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Friday, August 22. 2008
Chavez' bridge to the 19th Century.
What happens to the earth's cognitive surplus? Well, a lot of it goes into these internets, doesn't it?
How hard is TIME pumping Obama? Seven covers! He is a media-created sensation. I guess he sells soap.
Jennifer Horn for New Hampshire
Evil racist videos at Classical Values
"We reject the pernicious belief, commonly held at our most highly esteemed institutions, that fighting our nation's battles is someone else's job." The Corner
Jim Cramer on natural gas and wind power
De Toqueville on the nanny state. A subquote:
After 40 years, the Left still doesn't get the eclipse of socialism. Socialism is tricky. To enforce it and to maintain it, not only do you need some guns but you need to make sure you do not punish achievers and risk-takers to the point that they quit, or climb over the wall and leave for more hospitable shores. Of course, your Wise Leaders always get all they can get - power, babes, money, cars, houses - because they deserve it for their selfless service to the ignorant masses. And, if ignorant, ignorant because of the government schools.
Too many good recent posts by AVI to link separately.
Hollywood conservatives to rally for McCain
Are schools "social service centers"? Why not try to teach the kids math first before trying to do something more difficult?
Gotta love these sorts of virtuous idiots. Pay off your conscience with $11, paid for with parents' tuitions. It's a con game.
Stealth technology: The Prius is killing off all the blind people. Memo to Toyota: It would be more fun to drive if you gave it a computer-generated Harley sound-effect.
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I clicked "Maggie's Farm" since I'm an avid gardener and what do I see.....a boney blond (whore) with separated legs showing off a section of her body which is an ugly sight. What is the purpose? To appeal to porn lover also known as folks with low labido needing all the stimulus they can get? Don't insult healthy, normal folks with such trash.
Lighten up, friend. We like girls - and gardens. But what, exactly, is ugly?
And yes, I guess our "labido" is low. Too many vegetables...
Lighten up indeed. BD, you should of shown G.E. Day, that picture of the Mrs watering that beautiful garden you have. Mrs BD is one lovely woman.I'm trying to think of something nice to say about you. - - - - - - - - - - Well there is always tomorrow.
Hope G E Day doesn't go to Theo's site, she or he might fall over. The lovely lass on today's Maggie Farm could use a few extra vegetables and a few cheeseburgers as she looks a little underfed. Not that I'm complaining.
As far as G. E. Day goes, whoever he or she might be, 'Honi soit que mal y pense,' is the proper reply. As you all know, I'm 80, and I enjoy looking at young people in all their glory. Mayhap the young lady's Mama should have gently suggested that a lady keeps her knees together in public -- but not many do these days. At any rate she was a pleasant sight. Don't stop posting these lovelies. Just give us an occasional touch of beefcake too.
I have low energy levels in general, and I appreciate all the stimulus I can get. My wife feels that Theo goes too far, so I do not go there, which is unfortunate; I was able to stay on my exercise program when I did. Thank you.
Damn! I've been scouring Maggie's trying to find the whore spreading her legs but I can't find her. Can someone put the link in the comments.
"Shit and alligators. Nice place, Florida. Caveat emptor, and quit whining and taking my money."
Huh? Didn't see any whining in those links. I did hear tell of a couple of dumb ass Yankees drowning because they want to go swimming in the ocean during a tropical storm. Hopefully our lifeguards didn't risk their lives to save your sorry asses from a lack of simple common sense. Up yours, Charlie.
Okay, what's the deal? Nobody can give me a link to the garden ho? How about G. E. Day?
Look, I'm just not opposed to garden ho's featured in Maggie's. These guys like to play around in the garden so it makes sense to me. Just as long as they don't start featuring garden hoses...
Now about that link...
"Just as long as they don't start featuring garden hoses..."
What, Jephnol? If they'd hose the garden whore they might get a ton of hits and not have to go on vacation. I'd look. Man, that would keep Tom on the treadmill for days. He'd be so buff he could get his own garden ho and start fertilizing the furrows with gusto and Miracle Glow. 'Course, he'd have to have a cow or two to snack on because vegetables trash the libido? Good...keep those Tree Huggers from spawning. Keep your broccoli, dude. :)
Yeah, but then they'd have to call the place Maggie's Smarm.
Re: "Miracle Glow" - are you talking glow-on-the-dork glow-in-the-dark prophylactics?
I just made up a joke:
A farmer and his wife were having a drawn out fight. He was hoping to win a ribbon with his pig in the state fair, so every evening he'd lead the animal into his wife's garden to eat her vegetables so it'd get really big. She was having fits because she had worked so hard in the garden.
One day she was in town getting a few things when she bumped into Mrs. Jones the pastor's wife. Mrs. Jones asked how things were and the farmer's wife blurted out, "Everything would be just fine if my husband would just stop pushing his hog into my garden every night. Mrs. Jones smiled sheepishly and declared, "That doesn't sound so bad. All my husband wants to do is &*#! me in the @$$."
I'm rather pround of having just thought of that filth. What were we talking about?
ha ha ha.
I think there's a merit badge for that kind of filth. It glows on a primitive rendition of a dork and looks swell on your sash. Cherish that badge because I heard they're going to do away with it as it caused excess masturbation at jamborees with the little kids hammering away all day to get The Glow in the Dork Merit Badge for Filth. Great badge as it eliminates the need for flashlights in the tent whilst the burping and lighting-farts routines begin after Scout Headmaster Bates goes to sleep.
Ah, yes! The badge of Onan. And Scout Master Bates, the blind, hairy palmed patron saint of the darker arts of youth! Alas and alack, I was denied that fate by a streak of rebelliousness.
"I was denied that fate by a streak of rebelliousness."
Do tell. Did you use Playtex Living gloves and leave the wanking to them?
No time spent at the Circle J Ranch for me. I won't deny natural, lonely curiosity, but I deny ever having been a boy scout.
OK, now I'm confused...Is this the sort of nonsense that justifies banning Boy Scout troops from accessing government resources or is this the sort of nonsense that qualifies them to access government resources?
Both, KRW. The government hates wasting potential Boy-Scout-type-good people because mating with a sleeping bag has n'ere produced the good people we need to populate this country. On the other hand, the government does not want the slightest suggestion that the BSA might actually be the cause of gay congressmen.
Damn. It's a tough road to ho.
And we're back to the ho again. Ah ha!
On a lighter note, did you catch Cramer's comment that CO2 is the "most toxic " of pollutants?
There would be no life without CO2. The global warming worms are climbing through the craniums of so many.
I am for natural gas drilling (and oil too), wind and solar. I also think that nuclear should have a role. It is scalable.