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Wednesday, August 21. 2019Is the "precautionary principle" a logical fallacy?
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Photos from the 1850s
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Welcome To Cleveland
The internet used to be sort of useful. I don't think it is anymore. Maggie's Farm is like the old internet. I loved it. People bored with the usual tripe on TV and the radio could find all sorts of new and interesting viewpoints and useful information on the web. There were a lot of blogs, many of them superb. Politics was way in the back. It's weird, because at this point you can watch a livestream of a skanky girl getting her bumhole tattooed on the internet, but I am here to testify that no one reveals much of anything anymore. People are really guarded about saying anything about themselves. Well, pleasant, sane people are. If you look at an Instagram "influencer" account, there are pictures posted every few minutes, but they're all a put-on. The pictures are ads for a life that isn't being lived, i.e., fake. Everything is search engine optimized, not written. Social media is a list of what other people want you to think they think, like virtual coffee table books no one actually reads. The internet died when it shifted from desktop computers to phones. Well, that put it on life support. Google killed it dead when they said the only search engine that matters wouldn't rank anything but the mobile version of a website. So the internet became a television broadcast with innumerable bad cable stations, projected on the same porthole-sized screen my grandmother had to watch Uncle Miltie. Ads took the place of all the entertainment, and cradle to grave stalking of the users took the place of ads. And since everyone brings their phone in the bathroom with them, you're even being spied on in there now. Even Nielson families didn't put up with that. Bird Dog is away at doggie daycare, getting his nails clipped, so you're stuck with me. I hope you all appreciate him when he returns, because he's guarded this friendly little oasis of the old web from all comers, and that is quite an undertaking. On to the news!
That quote is from a very detailed and incisive analysis of the possible upside of the WeWork IPO. Newsgathering outlets suck at this sort of reporting and analysis now, if they were ever good at it. The linked blog is like the old internet. Filled with useful information and savvy analysis. An Underwater Exploration Toolkit for Boats
My friends and I had an underwater exploration kit. We went out on a skiff, and we shined a high intensity light on the ocean floor as we puttered along. I've heard rumors that you can find lobsters that way, and net them. Of course they would be undersized for the catch regulations, so you would never do such a thing, and then boil them on the beach and eat them. Say, what is the statute of limitations on fishery infractions? I'm asking for a friend. Here’s the No. 1 highest-paid, fastest-growing job in every U.S. state
Scroll down the list. Keep scrolling. Software, nurses, physical therapists, software, nurses, physical therapists. Keep scrolling. Keep scrolling. Ah, Oklahoma. Rotary drill operators. Then back at it; software, nurses, physical therapists, software, nurses, physical therapists... Why Everyone Loves Remote Work
I was surveyed for this report, but my answer was misconstrued. They asked me if I liked working remotely, and I told them I wasn't remotely working. English is hard. NFL And Pluto TV Team For Streaming Channel “Celebrating” Pro Football’s Past
I'd rather watch old football games than new ones anyway. Football players have gotten tiresome. Taiwan leader lauds Cathay CEO for listing self instead of giving names to CCP
That, ladies and gentlemen, is leadership. He lost his job, by the way. Bet he finds another one.
Minorly fascinating story about the perils of coincidence. I'm trying to picture what would happen to the crossword author nowadays. What's a ten-letter word for a detention camp, starting with "G" ? Lyme Disease Is Baffling, Even to Experts
You know, if keep writing articles about persistent Lyme disease, it might eventually be more popular with internet hypochondriacs than Morgellons, vaccine-induced autism, and fibromyalgia put together. Walmart sues Tesla over several solar panel fires caused by ‘negligence’
Tesla builds cars in a tent. You bought solar panels from them. Negligence? A pointed finger often identifies two malefactors. Earth's inner core is doing something weird
If you stand on a spot on the Equator for one year, you're the one doing something weird. Leave the Earth out of it Larry King files for divorce from his seventh wife, Shawn, after 22 years of marriage
With this many people involved, under the Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification Act of 1988, I believe Larry needs to provide a 60 calendar-day notice of any layoffs. Coffee Rust Threatens Latin American Crop; 150 Years Ago, It Wiped Out An Empire
So, prices are too low, because there's a coffee glut. But coffee rust will ruin harvests, which will lower supply, so prices will rise. Well, I've solved that problem. I'm going to use my great big invisible hand to make a pot of joe now. Enjoy your Wednesday everyone!
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A beautiful worldThe life portrayed at Salt Water New England usually looks too perfect to be real. She hangs out in the nicest places.
