We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
I thought the American campi were pushing hard for abundant and indiscriminate sexual experimentation and promiscuity. How can that animalistic utopia (aka "zoo", aka "monkey cage") come to pass if the Feds are trying to make every potentially-romantic encounter a crime?
Here are the new campus rules: Rape is illegal, a felony. That's a non-issue and a non-campus issue. But if she or he likes you, and wants to come to your dorm room for sexual fun, it's not harassment. It she or he doesn't like you, it's harassment. If he or she wants you at first, while half-drunk, but changes her mind, you're in big trouble. It's always safest to keep romance "50 miles from the flagpole," as they used to say. However, the primal urges of the young can not be suppressed, even by campus Thought Police and the Federal government.
A reason to do online learning. Date townie girls, or as they are really, normal girls.
But the greatest reason is that 13% of the Harvard graduating class has had sex in the library. That isn't the musty smell of old books you sense. And if the pages stick together, just put the book down and go wash your hands.
Reason #235 that it is a mistake to sleep with anyone to whom you are not married. It may not end in disaster, and usually doesn't, but it it still a mistake.
But we have now been handed a wonderful tool to combat some of the nuttiness on campus. And if you make a formal complaint, bcc a campus watchdog group (on the right) with the complaint and the resolution so that the university's track record of selective enforcement can be documented and introduced in a nice lawsuit in a year or two.