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Wednesday, December 31. 2008

Moslem men don't like T&A, says Reverend

How does he know? And what exactly is he really saying about them, then? Furthermore, what about him? Does he have a dirty mind, and find God's splendid artistry prurient?

Aussie MP/Reverend wants topless beaches banned out of sensitivity to Moslem men. Sheesh. Australia has lots of other beaches to go to, if they want to swim or surf. Or they can do as I do, which is to keep my eyes discreetly down when visiting topless beaches...admiring my pedicure.

How about banning burkhas for the happiness of the non-Moslem men? Funny thing is, I know a couple of Moslem men. They might be the exceptions, but they seem to appreciate females quite a bit.

Photo: From a naked surfing contest in Australia.

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During some of my travels in the Middle East, I learned that over there T and A actually stands for "Toes and Ankles."
#1 DCJuggler on 2008-12-31 11:19 (Reply)
Your name is a smite on the reprehensible reference to women's breasts as 'jugs'. You should be ashamed!
#1.1 d dvorak on 2008-12-31 12:02 (Reply)
LOL. However, I do live in DC and I am a juggler (but no chain saws).
#1.1.1 DCJuggler on 2008-12-31 21:49 (Reply)
Why not just ban Muslim men from topless beaches?
#2 NJSoldier on 2008-12-31 11:25 (Reply)
Ridiculous! Don't you know Muslim men hide under those burkas and touch the privates of women! That's why the women hide their faces so their smiles won't show. This perversion is too much and you should be ashamed. Go to church and be redeemed thou sinner.
#2.1 d dvorak on 2008-12-31 12:08 (Reply)
Because we live in age of the tyranny of the easily offended?
#2.2 walt moffett on 2008-12-31 12:14 (Reply)
why, why, my god.... you can see her nipples!

Have you no shame, you perverts!
#3 d dvorak on 2008-12-31 11:59 (Reply)
Nipples are for feeding babies. If you are over 2 yo, don't look.
#3.1 bd on 2008-12-31 12:06 (Reply)
I certainly know what nipples are for as I suckled my young until they got on the school bus. If you men would pay homage to the breast feeders of the world, we would not have to look at milkless breasts on surfboards. What have we come to!
#3.1.1 randolph on 2008-12-31 12:11 (Reply)
OK, now I don't understand. If we men do "pay homage to the breast feeders of the world", we wont "have to look at milkless breasts on surfboards" however that does mean we still can if we want to, right? But will there thus be more "milkless breasts on surfboards" to look at? 'Cause I can go either way, I'm just trying to figger out the cost/benefit analysis.
#3.1.1.1 KRW on 2008-12-31 17:14 (Reply)
Oh dear. What if she gets a sand crab in her vagina?
#4 Betsy on 2008-12-31 12:15 (Reply)
She looks like she's creating a little too much friction out there. She's going to have to coat that stick with Sex Wax.

http://beckersurf.com/browse/productsubgroup.aspx?pgid=1&sgid=312

What the hell did you perverts think I was talking about?
#5 Jephnol (Link) on 2008-12-31 13:10 (Reply)
At last! A gentleman with a moral compass who I have no doubt pays homage to his wife's feminine side and turns off the football game to give her attention instead of ignoring her good deeds and slave-work to keep his home for him just the way he likes it and never says no to him when he wants to wax his stick that's what I'm talking about. The rest of you men are perverts.
#5.1 faculty wife on 2008-12-31 13:22 (Reply)
Patriots are out of it with an 11-5 record. What's up with that?
#5.1.1 Jephnol (Link) on 2008-12-31 13:54 (Reply)
Yeah, they lost to the 8-8 Chargers and they're in...
#5.1.1.1 KRW on 2008-12-31 21:35 (Reply)
Can't play "Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe" any more Martha. Am making Spicy Chicken Curry (from scratch) for abused wife to celebrate her return to Nepal this month for some linguistics thingy.

Celebrating early with a cheap but effective champagne.

If you money men are feeling like making a difference in a far away place I have a few stories from Nepal. You could make a difference.

Wife will leave Katmandu for a few days to visit a village she grew up in back in the seventies. Inlaws are in touch with village honcho who reports a friend suffered a stroke. In the village you don't get much out of life apparently.

Wife makes the case better than me. She says he cries when people talk to him and she's scared to visit. He's dwindling in a mud hut.

Any interest from the money people is cool. At this page there's contact info in the top link:

http://purushotam.jephnol.com/

C and S are in Nepal until March so any interest can be forwarded through me. Email to "napbandit" at my website. You can also consider putting a Nepalese kid through school for crackers by US standards.

Those folks do the money bit, but I can put you in touch with the people who make the difference.

Will put bleg up on jephnol.com in a day or so...
#5.1.2 Jephnol (Link) on 2008-12-31 16:17 (Reply)
They won't rest as long as there is an exposed breast--anywhere.
#6 Dr X on 2008-12-31 17:28 (Reply)
Well yeah... There's a whole host of noble motives out there for men, but we are talking about men. We like T&A and we like to screw. Women can rail about that all they want, but when women do cut a man's balls off they spend the rest of their time complaining about what a wuss he is and how he ought to grow a pair. When women get into that space I like to quote General Anthony McAuliffe when his troops were asked by the germans to surrender at Bastogne, "Nuts". Ya' hear that ladies? Nuts.
#6.1 Jephnol (Link) on 2008-12-31 18:06 (Reply)
Perverts. All of you. I didn't see any of you in church this Sunday!
#7 abigail on 2008-12-31 18:48 (Reply)
I miss going to church. I enjoyed spending time with a lot of quality people.
#7.1 Jephnol (Link) on 2009-01-01 00:31 (Reply)
I have read that there is huge traffic looking at tit-and-ass sites from Muslim countries, and that that's what you see if you look at monitors in Internet cafes there. So I doubt the premise. dave.s.
#8 dave.s. on 2008-12-31 20:35 (Reply)
Umm...yeah, was that what this thread was about? I thought it was about the chick on the surfboard...
#8.1 KRW on 2008-12-31 21:15 (Reply)

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