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Moonbats of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your brains.

Larrey Anderson visits the Oregon Country Fair, and reports at Am. Thinker.

If these nice folks grew up and�quit smoking pot, they might have half a chance to get real.

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Off topic: I would like to reiterate what Barrett said last night. That Buddy should run for president. I second the nomination. Can't think of a funnier, smarter guy. I would like to nominate Luther as his running mate. I'll get back to you on who I'd nominate for cabinet positions. We could have our convention at BD's house. Decide what our platform would be, drink all his booze, smoke all his cigars, basically trash the place, then throw the big mamma's boy under the bus. We'd have a great time. Lots of laughs!

PS I also nominate Meta, the neolurker as first lady.
BD Just kidding about throwing you under the bus. - - - - -Sorta.

Buddy, Luther, and Meta. I'm going to get my bumper sticker now.

#1 jappy on 2008-08-08 08:10 (Reply)

Count me in. But I don't want a govt job out of it.

#2 BD on 2008-08-08 08:53 (Reply)

Listen, I'll be needing to trial-run meta before the nuptials. have her show up at the Greyhound station in Dripping Springs. tell her to wear red. I'll be wearing my best suspenders & straw boater, and will say code word "Alfalfa" (which is also my given name --mom liked the Little Rascals).

#3 buddy larsen on 2008-08-08 16:28 (Reply)

Sigh... Okaaay. I'm comin' Buddy, but I'm wearin' a shirt with two chocolate bunnies on it. One bunny has his ass bit off and the other bunny has his ears bit off. The first bunny says: "My ass hurts." The second bunny says: "Hunh?" I hope that won't get my head chopped off on the bus. Will I have to take my clothes off for the 'trial-run'? Being as house nuptshuls end up as "My ass hurts."/"Hunh?" sex might carry us through to the White House. I'd like being THE First Wife. Can I stand beside you when you give your acceptance speech? I can light your cigarettes for you. And mind, too. Luther is VP or I'm not gettin' on that bus. He can stand behind us and laugh and let the country know we're not much into making laws and rules and such; but next to Luther there'll be five Marine hunks holding a nuke with a sign that says: THIS TIME WE MEAN IT! I want Jappy as my personal secretary, okay? BD can stand outside and throw cell phones at the cops.

I LOVE YOU, BUDDY! Fluff up the hay, darlin'. :}
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#3.1 Meta on 2008-08-08 17:12 (Reply)

Dripping Springs, eh? Would that be in Texas? Why, buddy, you Little Rascal!

Marianne

#4 Marianne Matthews on 2008-08-08 16:52 (Reply)

Oh mercy -- we have so much to do -- what about a slogan? oh yes, and some principled positions. political positions i mean. But First, the SLOGAN. Obama, you know, copied Adam's motto "change you can ball Eve in"

(groan)

YES, fellow Texan, MM -- i caught your ref to Houston awhile back-- i'm just up the road, t'other side o Austin, up on the upthrust side of the Balcones Fault --settled by bandits hidin out from the Houston, Dallas, and San Antonio laws --who wouldn't foller them into the hills and hidin' places. Sam Bass's main camp was about a mile from where i sit.

--but dry and sparse sometimes --like now. why its so hot and dry, the other day a blade of grass sprung up in the pasture and the cows won't eat it --they'd ruther have the shade.

#5 buddy larsen on 2008-08-08 18:17 (Reply)

Buddy, the word is druther.

#5.1 Bird Dog on 2008-08-08 19:00 (Reply)

Darlin,

Here's our motto:

AMERICA DOESN'T BRING YOU DOWN: YOU DESCEND.

Here's our national position: 80% of you mind your own business. The other 20%, your government, will mind you minding your own business.

International position: See this NUKE ? and Let's have free trade! Laissez faire for all unless you put me on hold. See this nuke?
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#5.2 Alpha Meta - First Wife on 2008-08-08 20:20 (Reply)

Great slogan. In your position statements, you have to work in the nukes being for both energy and persuasion, though.

#5.2.1 Assistant Village Idiot (Link) on 2008-08-08 23:59 (Reply)

AVI, what if she's just mispelling 'nookie'? I mean, think of that free trade angle THEN --oh hell --i forgot --she's my wife --scratch all that --

#5.2.1.1 buddy larsen on 2008-08-09 00:34 (Reply)

snookums, how about something insperat enspir inspirrat ...hmm UPLIFTing?

"IF NOT US, WHEN?
IF NOT NOW, WHO?"

#6 buddy larsen on 2008-08-08 22:30 (Reply)

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Moonbats of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your brains.