We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Bill Clinton had plenty of "regret" moments. It's no biggie. What we need is a mushy mouthed pussy for president who will never ever use the military or be a big shot. "I regret having claimed Mission Accomplished".
Distractions and Regrets. Every criticism is a Distraction and every gaffe is a Regret.