Maggie's Farm

We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.

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Friday, November 23. 2007

Special Christmas Sale at Maggie's Farm!!!

Hey, Happy Holiday Shoppers!

As an aid to your Christmas shopping, Maggie's Farm offers a one-time, time-limited special offering to ease your Christmas hassles: Give all of your friends and beloved relatives a one-year subscription to Maggie's Farm!

The price is right! The value of our Blogroll alone is worth the low, low special price we are offering right now, plus we include our super-special and unique content at no additional cost! You don't even have to leave your filthy, beer-can-, pizza-box- and cigar-butt-strewn hovel or double-wide trailer to BUY NOW AND SAVE!

This special one-time offer will expire on an undisclosed date, so call now! Or just send all or most of the cash in your wallet or pocketbook to: MF Offshore Management LLC, 11 George Town Rd., Suite 32, Grand Cayman (Attn: Ms. Shirley Bongo).

And remember - donations to MF Offshore Management LLC may be fully tax-deductible according to Mozambique law. We all thank you in advance for your generous support!

Posted by Bird Dog in Our Essays, The Culture, "Culture," Pop Culture and Recreation at 10:27 | Comments (3) | Trackbacks (0)

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That Shirley Bongo drum up business
don't like tax man and him quizness

make your profit go all fizness
keep your name a silent listness

no kennedy soros blabber witness
best way keep financial fitness
#1 buddy larsen on 2007-11-23 11:08 (Reply)
buddy, you are great.
#1.1 mila on 2007-11-24 17:24 (Reply)
fine taste in doggerel you have, mila!
#1.1.1 buddy larsen on 2007-11-25 19:54 (Reply)

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