Tuesday, August 20. 2019Jes' Thinkin'
The Train (1964) trailer
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Ban human nature
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August Bob: Born in TimeAlaska Flying – Incidents And Accidents
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Who Knows What Evil Lurks Behind The Planet Fitness? The Shadow Knows Sometimes I think that the impression the newspaper is trying to give you is the opposite of reality. There's all this stuff right out front in the news, but the shadow of reality is visible if you squint really hard. The newspaper is what they want you to think. Well, it's Tuesday, and I don't feel like thinking much at all, which is fine. All the bad news that they don't want you to talk about is released on Friday afternoon, late-ish, and all the made up news they wanted to gull you with is released on Monday in the AM, so we're all clear today. We can talk about trivial stuff, like popular music or vice-presidents. The Guardian is cooperating nicely with our Tuesday timetable with their listicle The 30 best films about music, chosen by musicians. Hmm. The Guardian isn't shy about putting scare quotes on regular nouns used by their political opponents, but they missed an opportunity to put them around the word "musicians." I assume their longer, first-draft title, Crabby Opinions About Pop Culture from the Only "Musicians" Who Were Awake Before 4 PM and Replied To My Last-Minute HARO Bleg, was too long for proper search engine optimization. The author of this list seems to think we've entered "an uncommonly busy period, if not a flat-out golden age" of "movies about musicians, whether biopics, fictions or documentaries." I don't think so, and their list backs up my opinion, not theirs. It's a bad list, and they should feel bad. The good news: This Is Spinal Tap is on the list. The bad news: So is a documentary about Wham! I guess even a blind squirrel finds a nut from time to time. The rest of the list is awful, and incoherent, in a very particular, modern way. Any pop culture list is bound to linger on recent things, but the list isn't limited to the last decade. If you say "best," you should know a little history. To the target audience, history began when they were in Pampers. Everything before that was a dark time, when everyone's behavior was suitable only for apologies and reparations. One hardy soul takes a stab at history by mentioning the Woodstock movie, but that's likely because they've heard there's a Woodstock movie, not because they've seen it. Sha Na Na played at Woodstock. That's all you need to know about the event. Right off the top of my head, why wouldn't someone mention:
Bah, I'm arguing with fools. Feel free to add any I've forgotten to comments section. On to the news!
How to Pick Growth Stocks in the Tech Sector
IBM and Yahoo had something in common besides dismal performance. We're not allowed to notice it, however, so we won't. When the Lights Went Out: On Blackouts and Terrorism
The National Liberation Front of Corsica? Corsica had terrorists? Corsica has electricity? The Restaurant of Mistaken Orders I'm suddenly fresh out of snarky remarks. Think Car Subscription Services Can Compete With Monthly Car Rental? Think Again
Seem more like the subscription service model used by Rent-a-Center for crack house couches than SaaS for useless chat apps. Anyway, for some reason, I'm reminded of Johnny Cash's song One Piece at a Time. WeWork IPO filing shows it's losing nearly $5,200 per customer
All tech IPOs are now Ponzi schemes being palmed off on the stock market before the music stops. This one is especially silly. And stop comparing them to Amazon, article writers. Amazon made a profit right away, but dumped the money back into expansion continually, mostly to avoid taxation. Borrowing money over and over isn't the same thing. Why did so many Neanderthals end up with swimmer’s ear?
This is a question that's been on my mind for a long time, said no one ever.
From the resurrected Borderline Sociopathic Blog for Boys, natch. I moved from China to the US — here are the 14 most disappointing aspects of American culture
Oh dear, we've disappointed an aesthete from an prisoner-organ-harvesting paradise. A more even-handed appraisal than the headline sounds. And of course even patriotic souls like me have to acknowledge that the United States is the worst country in the world, except for all the others. Why Is Joe Rogan So Popular?
I can explain it. He's just a Rush Limbaugh who votes straight Democrat on the way home from the Crossfit gym. Want to Burn $9 Million to Go 236 MPH? Try the New Bugatti
It looks like a doorstop at Liberace's house. Have a happy Tuesday, everyone!
