We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
The Chinese are working on a reverse engineered rip-off Japanese origami cow. Folded with artificial bovine flavored paper the burgers
covered in "secret sauce" and washed down with a cold bottle of Aquafina will aid in saving the Earth from hundreds of tons of bovine flatulence. The American fast food industry is expecting delivery in time for the upcoming school year.
Since it will contain a "flavored essence" of bovine by product the FDA has already approved it for US markets.
Those who do not want to wait may use the origami folding instructions provided. It is recommended that the paper be marinated in A-1 steak sauce and sun dried prior to folding.