We've got an exclusive peek at Al Gore's next infotainment triumph. Al's taking his tent meeting onto the groaning floorboards of Broadway with his gospels according to, well... himself, I guess: Gorespell!
Sing along with Al:
-Day by day
-Day by day
-Oh Dear Al
-Three things I pray
-To see thee more clearly (You’re getting global looking yourself)
-Love thee more dearly (Dear Leader of our cult)
-Follow thee more nearly (In a private jet all the way, baby)
-Day by day
-Day by day
-Day by day
-Oh Dear Al
-Three things I pray
-To discount the temperature variation trend inferred from ?18O of peat cellulose in a peat core from Hongyuan (eastern Qinghai–Tibet plateau, southwestern China) more clearly
-Love thee by offsetting your carbon emissions by paying someone else to plant on a tree on your behalf every time you breathe or drive your car more dearly
-Ignore the effect of diurnal correction on satellite-derived lower tropospheric temperature more completely -Day by day
-Day by day
-Day by day
-Oh Dear Al
-Three things I pray
-To misinterpret the burial of the soils, triggered by environmental–climatic variations, that took place in several phases and overlook the last 3000 yr chronological correlation that can be drawn between phases of glacial advance, scree and alluvial sedimentation and development of periglacial features more weirdly
-Love to view the northern Antarctic Peninsula warming and Weddell polynya as local anomalies in the generally cooling Antarctic and find impetuous claims of association (and often causation) more dearly
-To bask in the glow of Cuba’s Union of Young Communist's newspaper report of acting Cuban President Raul Castro who recognized the effort of the former vice president to denounce" global warming during a two-hour meeting with youth leaders on Friday more nearly
-Day by day ...
Um... There's 154 more verses. I'll put them in a PowerPoint presentation and e-mail them to you.
