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Friday, January 12. 2007

Christian Fascist Militia Lady's Auxiliary Uniforms

Christian Fascist Militias (CFMs) from Portland, Maine to San Francisco have been wanting to know what sort of modest, but cute uniforms our super-super secret Lady's Auxiliary wears when on practice maneuvers.

See Continuation page for the warm-weather super-secret uniforms of the Ladys' Auxiliary, The Crusader Legion, Massachusetts Division, Unit 2703 of Pittsfield, MA (alas, not work-safe in most work settings nowadays).

And don't tell - we have more than enough members already, eagerly awaiting the right time to take over and turn the USA into a totalitarian theocracy. Bush will tell us when to make our move: We await Dear Leader's signal. Our first target will be Rudy's Pizzeria and Lounge, for a few shots 'n beers with The Auxiliary.

Posted by The News Junkie in Politics at 07:33 | Comments (16) | Trackbacks (0)

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Why I never..I mean I'm outraged...I mean first I don't get picked for the National Honor Society, then the society bitches make fun of my Science Fair Project (the old vinegar and baking soda explosion volcano) and now this..I mean there's only one scoped rifle and no automatic weapons in this squad...how much can I endure? OK you're Juan....wait wait wait..that was a sixities flashback.....what I wanted to say is TENSION (oh yeah) Ok some close order drill...
#1 Habu on 2007-01-12 08:20 (Reply)
But don't you like the s/s in the front? That's what I noticed.
#2 The NJ on 2007-01-12 08:24 (Reply)
Is this available in a larger size, something suitable for my new favorite wallpaper? I don't mean the girls need to be larger, their perfect.
#3 John on 2007-01-12 09:43 (Reply)
You sure they're not overdressed for that climate?
#4 Charlie (Colorado) (Link) on 2007-01-12 10:08 (Reply)
Is that up in the Grand Tetons?
#5 buddy larsen on 2007-01-12 11:21 (Reply)
Who's taking point?
#6 Habu on 2007-01-12 11:28 (Reply)
that would be, 'points'.
#7 buddy larsen on 2007-01-12 11:47 (Reply)
Finger off the trigger, you there on the left.
#8 Skookumchuk (Link) on 2007-01-12 12:05 (Reply)
These uniforms are brilliant. Our Muslim enemies will think they have already entered paradise and stop fighting!
#9 NJSoldier on 2007-01-12 12:33 (Reply)
"I'll have some of the second from the left, and another martini please"

"Sir we're out of second on the left"
"Geez, ok, some middle Amazon then"
"A fine choice sir, I think you'll enjoy the sauce that comes with that choice"
(I guess I've blown another shot at a merit badge)
#10 Habu on 2007-01-12 17:01 (Reply)
Oops--doghouse--back in dere wit Fido you go--
#11 buddy larsen on 2007-01-12 17:20 (Reply)
the martini was a pretense..

are there any bow wows in the doghose?
#12 Habu on 2007-01-12 18:19 (Reply)
nah, Fido's a postmodern dog--he say "oh wow".
#13 buddy larsen on 2007-01-12 18:28 (Reply)
This thread is very adolescent in tone, and disrespectful of the Lord's work the CFMs are doing as well as disrepectful of the hos I mean brave militia babes I mean women.

This image was presented purely for informational purposes, to expose other CFMs to the way we do things here in Pittsfield. I would never have expected such immature commentary.
#14 the NJ on 2007-01-12 20:56 (Reply)
I was JUST gonna say that!
#15 buddy larsen on 2007-01-12 23:19 (Reply)
Do I have a witness..lawd gimme a witness to this evil and help us lawd to save these women from harm by closely embracing them ......I neeeeeeeed a witness. Let me hold them to my love.
#16 Habu on 2007-01-12 23:48 (Reply)

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