Maggie's Farm

As a nasty antidote to the usual saccharine, sentimental, schmaltzy, Hallmark-created Mother's Day, I will dare to offer this provocative link: Sorry, men ARE more brainy than women (and more stupid too!) It's a simple scientific fact, says one of Britain's top dons. A lady Don, mind you.

All men knew that already, but were askeered to say it for fear of the innate female propensity for violence, vengeance, grudge-collecting - and their use of their sexual charms and sharp tongues to oppress, manipulate, and control the hapless males of the species. Why the professional feminists never discuss this is a mystery, but females are a mystery to men anyway.

Photo is a no-doubt future mother, eagerly awaiting - or inviting - vigorous fertilization, via Theo. From her spectacles, surely one of the bookish, intelligent ones (like Mrs. Barrister).

Me? I am certainly one of the stupid men, as the simple fact of my posting this link must make obvious.