We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
Weekend is over. Drag your lazy butt and your hang-over out of the old hammock, and get back to earning your keep like a good citizen of a free republic. Hop on board this fine 2005 Massey-Ferguson 492 4-WD machine and you will be able to handle any job that comes your way. Nobody ever said freedom came easy - ya gotta work.
It's yours for around $70,000. Perfectly classy and appropriate for showing up at the golf club too - put your golf bags on the loader and drive straight across the patio and the lawn to the pro shop. Not to worry - whatever reactions you get will all be inspired by envy. And if the Membership Committee makes a stink, tell 'em Bird Dog said it was OK.