We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
This Cecil Adams guy is really scary, talking about a "truly liberated household." Dr. Bliss, I think you're making the guys who read this blog very uncomfortable. But you're also making some of the women pretty uncomfortable too. I can't get my mind around the mental picture of a man literally nursing a baby. How about it, gentlemen? Do you like what you see?
Men have nipples because men and women both have sweat glands. The mammaries are mutant sweat glands. Men can also lactate under the right conditions, but they don't have the production capacity women do.