We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
W-e-l-l . . I suppose you could buy her a hose, but then you wouldn't get to watch her walk back and forth to refill that little watering can. Now that I think about it a moment, maybe a smaller watering can, BD . . . as grant1863 says, good luck with your chores.