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Tuesday, April 22. 2008

Elections

Over the transom:

"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?"

Posted by Opie at 21:17 | Comments (9) | Trackbacks (0)

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It's all so clear now.
#1 Mister Snitch (Link) on 2008-04-22 22:12 (Reply)
Makes sense to me.
#2 Carl H. (Link) on 2008-04-22 23:28 (Reply)
can that chest act as a mobile keg transporter ;) otherwise it's a no-brainer, I agree
#3 TomG on 2008-04-23 04:31 (Reply)
There is Beauty in Simplicity ... and it doesn't get any easier than that. I know who I'm voting for ... beer anyone?
#4 Doc on 2008-04-23 08:45 (Reply)
An excellent question. Maybe the Danes haven't lost sight of what really counts after all.
#5 joated (Link) on 2008-04-23 10:10 (Reply)
Certainly, their is a contest but the outcome is a no-brainer.

Roll out the barrels, First Lady!
#6 Leag on 2008-04-23 10:39 (Reply)
The Danes have once again given me hope for humanity. I might laugh until lunchtime and then have some beer and cheese.
#7 jj mollo on 2008-04-23 11:49 (Reply)
Hey! I had that first and I stole it from The Anchoress!

Transom, my foot!
#8 vanderleun (Link) on 2008-04-23 12:16 (Reply)
Email meme alert.... Snopes alert....

One of my friend's relative s from Holland sent this to him this week:

http://stix1972.typepad.com/stix_blog/2008/04/you-gatta-love.html
#9 vanderleun (Link) on 2008-04-23 12:54 (Reply)

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