It's Climate Change!
We're all gonna die! Global warming causes global cooling, dummy. All sophisticated, bien pensant folks understand that.
Meanwhile, the supposedly Kyoto-friendly Euros beg for more fossil fuel. We thought they gave it up for Lent forever. Yeah, I know: "That was then, this is now."
And more: I guess it's still too hot in Madison, WI. Isn't it nice that those sanctimonious moonbats are trying to save the world by bossing people around?