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Thursday, June 4. 2009Got Apocalypse? I've rubbed shoulders with all sorts of kooks. True believers of the believingest kind, without much truth discernible in the final recipe. Holy rollers; snakehandlers. A few animists. Dopers, Buddhists, straight-up Leninists soldiering on long after Lenin lost interest. Knights of Columbus. People that wouldn't eat meat on Friday all the way to Sikhs that would stab you with their little dagger if you lit a cigarette next to them. People that speak Klingon. But in all my travels I've never encountered a bigger bunch of intellectual anti-matter apocalyptic paranoid delusional wharrgarbll cult nonsense than this item from ABC News. Think about that. If David Koresh and Ted Kaczinski got married and started sharing notes, they couldn't come up with a less reasonable worldview than one of the three major networks serving as a news outlet to the american continent. ABC must be hiring interns from The Onion, because this is listed under Science and Technology:
Well, they got it partially correct. I indeed "would rather not face" these "ideas," in the same way I don't want to face the ideas being yelled at passing cars by men who sleep on park benches and wet themselves regularly. So people with misspelled signs, unkempt beards, and who wash themselves in the bubbler in the public park are my go-to guys for such apocalyptica. Who are the "experts" that ABC News goes to for their volcano-maiden advice?
"We have no new source of energy on the horizon that's currently capable of being developed on a large enough scale to replace the supply of oil in any near- term framework," says Michael Klare, professor of peace and world security studies at Hampshire College. You know, when ABC doesn't even capitalize the words in your title at...snicker... Hampshire College, one wonders whether the ABC prole that wrote this is illiterate because they attended Hampshire College, or "professor of peace and world security studies at Hampshire College" is a title ol' Mike gave himself -- like your toddler declaring: "I'm Batman!" while wearing Spiderman pajamas. They must have other experts. The bushes in the parks are full of them. Let's see: "Until we have a crisis of some kind, I don't think we're going to be motivated to make the really deep changes in the way we use energy, the technologies we use, the density of our cities, our travel patterns," says Thomas Homer-Dixon, a political science professor and author of "The Upside of Down."Until we have a crisis, we won't have a crisis, according to a political science professor. Deep thinker. ABC always asks Poli-Sci professors about coal and oil. They just don't seem to ask them where exactly they're professors. Actually, I suspect they did, and thought it would be better not to mention that he's currently holding forth at The Waco Downstairs Stripmall Folding-Chair Academy of Arts, Sciences, Fill-Dirt, and Antique Bong Restoration. Who's up next? "By 2030, two-thirds of the world's population will be under water stress," says Janine Benyus, science writer and founder of the Biomimicry Institute. I'm flummoxed now. Not thirsty, but I am at sea. Biomimicry? Is that like Kukla, Fran, and Ollie, only this time with the end of the world being touted by a hand with a sock over it? I expect so. Reminds me of a public access cable show, with a white guy in dreadlocks yelling at a spot two feet to the left of the camera about the heavy poop that's about to hit the fan, broadcast at three AM on a Monday night. But unlike most public access shows, this one's got a sponsor: Kool-Aid. Drink up, kids.
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I think yall haven't rubbed shoulders with cultists of the 13th Imam.
Some asy it is Iran's president some say it was the Bab and Rush Limbaugh is suggesting he's the Mudboy Husseino. Nonetheless, whomever he be, the world as we knew it at the beginning of the milleniam is no longer and the hell Americans have elected is as disimilar to it's surviors as the world was after the 20th Century Dictator, Adolph Hitler was popularly voted to ruin the world as we knew it. Your argument is that climate change is not an issue because of ABC's grammatical errors. Good job.
Robert,
Climate change is not an issue because we can't control the output of the Sun. Man's output of CO2 is tiny and does not influence the climate. Even if I were persuaded by AGW, I'm not sure I'd buy that it was likely to lead to the total collapse of civilization.
Rampant collectivism might achieve that result, I suppose. Scripted by one Reverend Malthus.
Note that [modern*] Chaos Theory was first published by one Professor Lorenz - a meteorologist who came to realize no computer model could accuately predict weaterm, let alone "climate." I may not entirely agree with Professor Bjorn Lomborg (he subscibes to AGW) but his proposals largely work for less than ten percent of junk like Kyoto and whether temps go up or down. . * Something much like basic Chaos Theory seems to have been published over two hundred years ago, but was disregarded. Leave it to ABC to resurrect Paul Erlich and the Population Bomb.
One of the cable stations that I don't watch is running a speculative documentary about post human earth. In the back of my mind I'm always wondering what part GE, NBC, et al are playing in these "news" stories. As I was growing up during the 70's the media and leftists were pushing the same enviro, economic, and anarchy fear. My six year old friends and I never imagined we'd live to see 1980, let alone history repeating 30+ years later. The leftists weren't alone in that regard, Steve. I remember a "chapel service" at the right wing parochial school I attended in the 70s. Our school's dean lectured us on how the Yom Kippur war fit in neatly with Revelations, how we were running out of oil and that the end was near. It was all right there in Revelations. What 11 year old could fail to discern that our holy book had foretold precisely what was going on?
I don't understand why this is even an issue after November 4, 2008 when the American people, under the close guidance of the ever wise news media, elected the nation's first genuine messiah...a superman who come 2016 will have made sure that the two term maximum for a President is just so much cold oatmeal. That alone should stop this panic peddling. With Barry on our side how can we lose? Utopia is just a few more million Acorn assisted votes away.
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