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Saturday, May 10. 2008

Bird Dog litter

I WILL SOON HAVE BIRD DOG PUPS FOR SALE. ANYONE WHO IS INTERESTED IN ONE, PLEASE CONTACT ME. THE LITTER WILL PROBABLY BE ABOUT 7 - 10 PUPS, WHICH I WILL SELL AT A VERY REASONABLE  PRICE.

I HAVE ATTACHED A  PICTURE OF THE MOM AND DAD SO YOU WILL HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT THE  PUPS WILL LOOK  LIKE.
 
PLEASE LET ME KNOW  AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AS THEY MAY GO FAST. THANKS.

On the other hand, this seems like a better way to breed top quality bird dogs: Cloned Sniffer dogs.

Posted by Bird Dog in Hunting, Fishing, Dogs, Guns, etc. at 16:18 | Comments (23) | Trackbacks (0)

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So what does that combination leave you with? A dug, a dock, a ducnine, a muck (think about it), a duct, a dutt? No! It leaves you with duck that walks like John Wayne, and a dog that wants a cigarette.
#1 Jephnol (Link) on 2008-05-10 19:11 (Reply)
Duck, duck, goose; duck, duck, goose... hmmm

Jephie, That's a goose. A hell of a goose, too, if you ast me.
#2 Meta on 2008-05-10 19:33 (Reply)
Dear Metamucil,

Yer full o' you-know-what. That ain't no goose gettin' stuffed. That is a duck.

Jephie
#2.1 Jephnol (Link) on 2008-05-10 20:26 (Reply)
"Metamucil"?

Why you wag!
#2.1.1 Meta on 2008-05-11 10:48 (Reply)
Man, I've got to have one of the birddog hounds, but I want one with a dog face and wings.

I lifted a picture of something similar [maybe from Theo] a while back, but I don't have a website for posting here. Oh well.

I'll train it to fly up and blend in with the flock, and look for a juicy one to invite [as in grab it by the neck] back for lunch. I've got LOTS of big plans for this one, MWAH-hah-hah. Name it Bill, if it's a boybirddog, or Hillary, otherwise.
#3 Steve on 2008-05-10 20:57 (Reply)
That is a recipe for shooting your own dug...dock...oh hell, borg.
#3.1 Jephnol (Link) on 2008-05-10 21:01 (Reply)
Well, Jephnol, I was thinking that I'd let the hounduck do the hunting, and I'd be working on warming up the skillet. Save the ammo, ya know.
#3.1.1 Steve on 2008-05-11 07:05 (Reply)
And the sound it would make? Quark? There's gotta be a lame joke about a man name Schrodinger and his cat in there somewhere...
#4 KRW on 2008-05-10 22:45 (Reply)
I like that... Quark. It's pretty funny. If it quarks like a duct... There's the terestrial variety and the aquatic, commonly known as the aqua-duct.
#4.1 jephnol (Link) on 2008-05-10 23:10 (Reply)
are they free, or will there be a bill?
#5 buddy larsen on 2008-05-10 23:25 (Reply)
Dogs of a feather flock together.
#6 Jephnol (Link) on 2008-05-10 23:30 (Reply)
I bet that dog was thinking, "If you want to make an omelet..."
#7 Jephnol (Link) on 2008-05-10 23:35 (Reply)
it's a K9 core
#8 buddy larsen on 2008-05-10 23:50 (Reply)
The duck's thinking, "So that's where they came up with the term 'pinfeather'."
#9 Jephnol (Link) on 2008-05-11 00:03 (Reply)
the duck and the critter caninus
as an audience apparently find us

easy to please
with feathers and fleas

and all semblance of good taste behind us
#10 buddy larsen on 2008-05-11 08:18 (Reply)
It's true with one caveat, as far as bad taste is concerned, I have very good taste.
#10.1 Jephnol (Link) on 2008-05-11 09:37 (Reply)
cannibal to cannibal eating comedian, "does that taste funny to you?"
#10.1.1 buddy larsen on 2008-05-11 14:07 (Reply)
Animal world is making dogglings not pups.

Your dog is ambitious.

What are ya feeding him, BD?
#11 Leag on 2008-05-11 09:58 (Reply)
Does anyone note the irony of the name of the host of this post and the picture?

Is it his resume shot? "Nothing's Too Lame For Me!"

oh wait..... "I'm Game For Anything!"

As far as the quacker goes, that beats a cornbread stuffing.

I need something to do, methinks.
#12 Meta on 2008-05-11 11:00 (Reply)
haha -- right -- thread needs a swan song
#12.1 buddy larsen on 2008-05-11 13:07 (Reply)
next pun i feel coming on, i'm gonna duck, and just dog it awhile
#12.2 buddy larsen on 2008-05-11 13:21 (Reply)
Lord love a duck.
From worldwidewords...Lord love a duck is a mild expression of surprise.
#13 Patina on 2008-05-11 17:54 (Reply)
Goofy and Pluto are both dogs. I think I know where Walt Disney came up with the idea for Goofy.
#14 jappy on 2008-05-11 22:48 (Reply)

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