We are a commune of inquiring, skeptical, politically centrist, capitalist, anglophile, traditionalist New England Yankee humans, humanoids, and animals with many interests beyond and above politics. Each of us has had a high-school education (or GED), but all had ADD so didn't pay attention very well, especially the dogs. Each one of us does "try my best to be just like I am," and none of us enjoys working for others, including for Maggie, from whom we receive neither a nickel nor a dime. Freedom from nags, cranks, government, do-gooders, control-freaks and idiots is all that we ask for.
A few tips on avoiding becoming the contents of several zip lock bags.
1. Only go to the Mall when the Weight Watchers are doing their morning laps. Fit yourself in the middle of the mass.
2. Don't go to malls,use the Internet and let the Big Brown Truck worry about the bombs.
3. Learn the early warning signs of suicide bombers. The first early warning sign is that your government will be arresting Border Patrol Agents who try to stop them.
The second early warning sign is that the Border Agents are prosecuted, followed shortly by a multi million dollar lawsuit file by the suiicide bomber.
While out on bail the suicide bomber will carry out the mission and his family will then file a wrongful death suit.
So be on you toes out there!
But wait there's more ! ! !
With the 4th of July approaching be aware of neo-suicide bombers. These will be your non Islamic but sympathetic sociopaths who will find tossing just purchased and noe functioning fireworks into the fireworks trailer at the height of fireworks buying time. Make sure to park you car several hundred feeet from the trailer so you heirs will at least get a fresh car. Also consult your insurance agent about low cost term "fireworks purchasing day insurance" and their new "burial-in-a-baggy policies"