Maggie's Farm

Kerry Flunks GPA Comparison

After endless late-night jokes during the campaign mocking George W. Bush's supposed lack of brainpower, it turns out that Dubya actually maintained a slightly higher average during his time at Yale than John Kerry, and earned only one "D" as compared to Kerry's four (though neither man's academic record is especially praiseworthy).  Kerry had declined to release his college transcript until just last month, and it seems we now know the reason for the delay.

Comment from Editor: Now how long must we wait for his military records...but at this point, who really cares? (except the Mass. voters)...I just want to see Hillary's military records.