Being a black lesbian.
We must always remember that Victim Points accumulate exponentially, not arithmetically. A white guy treated the same way gets 0 Victim Points, and thus ends with 0, and therefore no cash award. And, under the updated rules, even white gay guys start with 0 points: the white part plus the testicles are the problem and white testosterone is, of course, the main obstacle to world peace and happiness - except for the crisis of Globalistical Warmening, of course.
Proof of AGW: it's darn hot today in CT. QED. Absolutely beautiful, with every Happy Hydrangea in Yankeeland shouting the Sabbath news that God Lives. Tennis (off the TV and onto the courts - inspired by the great Federer and the young Nadal), then maybe a drink by the pool - and not one more second for me today in the internets.