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Maggie's FarmWe are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for. |
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Wednesday, March 30. 2005Art Good fun to take a few minutes during lunch to explore this site: Click here: BBC - Science & Nature - Leonardo - Explore Leonardo's Studio Excellent review by Whitford, covering the art world, esp. the world of art-talkers: "Artists clamour for attention. So do some art historians. If the four who wrote this book were to spend more time looking than reading, their work might have been of more use." Click here: Art: Art Since 1900: Modernism, Antimodernism, Postmodernism - Sunday Times - Times Online
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Tuesday, March 29. 2005Balanchine Toni Bentley reviews two new books on Balanchine:
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Monday, March 28. 2005Fighter PilotThe below is from Click here: INDC Journal : Movie Review: "Fighter Pilot: Operation Red Flag" "Watching this movie at an IMAX is one of the most amazing things that I've ever seen on a screen. The visuals and sound are so astounding (and the low-level flying so, well, low) that I consistently had to remind myself that it wasn't CGI. Absolutely spectacular. And worth far more than the $8 ticket." Thanks for the heads up, INDC.
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Travel with Brains Travel around the Med with VDH. Does that sound good enough? I'm already packing, even tho I've been there before. "Millions"Millions is that sweet rarity: a film about religious faith and miracles that's very much down-to-earth. "Millions (2005) Finally a movie adults and kids will enjoy without having to be exposed to smash them up, kill them all, syrupy boy meets girl, or girl overcomes cancer, blindness and wins Olympic Gold and admittance to Harvard. Seems these pics are being made by everyone except Americans these days.
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Monday, March 21. 2005Department of Complaints DepartmentYo shmucko editor, Dear Loyal Reader, Friday, March 18. 2005The Laconic Yankee Farmer SpeaksThis excerpted and paraphrased from a rare phone chat with the busy Yankee Farmer, who is a straight-talker and figures he earned the right to say whatever he wants after his winter in Korea, (with all expletives deleted - the LYF hasn't heard about PC yet, and never will): The LYF is a passionate conservationist, as everyone knows. Meaning stay the --- off my farm. But he is pleased by yesterday's Senate vote permitting drilling in the ANWAR. Pleased because it is a victory of reason over pure emotion, a victory over what Bird Dog terms "sentimental environmentalism." The drilling will harm little. And we Americans love oil - don't try to tell me you don't slurp it up like Evian. He's got a tractor that gets about 2 miles/gallon, and needs a new quart of oil every two hours. Loves oil. If people really want a pristine ANWAR, first quit your car and your heat and your electric. Second, chase those pesky Eskimos out of there. They don't recycle their beer cans and Canadian Club bottles, they shoot Rudolf in and out of season, harpoon whales for fun, shoot baby polar bears for target practice, eat cute seals when their check is late, and generally scare the wildlife and make a mess. Similar to what the LYF does in Vermont. And since these poor, smelly, ignorant, pathetic folks are basically homeless - you can't call a snow pile a home or call seal fat food - they should be moved to government housing projects in Anchorage or Detroit, where they could enjoy the dignity this oppressed minority deserves, along with all of the blessings of civilization including 24-hour corner liquor stores, Planned Parenthood, the local Democratic Club, and McDonald's. Now if you want to make some place pristine, start with Vermont or Massachusetts or Connecticut. Ski condos, houses, asphalt, schools, buildings, and too many obnoxious people. Who needs 'em? Who are these people, anyway? Get 'em out of there. And while you're at it, get rid of the darn Indians too and their filthy, polluting, corrupting casinos. Just leave the damn farms alone. (As a qualified 1/8th Iroquois, the LYF is ALLOWED to criticize Indians, but he would say that you immigrants are too scared to, aren't you? You land-stealing immigrants don't want to find an arrow or a stone ax in your chest while you're sleeping, do ya?) Monday, March 7. 2005Department of Complaints DepartmentDear Editor: Your blog is kind of fun to read, because of the variety. It's good to have poems plopped in front of me - I read them. It's like college. But your blog seems like an oddball collection. Not entirely normal, I mean, like how come you don't have college basketball discussions. Sincerely, (anonymous) Dear Loyal Reader, 1. Why are compliments always followed by a "but"? Sincerely, Bird Dog Monday, February 28. 2005Department of Complaints DepartmentDear Idiot Fascist Editor, Your blog is an example of everything that is wrong with our country. It is about time the government began regulating these blogs like yours that are filled with hateful, venomous rage and anti-progressivism. You and your evil hateful types should be strung up and lynched before you destroy our country. (Signed) Disgusted Dear Loyal Reader, Just be patient, "Disgusted." I can tell that you are a very caring, sensitive guy-or-gal. When the Revolution comes, you can string up all of us bourgeoisie on the lamp-posts, in a caring, sensitive manner, to the rousing tune of the Internationale. Like the Nazis did. But remember - We Are Armed. Best wishes for a lovely, happy, freedom-loving, and prosperous day in our evil country, Bird Dog Saturday, February 26. 