Back to Work
Weekend is over. Drag your lazy butt and your hang-over out of the old hammock, and get back to earning your keep like a good citizen of a free republic. Hop on board this fine 2005 Massey-Ferguson 492 4-WD machine and you will be able to handle any job that comes your way.
Nobody ever said freedom came easy - ya gotta work.
It's yours for around $70,000. Perfectly classy and appropriate for showing up at the golf club too - put your golf bags on the loader and drive straight across the patio and the lawn to the pro shop. Not to worry - whatever reactions you get will all be inspired by envy. And if the Membership Committee makes a stink, tell 'em Bird Dog said it was OK.