We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Christian Fascist Militias (CFMs) from Portland, Maine to San Francisco have been wanting to know what sort of modest, but cute uniforms our super-super secret Lady's Auxiliary wears when on practice maneuvers.
See Continuation page for the warm-weather super-secret uniforms of the Ladys' Auxiliary, The Crusader Legion, Massachusetts Division, Unit 2703 of Pittsfield, MA (alas, not work-safe in most work settings nowadays).
And don't tell - we have more than enough members already, eagerly awaiting the right time to take over and turn the USA into a totalitarian theocracy. Bush will tell us when to make our move: We await Dear Leader's signal. Our first target will be Rudy's Pizzeria and Lounge, for a few shots 'n beers with The Auxiliary.
Why I never..I mean I'm outraged...I mean first I don't get picked for the National Honor Society, then the society bitches make fun of my Science Fair Project (the old vinegar and baking soda explosion volcano) and now this..I mean there's only one scoped rifle and no automatic weapons in this squad...how much can I endure? OK you're Juan....wait wait wait..that was a sixities flashback.....what I wanted to say is TENSION (oh yeah) Ok some close order drill...
"I'll have some of the second from the left, and another martini please"
"Sir we're out of second on the left"
"Geez, ok, some middle Amazon then"
"A fine choice sir, I think you'll enjoy the sauce that comes with that choice"
(I guess I've blown another shot at a merit badge)