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Thursday, September 7. 2017

How To Appear Smart

Received this piece today on 10 tips to appear smarter.  The key word is "appear" because it's not about actually being smarter.  Just to get people to think you're smarter.

In other words, don't actually get to know someone, rely on superficial items to determine intelligence.  It's what we do with politicians, so it must work because they are all so brilliant.


Most of it is common sense, anyway.  Some is just plain silly.  Don't have that extra drink of alcohol?  OK, no problem.  Wear nerd glasses?  Thanks, I'll take a pass.


~Written by Bulldog T. Writer  (the "T" stands for "The") 

Posted by Bulldog in The Culture, "Culture," Pop Culture and Recreation at 12:59 | Comments (3) | Trackbacks (0)

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I fake intelligence daily. What else can I do?
#1 BD on 2017-09-07 13:40 (Reply)
Piet Hein said

You may find that it suits your book
To be a bit smarter than you look.
The easiest method I've found so far
Is to look a bit stupider than you are.

For the current case, if you are a bit stupider that you look, then you will look smarter than you are.
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#2 Hinheckle Jones on 2017-09-07 15:29 (Reply)
Most of it is common sense, anyway.

If not most, at least a lot. Such as: write simply, have confidence in yourself, look 'em in the eye, and skip that extra drink.

Gringo stopped by spam filter.
#3 AnnoyedCommenter on 2017-09-08 08:44 (Reply)

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