We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
How could you not want a Wingle if you read their advertising copy? How could you resist:
Bold design of chrome plated grill, infiltrating with the desire to conquer all from inside to outside.
Hmm. They may want to drop the conquering thing. Never mind that; check this out:
Inner decoration equipped with streamline incorporate central console, its innovative outline and comfortable tactility unified with vehicle style, clear legible high brightness dashboard, fashionable, honorable, and comfortable.
Isn't that a daisy? Like all advertising copy, it's pure unadulterated horsehockey. But it is adulterated by the translation. It's charming, in the same way it's charming for everybody else when your toddler says: "Daddy makes boom-boom and Mommy lights candles. The bathroom is just like church." It reveals much in its innocence, like a pretty coworker who dresses sleepily and shows up to work in a slip.
Company’s advanced four wheel drive system make manipulation arbitrary.
This is perfect for those late-night rides home from the tavern. "It washnt mee offshisher. My Wingle ish arbitrary. I can't manipoolate it any other way -- don't tase me, bro..."
The solid headlamp gives the vehicle spirituality and top artistic charm
Solid headlamp? Are they burning coal in there? That's a decidely low beam.
Fashion in every detail demonstrates innovative design concepts, creative design and avant-garde daring style, without any meaningless decoration. Brilliant achievements in their careers enjoy life passion.
If this was a PowerPoint presentation, all you'd need to do is throw in a few "synergy" and "enterprise" sorts of words and paste in the pictures. Fantastic.
Available in several colors. "Milky White" is nice, but sounds too much like cataract surgery for my tastes. I'll take one in "Fashionable Orange." And don't skimp on the lead.