Maggie's Farm

Dear Idiot Fascist Editor,

Your blog is an example of everything that is wrong with our country. It is about time the government began regulating these blogs like yours that are filled with hateful, venomous rage and anti-progressivism. You and your evil hateful types should be strung up and lynched before you destroy our country.

(Signed) Disgusted

Dear Loyal Reader,

Just be patient, "Disgusted." I can tell that you are a very caring, sensitive guy-or-gal. When the Revolution comes, you can string up all of us bourgeoisie on the lamp-posts, in a caring, sensitive manner, to the rousing tune of the Internationale. Like the Nazis did. But remember - We Are Armed.

Best wishes for a lovely, happy, freedom-loving, and prosperous day in our evil country,

Bird Dog