Gen Z workers need praise for meeting basic expectations, 71% of managers say
Ever press a button, any button on a phone? You did it! pops up, and a unicorn takes a rainbow dump on you.
Israeli strike targets Hamas leaders in U.S.-allied Qatar as they weigh Gaza ceasefire proposal
War is diplomacy by other means.
Journalists Pounce on Republicans for Noticing Crime
Iryna Zarutska unavailable for comment.
Cracker Barrel Just Made Another Shocking Reversal
Don't worry, your feet will still stick to the same flooring.
What Keeps the Lights On
I'm pretty sure it's not whale oil anymore, but other than that, I'm in the dark.
Triple trouble for France as the government collapses
The French peasants are revolting.
Job Growth Through March Revised Down by 911K
Maybe the entire population of South Dakota got laid off, but we didn't notice.
The Conservative Movement at a Crossroads
If you don't think conservatives are still the underdogs, I don't think you're paying close attention.
Light-powered chip makes AI 100 times more efficient
Efficient at what? is not mentioned.
Stalinist Doom Goblin Greta Thunberg Lies About Being Attacked by an Israeli Drone
Not that interesting a story, really, but calling her the "Stalinist Doom Goblin" is pure gold.
