We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
The small arms ammo is OK, but anyone touching the grenades, mines, mortar rounds, and the other big stuff is running a risk of death. Best way to deal with it, should you find it, is get an EOD team and let them blow it up in place. Do not pick it up or move it.
As for the human remains, clean them, box them up and turn them over to the nearest German embassy or consulate, together with the GPS coordinates of where you found them.