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Friday, July 6. 2007

Islamic Nursery Rhyme Contest

Good clean fun!

We already know that those Islamists are fun people with a great sense of humor, and the gift of being mature enough, and emotionally secure enough to laugh at themselves, so our cuz across the pond Theo has a contest.

If you have time, give it a whirl your own self.

Image of the now- famous Rage Boy (he is very very angry) borrowed from Snapped Shot.

Posted by Bird Dog in Politics at 11:31 | Comments (10) | Trackbacks (0)

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There is this old desert cult, and

it holds non-adherents insultin'.

But it offers a thrill,
that is, if you kill

enough others, you can make yourself Sultan!
#1 buddy larsen on 2007-07-06 13:09 (Reply)
There was a kid called Moqtada
who was concieived in the back of a Lada
his daddy was queer
his mother a deer
and their children are all f**king gaga.
#2 Theo Spark (Link) on 2007-07-06 13:52 (Reply)
To prevent family fussin'
just marry your cousin,
and keep your clan bloodline just so;

Or marry your sis
then you really can't miss
having kids who build bombs and go blow!
#3 buddy larsen on 2007-07-06 13:56 (Reply)
Sing a song of sixpence,
An auto full of bombs;
Four and twenty terrorists
Reciting the Koran.
When the car was opened,
The Muslims were blown sky high,
Now, wasn't that a lucky break
That only Muslims died?

or...

Little Miss Ruqya, wearing her burkha,
Sat eating her hummus and dates;
When her husband Jaafer
Caught a glimpse of her hair
He beat her to death with the plate.
#4 The Dylanologist on 2007-07-06 14:01 (Reply)
Imams from the high Himalay
run a cult that won't allow stray;

They'll take you aside
to preach suicide,

but for you and not they, Allah say.
#5 buddy larsen on 2007-07-06 14:21 (Reply)
There once was a man of Riyadh
Who was decidedly into jihad.
He strapped on a bomb,
Grabbed hold a Koran,
And blew up to his family’s hurrahs!
#6 The Dylanologist on 2007-07-06 14:25 (Reply)
What a strange tribe are the Bedouins,
their heads over heated by desert suns;

with thoughts thus untrammel'd
(and well-armed and camel'd),

they ride forth to makes us all deader ones.
#7 buddy larsen on 2007-07-06 14:47 (Reply)
The good old religion of peace
Is constantly on the increase
Through bombings and killings
These barbarous villains
Want violence that never will cease.
#8 The Dylanologist on 2007-07-06 14:54 (Reply)
I think I may have started something here.

There was an an old bugger called Osama
who looked like an knackered old llama
he called for jihad
they called him all mad
and now he's all lost in a Burqa
#9 Theo Spark (Link) on 2007-07-06 15:36 (Reply)
heh heh --some awfully good ones over on your site, Theo. Jane Doe is good--BD's "Sopranos" in good, too.
#10 buddy larsen on 2007-07-06 17:46 (Reply)

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