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Monday, August 19. 2019Jes' Thinkin"The Assault on Free Thought : We are all vulnerable to this regime of rule by accusation. ANTI-SEMITIC GROUP SPONSORED PROPOSED OMAR-TLAIB TRIP TO ISRAEL It promotes hatred of Jews and celebrates the terrorists who massacre them. No surprise, then, that Omar and Tlaib chose Miftah to plan their trip. Russia to establish naval base in Venezuela : Since December 2017, Russia has had a similar agreement with Syria, which allowed Russia to deploy as many as 10 ships and two submarines in the Mediterranean Sea at the peak of its campaign to support Bashar al-Assad. In July 2019, Russia reached an even more significant agreement with Iran. Two Iranian ports – Bushehr in the south and Chabahar in the south-east – will become forward bases for Russia’s Navy that can even be used by nuclear submarines. Bushehr will also serve as a base for the Russian Aerospace Forces, with Su-37 and Su-57 fighters deployed there. There are also plans to station a contingent of Russian troops there, primarily special forces, under the same pretext that has been used in Syria and in Lebanon: on paper, they will be there as “advisors” to the Iranian military. Producer/star Ian Ziering reunites with his Sharknado director Anthony C. Ferrante to bring you ... Zombie Tidal Wave. We've come a long way from genre trailblazer Night Of The Living Dead in 1968. 45% of Americans wear underwear for 2 days or longer, survey finds Zombie underwear walks by itself "“We do not face the challenge of a population bomb but a population bust—a relentless, generation-after-generation culling of the human herd.” ...The underlying drivers of capitalism, the sense that resource competition and scarcity determine the nature of international relations and domestic tensions, and the fear that climate change and environmental degradation are almost at a doomsday point—all have been shaped by the persistently ballooning population of the past two centuries. If the human population is about to decline as quickly as it increased, then all those systems and assumptions are in jeopardy." 88 Project supports and encourages freedom of expression in Vietnam by sharing the stories of and advocating for Vietnamese activists who are persecuted because of their peaceful dissent. David Berlinski—Atheism and its Scientific Pretensions
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Blue-State Smokin'At this very moment. Chunks of Black Cherry wood from the woodpile, with a pot of water in there. Short and regular pork ribs rubbed with brown sugar, various ground peppers, dried mustard and Kosher salt. Also a pork butt or two. Let me know whether the smell of the smoke comes through your computer screen. It smells good. If you cannot smell it, maybe your computer's smoke-blocker blocks it. How do you do this enjoyable task?
QQQQ: How can you tell a person from a human robot? A: The robot will change its mind when presented with new data. - Scott Adams
Summer Read: The Master and Margarita
Bulgakov died before completing his final revisions, but he worked on the book for 20 years. A NYT reviewer says "Every time I read, it, it's a different book." Like Moby Dick in that way.
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Liberty: One of Imagination's Most Prized Possessions
Well, it's a bad day all around. For you, I mean. I'm swell. You have to face the work and worry that Monday brings with it, and you have to face it without Bird Dog. He's at the vet again, so you're stuck with me, Roger de Hauteville. We get Bird Dog de-wormed every year, because we love him so, and love to take care of him. Of course we don't bring him to be de-wormed until after fishing season is over, because worms are expensive. We're not made of stone, but we're not made of money, either. On to today's links. Handler beliefs affect scent detection dog outcomes
Do tell. File this one under: Educated persons discovering common sense by accident. Hasn't anyone in academia ever heard of the effect of a shill before? They seem to understand the concept just fine when they're disrupting televised town hall meetings. Hi, I'm just a concerned citizen... She Wanted a Man With a Good Job Who Is Nice to Animals
In case you're wondering, Dusty is a dog. The New York Times new slogan should be: All the solipsism that's fit to print.
Ah, the Daily Mail. The newspaper put that last word in their headline in all caps, not me. Like a good fisherman, they know how to jiggle the bait. But I doubt that the miniature trouser snake angle will prove out in the body of the article. I've read Under the Tuscan Sun, and several other books about women with turkey necks moving to Italy, and it's not the miniature kind they're looking for, or discovering there. Try farther east. Scientists detect a black hole swallowing a neutron star
I knew a man who liked to tell people that they weren't really sitting on a chair, when they sat on a chair. He'd exclaim that the matter in their body and the matter in the chair repelled each other at the atomic level, so in reality, they were actually hovering above the chair, not sitting on it. I threw an apple at his head once, to remind him that only Isaac Newton matters to regular people. I wonder if I want to throw an apple at Professor Scott? Report: Facebook Content Mods Say Company Therapists Were Pressured to Share Session Details
At the bottom of this article, you'll find a handy Facebook tracking beacon, er, I mean share button. You know, for your convenience. How internet that's beamed from space could create new jobs
The author is an Elon Musketeer, so I have my doubts. Especially since I understand that the intent and effect of the internet, however delivered, is to turn ten good jobs into one crappy one. Or one good job into ten crappy ones, if you're Uber. It's a fair tradeoff though, because instead of any silly benefits like a retirement fund or health insurance, there's foosball and smoothie bars in the WeWork office for the winners. SoftBank to lend its workers billions to invest in its giant VC fund
Hmm. This is quite the development. Why back in my day, you whippersnappers, we kept our money laundering to ourselves. Now they issue a press release.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. And the going is most definitely getting weird. 38% of economists expect recession next year
For some reason, this reminds me of the signs you once saw painted on the walls in tawdry barrooms: Free Beer Tomorrow China is paying Twitter to publish propaganda against Hong Kong protesters
When will people learn that social media is only for fake viral propaganda, not paid propaganda. The ads are strictly reserved for selling T shirts with anti-Trump slogans. Sheesh. Well, that's the news roundup for Monday. Don't let current events get you down. Go about your business, and have a nice day. But if I were you, I wouldn't bring any rice cookers onto the NYC subway today. The bomb sniffing dogs are bound to be getting unintentional postural and facial cues from just about everyone, not just their handlers today.