2005News, Etc.![]() Wednesday, February 23. 2005Department of Complaints DepartmentDear Editor: Dear Loyal Reader, Sunday, February 20. 2005News, Arts, and Other Entertainment: The Lovely GatesIt is tough for me to say anything about The Gates that isn't corny, so I won't say much. New Yorkers are just too hip. They do not dare to be positive about anything (except left-wing politics, which they still think is cool even tho it's antique, but they don't know it yet - they are smart, lively, book-reading people who love ideas, but stuck in the political Stone-Age), so they predictably bitch about this thing. Will post some photos as soon as I can get them to size properly, but photos of course can't capture it. What I will say is that, the minute you step off the sidewalk into the Park, into the 23 miles of saffron-curtained gates, everyone - and there were tons of people of every description and every language on the planet yesterday - slows down. It is remarkable to see New Yorkers walking so slowly and taking pictures, despite the frigid wind. Whatever it is, I suppose I think it is quite wonderful. ("I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.") Also had time to check out Frederick Church's Parthenon again (a sentimental favorite of mine, despite having been to the Real Thing), plus Washington Crossing the Delaware - forgot how huge this cornball, wonderful work is. And to check out the Washington exhibit - not very interesting. Our favorite "Gates" photo: Continue reading "News, Arts, and Other Entertainment: The Lovely Gates" Wednesday, February 16. 2005The Laconic Yankee Farmer Finally SpeaksThis just in from Vermont: Gol darn, nothin to read on the internet tonight. We got Mr. Bush runnin the gummint, so no worry there. Everything is peachy in I-raq. Miss Condi will have the ---ing Frogs and the Krauts kissin our butts soon, and it's not too long til -----ing mud season. Even good ole Norm is jes fussin about some --- Mayor from someplace or other. Who the --- cares? When things are goin good, the net gets ---ing dull. So dull, think I'll have a ----ing smoke and a snort and check for some new raccoon recipes on the Food Channel site. Or some snappin turtle recipes. Tuesday, February 15. 2005Department of Complaints DepartmentDear Editor: This is a classic idiosyncratic Blog. I love reading it. Sincerely, Anonymous Dear Anon.: What does "idiosyncratic" mean? Flattery will get you nowhere. You do not win a signed copy of the new book. Sincerely, Bird Dog Sunday, February 13. 2005Department of Complaints DepartmentYet another - wow - we sure are lucky to have such an active readership: Hey Bozo: This blog makes no sense. It is incoherent. Who is the dog? Who is the owner? Is Bird Dog a dog or a person? Who are these other things or animals or people posting? And I can't tell what is serious and what isn't. Is it supposed to be funny? It isn't. What the heck is it about, anyway? I think you are a big jerk. (wishes to be anonymous) Dear Loyal Reader, Thanks for caring and sharing. Sincerely, Bird Dog Saturday, February 12. 2005Department of Complaints DepartmentOh no ! More complaints. Trust us, we don't publish all of the highly complimentary material - there just isn't room. From Sukie S: Are you aware that "Department of Complaints Department" is an offensive, annoying, and irritating redundancy? Dear Sukie S: No, we did not realize that. It was originally Department of Complaints Department Department, but we concluded that made us sound like a larger and more important organization than we truly are. Made us sound like a non-profit, or like a for-profit like IBM or the UN. BTW, do you teach high school English, or are you just an ordinary obnoxious pest? Sincerely, Bird Dog The Laconic Yankee Farmer Finally SpeaksGee whiz - two days in a row from the LYF. A tad agitated, LYF? The LYF has already fed the chickens and milked the cows, while you lugs were still putting on the snore or bothering the old wife, but he found a moment between bites of his poached (get it?) vension sausage and apple pie breakfast to email a trenchant comment (edited for family reading): "Well, those -------- ing ------ ------s like that -------ing Mr. Eason Jordan, and that -----ing Mr. Dan Rather, and the rest of that ------ing ------ MSM. There's only one use for the -----ing -- Times, and my puppies know what it is. Ayuh. Now goin to fiddle with the ----ing dihydrogenator on that old Ford agin. Ayuh." Friday, February 11. 2005Department of Complaints DepartmentWith our rapidly swelling readership, we are accumulating some complaints. First, from "wishes to be anonymous": 1. "Are you aware you have tons of extreme right-wing links?" Dear Anonymous Reader: We are unaware of any "right-wing" links. We have a variety of politically centrist, moderate links about which only a crank could complain, along with a large number of useful and important non-political links. If you think these are right-wing, you ain't seen right-wing. We firmly reject all extremism except in the defense of freedom, or in the protection of our little bowl of kibbles. Second, from journalist JR: 2. "You need to find your "voice." Your blog is too random". Dear JR: No kidding. But with contributors including miscellaneous breeds of dogs, farmers, physicians, etymologists, entomologists, insurance salesmen, college kids, bird-watchers, hunters, idle rich, equity traders, serfs, clergy, southern rebels, Democrats, small children and juvenile adults, moguls, movie stars, Box Turtles, etc. etc., it is tough to find a single "voice." Don't hold your breath. Anyway, a petty consistency is the hobgoblin of small blogs, so please don't throw out the dishes with the baby-water.
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