Kerry and the Bible
Maybe it's because Gwynnie is under 24 inches tall, but she seems to notice things others don't, like how do you flush a Koran down a toilet into a septic system that you have to use daily? As a Corgi, septic systems only amuse her, but she knows they are really, really important to people. She also knows that paper clogs them mercilessly. She also knows that no person smart enough to be in the Army would foul his or her own septic system!
The latest item about which she is astounded is that no bloggers have commented upon is Mr. Kerry's famous recent quote:
"I went back and reread the whole New Testament the other day. Nowhere in the three-year ministry of Jesus Christ did I find a suggestion at all, ever, anywhere, in any way whatsover, that you ought to take the money from the poor, the opportunities from the poor and give them to the rich people."
Gwynnie suggests a new game of fill-in-the-blanks:
Nowhere in the three-year ministry of Jesus Christ did I find a suggestion at all, ever, anywhere, in any way whatsover, that: ___________________!
The only rule is that what you use to fill in the blank must appear nowhere in the three-year ministry of Jesus Christ, no suggestion at all, ever, anywhere, in any way whatsover!
Suggestions to get you started:
Nowhere in the three-year ministry of Jesus Christ did I find a suggestion at all, ever, anywhere, in any way whatsover, that children shound be allowed to eat pizza after noon!
Nowhere in the three-year ministry of Jesus Christ did I find a suggestion at all, ever, anywhere, in any way whatsover, that you ought to take the money from the rich, the opportunities from the rich and give them to the poor people.
Nowhere in the three-year ministry of Jesus Christ did I find a suggestion at all, ever, anywhere, in any way whatsover, that John Kerry has ever picked up a Bible!
Nowhere in the three-year ministry of Jesus Christ did I find a suggestion at all, ever, anywhere, in any way whatsover, that John Kerry was fit to be president!
