We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
We should have seen the signs. Charles Hamiton dies and our heroin dun run off chase'n Rev Al Sharpton in one of them tri-angulat'n moves. She's gonna cut up dat B. husssein feller.
She'll get BIG WILLIE to Harlem his ass back to his white momma, who by the time dis be over will be defended some bad juju pasted on her.
I says dis tho..iff'n Mr Barack can get inot a foursome (golf folks) wit Tiger,Shaq, and Natalie Maines he'll have a good long hypotenuse, then he jus fill in here and dar wit a few ta-roonies, I means cajuns, naw I just leave dat alone and a few liberals and he done got it down. Now we couldn't say dat about Slick Willy cause we done already knows who he got it down.
Anyway did she get a witness? I got a double sawbuck say'n she goes da last mile in a mule pulled wagon.