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Saturday, April 19. 2008Dr. Mercury's Computer Corner: Lesson 2 - File Structure Lesson 2: File Structure Brace yourselves, this won't be pretty. No cute pictures of LOLcats, no dancing girls, no saucy remarks about Chelsea Clinton. Just the rather demure woman over to your right getting her gear ready for this weekend's reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg which took place during the awful War of Northern Aggression. [also known as the "Civil War" in some history books] By the way, I live in Florida. In fact, if I were you, I'd consider leaving immediately. We're going to discuss one of the most boring aspects of the computer imaginable: File structure. On the plus side, though, after we've finished there's one question you'll never have to ask again: "WHERE'S THAT !#$%#&! FILE I SAVED TWO WEEKS AGO?!?!" So you'll have that going for you. Continue reading "Dr. Mercury's Computer Corner: Lesson 2 - File Structure"
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Saturday, April 12. 2008Dr. Mercury's Computer Corner: Lesson 1 - Search Engine Tips Lesson 1: Search Engine Tips I'd thought we'd start off with something everyone uses at some point, the search engine. The biggest problem today is simply the vast number of sites out there. Search for six exclusive keywords and 1.2 million sites pop up. As such, the use of certain 'tricks' is getting more and more critical if you actually hope to find what you're looking for. There are two different approaches one can take, and two different methods of attack, so let's cover those before getting to the individual tricks. Continue reading "Dr. Mercury's Computer Corner: Lesson 1 - Search Engine Tips"
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Friday, April 11. 2008Dr. Mercury's Computer Corner: IntroductionIn an effort to round out Maggie's Farm and make it truly eclectic, Bird Dog has invited me to add the geek factor to the mix. But, rather than just adding a few geeky articles here and there, I thought it would be fun to actually get serious about the whole thing and turn those interested into budding computer experts.The reasoning is, since computers won't be going away anytime soon, you might as well just sit down and learn about the dang thing once and for all. Make sense? And let me quickly point out that both programs and Windows, itself, are a lot more fun to use once you learn the basics and how to set things up properly, and there are lots of small, free programs around that'll add to the enjoyment. We'll cover everything. Continue reading "Dr. Mercury's Computer Corner: Introduction" Monday, April 7. 2008Site Rules & Comment Area Tips
This site is, for the most part, family-oriented and you're expected to treat it that way. If you must cuss, try to keep it on the light side. Any true malevolence will be removed immediately. All standard site disclaimers apply, such as the bloggers not being responsible for reader comments, instructions, links or suggested programs. This site recognizes you by IP address. Any flagrant violation of standard blog protocol, such as trolling or sockpuppeting, subjects you to being banned from the entire site. Most offenders will be given one official warning. This is a blog site, not a forum, and the rules of on-topicness apply. Whether or not an off-topic comment is deleted is left to the discretion of the blogger making the post. In my case, I'll allow the occasional off-topic comment, but if it suddenly breeds a flurry of argumentative responses, I'll usually delete the whole lot. Personal abuse, directed at either the blogger or another commenter, is also left up to the author of the post. In my posts, the second I see someone getting personally abusive, bang, it's gone. If a comment of yours has been deleted and you wish to scream to the heavens above about this horrible injustice, there are numerous free 'instant blogsite' companies around where you may do so. Copyright Issues We are a non-commercial amateur site and cannot always determine where some content or images originated. If you prove you're the original content owner, we will gladly and respectfully take down any multimedia files, links or attributes which we have innocently, educationally or unknowingly posted. A Pesky Problem There's an eensy glitch in the software and occasionally you might see one of these pop up when you hit the 'Submit' button in the comments: It's a server sync problem and doesn't have anything to do with your comment. Just hit 'Submit' again and most likely it'll go on through. Comment Area Tips Overview This is something of a good news/bad news story. The bad news is that you have to enter the commands manually, rather than use some cute tool bar, but the good news is that we have a lot more options available to us than the average blogsite, such as embedded links, email links, strikethrough fonts, blockquotes, colored text and listed items. Most of the commands are fairly intuitive; "i" means "italics", "b" means "bold", "url" means "web address", etc. You start the command by putting it in square brackets, and end it by putting a slash in front of it: [b] starts bold fonts [/b] ends them You'll have the routine down in no time. The Basics Italics — [i] text [/i] Underline — [u] text [/u] Bold — [b] text [/b]
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