No, it's not from The Onion. Gender Quotas on Philosophy Panels? A quote:
The Lance-Schliesser boycott proposal was endorsed by many of the philosophers who commented on the pair's blog entry. Indeed, "some proposed that the boycott be expanded to include conferences with all-white line-ups or with lack of diversity in sexual orientation or nationality," Inside Higher Ed reported. The notion of merit, aptitude or interest as relevant to scholarly endeavors from majoring in chemistry to speaking at a philosophy conference seems to be falling by the wayside.
Good grief.