We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
I don't have any problem with the water. I rarely drink anything else with my meals. I don't have any problem with the food, it looks tasty and I would eat it eagerly. My problem is that it isn't lunch, it is a snack. Double it and maybe it would be lunch. Some butter for the bread would be good too.