Maggie's Farm

Do you have Adult ADD? Take this quick test:

1. Do you sometimes get up to get something out of the refrigerator while watching TV?

2. When reading a technical text or doing homework, do you sometimes wish you were watching The Sopranos, or going to bed, or going out with friends?

3. When you have a huge pile of bills and paperwork, do you think "Aw, shit"?

4. Have you ever clicked "OK" or "I Agree" or "Next" on a website without reading all of the information?

5. When you are supposed to be focusing on something tedious, do you ever think about sex or other kinds of fun?

6. Have you ever opened a box from the bottom instead of the top?

7. Have you ever used a digital camera without memorizing the manual first?

8. Have you ever had trouble finding your keys?

9. Have you ever stared out the window, thinking "I'd rather be fishing?"

10. When you are online, do you move from site to site without spending at least 15 minutes perusing Maggie's Farm in detail?

If your answer is "Yes" to one or more of these questions, you definitely have ADD. See a doctor immediately before it gets worse.