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Everyone's heard about John Edwards' $400 haircuts. Edwards is a walking argument for sticking with the $15 haircuts, unless you want to look like a pretty-boy pedophile TV huckster-preacher.
But what does Hillary pay for her's? I am waiting to hear.
Somebody should send John Edwards a Flowbee. But then again he might have a hard time figuring out how to use it. lol
It cuts hair with a jig and vacuums it up at the same time. IIRC, it was developed by a carpenter who was trying to vacuum the sawdust out of his hair.
What Edwards spends on a single bad haircut might feed a Hillary Clinton Ittakesa village for a year. Besides, Edwards is so utterly oleaginous that he must have to bathe with sand.