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Sunday, August 18. 2019Best driving music?Views on current issues from a gay drag queen
At Quillette, The Rise of ‘Drag Kids’—and the Death of Gay Culture
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Classic New England: The Club SandwichOur pal Assistant Village Idiot sounded inverse-snobbery about this fine lunch, but I still love it. I grew up with this thing, yes, at the Club. It was always turkey, not chicken. Always served with a little cup of extra mayo, and with kitchen-made chips and not french fries. My club still makes their own chips - heavenly. At home, we had five basic sandwiches: Baloney with mustard and lettuce, the excellent BLT, Fluffernutter, BB&J, and Tuna Salad. That was Mom's sandwich repertoire. From today's LectionaryLuke 12:49-56 12:49 "I came to bring fire to the earth, and how I wish it were already kindled! 12:50 I have a baptism with which to be baptized, and what stress I am under until it is completed! 12:51 Do you think that I have come to bring peace to the earth? No, I tell you, but rather division! 12:52 From now on five in one household will be divided, three against two and two against three; 12:53 they will be divided: father against son and son against father, mother against daughter and daughter against mother, mother-in-law against her daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law against mother-in-law." 12:54 He also said to the crowds, "When you see a cloud rising in the west, you immediately say, 'It is going to rain'; and so it happens. 12:55 And when you see the south wind blowing, you say, 'There will be scorching heat'; and it happens. 12:56 You hypocrites! You know how to interpret the appearance of earth and sky, but why do you not know how to interpret the present time? Could be Mrs. and Mrs. BDSaturday, August 17. 2019American life: Gone swimming with the sharksHeading to Cape Cod (Wellfleet) soon for family reunion week and my birthday party (25 of us, plus with some of our high-energy outdoorsy pals joining us). We do indeed take over the village when we are out there. Roger de Hauteville, that illustrious Norman King of Sicily, will provide the morning entertainment here. Bless his Viking heart. Our plans are dawn runs, morning calisthenics or Yoga, kayaking, hiking, body surfing, jumping in the pond loop, and some baseball and tennis. And lots of seafood and beer. Sitting on beaches is not our thing, but we have a big porch overlooking the harbor. No TV, no wifi. Good Boston classical music radio though. Best thing of all - getting salty and sunny and perfumed by the piney woods - and no bugs. Plus we have an outdoor shower. I will not tolerate an indoor shower on Cape Cod. Just feels good to shower in the sunshine. Speaking of seafood, maybe my favorite Cape Cod seafood is steamed Steamers. Drinking the broth might be the best part. As much as I love mussels, or a raw bar with Wellfleet oysters, I can never tire of Steamers. They are fun to harvest too, if you don't mind lots of mud. Eataly
Another free ad for "Great Books", not to be confused with Great CoursesThe extremely well-read John Miller does 1/2 hour interviews with literary experts on the "great books." It is free, and a good education/introduction. The Great Books But I'll throw in a free bit on Great Courses too: Great Courses, Great Profits - A teaching company gives the public what the academy no longer supplies: a curriculum in the monuments of human thought. I am delighted that they are making so much money. They are the college education you never got, or have forgotten.
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Cold Teas: Sweet Tea and Sun Tea
In the southern USA, "tea" means Sweet Tea. People usually make a couple of quarts at a time. Delicious. I have been a fan of Sun Tea since I first had it in Montana. It's usually made a gallon jar at a time. Keep the top on or ants will come, and keep in direct sunlight for 5-6 hours.
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