Maggie's Farm

Some of us older folks do have "miniguns" to protect ourselves -- at least in Texas. I call them house guns and we are allowed to have them without applying for a carry permit, as long as they remain within the confines of our property. At least, we're allowed to have them until the busybody Dems take our Constitutional rights away. Right now, I'm humbly grateful they haven't yet taken them away, since my subdivision is infested with giant earth-movers and backhoes which are digging up our streets so that it's almost impossible to drive your cars out of your driveway. Said earth-movers etc. are driven by large dark strangers, mostly Hispanic, who can't speak English. But they do understand the word "police." And, if necessary, the muzzle of my Taurus The Judge. Haven't had to use it yet, but it's comforting to know I have it.

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if these guys were illegal aliens, as we used to call them. Houston's insane City Council has designated Houston as a "sanctuary city," so now the people smugglers head straight to the city's welcoming arms. The local NBC affiliate said on the nightly news the other night that Houston had 38,000 illegal alien felons, many of them repeaters.