Maggie's Farm

Decent middleaged women don't date 20 year olds. But a pill that would improve the physical performance of their beloved husbands in bed would do lots to improve the marital happiness of millions of loving wives.

Or do you think that nice women don't enjoy long, lusty sexual encounters? The day that my sex life has to happen only between my ears is the day I get locked up in the nursing home. And even there, I will be checking out the few sexy old guys.

Of course, realistically, such a pill would just be used by older guys to have more of a chance keeping a 25 year old mistress or trophy second or third wife. Even golddiggers want a decent sex life.

The fact is, I love men, and my closest friend is a middleaged man, but most men despise, patronise, or simply are platonically friendly with middleaged women. It is insulting to be carped at about intimacy when we get none of that from our menfolk anyway.

Some good sex would be a nice change. But not with a gigolo. Most women just want their husbands to get with the program, woo them, be sexier...People often justify men straying by the fact that their wives let themselves go lookswise, etc. Perhaps what really happens is that the men become terrible lovers, the women stop feeling appreciated sexually, and give up on their appearance.

We are not disembodied spirits.

The nunnery looks more and more appealing

Good sex destroys our sense of time. Bad sex leaves one little to do but keep track of it. Watch or no watch.

And, yes, Raven it does take two to tango.