Maggie's Farm

If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger, if you pull the stick back they get smaller.

Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous.

If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.

I want to die like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Flying at night is the same as flying in the day, except you can't see.

I had a fighter pilot’s breakfast - two aspirin, a cup of coffee and a puke.

The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and a good shit. A night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities to experience all three at the same time.

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