Maggie's Farm

I am amazed the educators missed so many big, slow, softballs lofted their way.

What about equal acess for Lego people in wheelchairs? For that matter, why no Lego wheelchairs? As if all people have working legs!! That attitude is Pedestrist, or Ambulist. Lego does not make wheelchair ramps either.

This guy has figured it out. (no pun intended)
http://www.routetruck.com/wheelchair/chair.html

What about the fact that all Lego people figures are yellow? Are they supposed to be Asian or Simpson in racial makeup? Excluding brown, black, white and red lego figures will only turn these kids into a bunch of racists.

Most of the figures out are also male.
Should they allow pink Legos for girls, or is that sexist to assume that girls like pink stuff and must be accomodated?

Did they ban the building of Lego SUVs? The little rubber tires tend to look like offroad tires which can be dangerous to suggest offroading is acceptable, especially in the PACNW.

And most importantly: do they mandate sustainable enviro friendly Lego constructions? No Lego dams may be created and windmills had better not look ugly. There should be at least 20 Lego trees for each Lego citizen and if a tree is up for more than 2 days it's considered old growth Lego and cannot ever be removed.

Nobody ever said anarcommieenviropinkos had imagination, which I think is the crux of the problem here.