Internet Is Filling Up with Dead People and There's Nothing We Can Do About It: On the Web, you can't die so much as join the ranks of the undead.
Now, on to the Zombies in the news
Obama Not Ready For Prime time : "Obama looks small. It was a juvenile move for a President to make and it shows he has a poor understanding of how to use the power of the presidency." + TV Speech by a Zombie:
In the last 2 1/2 years, we’ve had over 200 presidential talks about jobs, and now there’s going to be yet another one. It’s not just an ordinary one, but another giant showpiece, a speech to a joint session of Congress, and coincidentally at the same time as a previously scheduled GOP presidential debate. Congress is probably going to be told, as it has been over the last 2 1/2 years, that failure to enact this, that, or the other thing is irresponsible and inexcusable. But according to reports, there’s nothing new in the speech, certainly nothing that could be effective. Moreover, this latest rehash of same-old, same-old comes from a guy with support from Independents in the 30′s and whom over one in four Democrats want replaced as the top of the 2012 ticket. Even with the media carrying this guy’s water, we can’t see how this is anything other than a formula for electoral catastrophe. If you disagree, educate us please.
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Zombie capitalism: No, You Can't Invest Like Warren Buffett: His Bank of America deal is a bargain no ordinary investor could get.
Zombie academic arsehat Inspired by Mao Tse Tung
Zombie Terrorism: Abdul Hakiim converted to Islam, wore long robes, dreamed of paradise; He was arrested in July for trying to enter Britain with bomb-making guides and al-Qaida propaganda. "But his motivations remain a mystery"
Zombie Riot at amusement park over 'no hijab' rule
Zombie Hamas in Political, Financial Squeeze
Zombie Love: The Rashid Khalidi whose tape with Barack Obama the Los Angeles Times refuses to release, has this to say about fellow zombie Congressman Jesse Jackson, Jr. going on a trip to Israel.
The Zombie persecution prosecution
Slaying the UN zombie
Zombie mothers’ children get the virus
Obama zombie administration drives $7-billion stake into AT&T
Campus zombies forbid smoking
Zombies everywhere in the White House:
Biden the comic zombie takes act on the road
So, the vice president goes to China—and if that sounds like the beginning of a bad comedy routine, it’s because our current vice president has made it one. The man is a walking pratfall, a clown of the tongue-tied, stumbling kind, and only the media’s determined effort to shield the Obama administration from laughter has kept Joe Biden’s miscues, misunderstandings, and mispronouncements from becoming our long-running national joke.
Zombie tax collecting sexmeters in Germany
Zombie burgers
Zombie racism
Zombie porno professor
Zombie patriotism
Dumb zombie
[In] the state of Texas, we’ve created an economy here that leads the nation in job creation… What’s dumb is to oversee an economy that has lost that many millions of jobs, to put unemployment numbers over his four years will stay probably at 9 percent, to downgrade the credit of this good country, to put fiscal policies in place that were a disaster in the ‘30s and try them again in the 2000s – that’s what I consider to be the definition of dumb.
Zombie uberObamaCare stalls in California (They’ll be back)
Zombieng our military
Zombie Obama budget
Four More Years? Aagggh!
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